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Title: you don't know me
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: White Collar
Notes: Written for run_the_con, the prompt "You don't know me." I'm really clever at titles...

Summary: Neal doesn't know a lot of things. 

find out more )
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Title: Five Times Someone Noticed Peter Wasn't There (and One Time He Was)
Author[personal profile] hoosierbitch 
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Outside POV of Elizabeth/Neal/Peter
Word Count: 2,800
Notes: This was written for [community profile] wcpairings exchange! It's a pinch-hit (and a bit late, so it's unbetad, I'm so sorry!), but I had a lot of fun writing it. I hope you enjoy it. :-)

Summary: Five times someone noticed Peter wasn't there. (And one time he was.)

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Burke's visitors came like clockwork. )
hoosierbitch: by <lj user="cookielaura"> (MY OT3 HAS CAKE)
Title: Cowboy Up
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Pairing: Peter/Elizabeth, Neal/Kate, Jones/Cruz
Word Count: 3,000
Notes: Almost exactly three years ago I had this really weird idea for a "Toy Story" AU. I finished plotting it in my head while watching "Carmen" the opera a few weeks ago, so. Somehow I made a fic about animated children's toys sad? IDEK.
Thanks: [personal profile] rabidchild67 did a lovely beta job for me! Thanks, hon!

Summary: When Jeff got a new doll for his birthday, Sheriff Peter Burke knew the hat-wearing conman was nothing but trouble. (Sheriff badge sold separately.)

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Sheriff Peter Burke, Jeff’s first and only and best-loved cowboy toy, was not a fan of new toys. )
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Title: Welcome Home
Author: [personal profile] hoosierbitch
For: [personal profile] theatregirl7299
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: Season 4 finale
Content Advisory: Light BDSM (bondage)
Word Count: 2,700
Author's Note: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] wcpairings, which is run by the fabulous [personal profile] elrhiarhodan and [personal profile] rabidchild67. Also, thank you thank you thank you to [livejournal.com profile] ivorysilk, who wasn't a beta so much as the story’s therapist. I owe all the orgasms to her. (Which is a sentence I hope I have cause to use again in RL…)

Summary: When Peter is finally released from prison, Neal and Elizabeth take him home. (And then sex him up.)

When they pick Peter up from prison he demands that they stop at Arby's to get curly fries. )
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Title: Learning Your Lines
Author: [personal profile] hoosierbitch
Series: Shakespeare!AU (This can be read as a standalone piece. Basically: Neal's an actor who plays female parts. Peter likes all his parts. \o/)
Rating: NC-17
Notes: I started this as a birthday present for [personal profile] elrhiarhodan, and luckily for me, it's late enough that I can also sneakily use it as a thank you for her generosity over this past weekend. (Seriously. She's like my fairy godmother.)
Content advisory: Crossdressing, corset kink, waxplay, marking, bruises, breathplay, D/s dynamics. If you need more information, please contact me, I’m happy to help.
Thanks: [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild67 helped beta & choreograph. Any remaining mistakes are all my fault.

Summary: The show's over for everyone but Peter.

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you were beautiful )
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Title: Bruises
Author[personal profile] hoosierbitch 
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 8,200
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Content Advisory: BDSM, handcuff!kink
Beta: The amazing, incomparable, patient, and benevolent [livejournal.com profile] ivorysilk.
Notes: This is my advent fic, but it’s also for [livejournal.com profile] doctor_fangeek. I know it’s late, bb, but here’s a fic just for you. ♥

Summary: Neal has a handcuff kink.

There are bruises like bracelets around Neal’s wrists. )
hoosierbitch: (kink stock chain leash)
Me and Arsenic's Marvel/White Collar epic is posted! 

Like an Arrow Through a Flock of Doves

Summary: When he takes the rap for a crime committed by Barney and the Swordsman, Clint is charged as an adult at 17 and spends the next four years of his life without protection in prison. Enter one Neal Caffrey, who knows how to charm his way to whatever he wants or needs, and Clint's life gets a lot more interesting. Pretty much, the story of Clint in prison, Clint getting out, and Clint, like always, finding his way to SHIELD, and Phil.

The link's to AO3. READ THE WARNINGS. The fic has some pretty explicit/brutal hurt, but I think the comfort makes it worth it. The response so far has been overwhelming and really touching. I hope y'all can take some time and read it, and then go look at the amazing artwork for it (it's linked to in the fic, and is REALLY GOOD).

The longest piece I wrote before this was 30k, and it took me over a year. The fact that I cowrote something for the first time--and that it ended up being 62k--wouldn't have happened without AJ's support. She nudged me, encouraged me, and put up with me when I said things like "I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A SCENE TO WRITE!" and she had to reply: "...we already wrote that." She also took care of basically everything once we finished the first draft, since I was kind of worn out by then, and swamped by the show I've been working on.

MY SHOW: IS OPENING! It opens tonight and runs through tomorrow (a short run for so much work, but this is how our program manages to support as many productions as it does). I think it's one of the best shows I've ever directed, and probably the best show I've done since I got into grad school. I hope the cast and tech crew take the show tonight and make it theirs. Our tech week was exceptionally rocky, and more last-minute changes were made than are ideal, but I think it ended up really fucking good. My folks are driving up now (we might get, like, ten minutes to have dinner together before I have to run to the theatre and take care of about ten last-minute things--the stage managers are new...). Thank you to all the friends who have been supportive and patient while I've been MIA. I love you all!
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GUYS GUYS

YOU GUYS

[livejournal.com profile] ivorysilk WROTE ME [livejournal.com profile] wcpairings FIC

AND IT'S TITLED "CAKE OR DEATH"

WHICH IS FROM EDDIE IZZARD

AND THEN IT JUST GETS BETTER AFTER THAT. 

HERE IS SOME OF IT:

As soon as Elizabeth Burke left the shop, Mozzie turned to him and hissed, "You are way out of your league."

Neal smiled. "Oh, harmless flirting. It’s like a dance."

“No,” snapped Mozzie. “Her husband is an FBI agent. There is no dance. You better not even be on her dance card. No dancing for you.”


So, Neal and Moz run The Greatest Cake bakery, and Elizabeth's catering company uses them for their events--and she goes in one day, and meets their lovely eccentric chef. 

Neal bakes naked, Moz goes through his white period, Peter needs reassurance and then gets a cake pop, and Elizabeth is a BAMF. This alternative canon is smart, and it's got these great shout-outs to the original pilot, and I just need for there to be more of it because it's so fucking good. 

YOU SHOULD READ IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M SO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY
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Title: Feel Better Soon
Author[personal profile] hoosierbitch 
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth, past Neal/Kate
Word Count: 4,400
Thanks: [livejournal.com profile] ivorysilk gave me the ideas for most of the flashback sections, and also was a lovely cheerleader. [personal profile] rabidchild67 was kind enough to beta for me! Any remaining mistakes are all mine.
Notes: This was written for the amazing [personal profile] arsenicjade. I combined three of her prompts as best I could: “It's just that he's not used to having people who care what he does, other than because they're sure he's going to mess up,” and “The last time Neal got any sicker than a mild cold, he'd been dumped from a job by his employer. It's beyond his comprehension that being sick might mean being taken care of, or, at the very least, people going easy on him,” with a little bit of Neal-not-realizing-that-Elizabeth-loves-him-too thrown in for good measure.

Summary: Three times Neal’s been sick, and the one time someone takes care of him.

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feel better soon )
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List o' Awesome:
1) [personal profile] arsenicjade has written a piece in my fledgling Avengers dyslexia!verse, and it is FABULOUS. I'm also working on a sequel (with AJ's encouragment and assistance, because we are writing braintwins) and her contribution is really inspiring. "Things Ain't So Lonely Anymore"
2) The wonderful [livejournal.com profile] fatum_sts has translated my Merlin fic To Command the Sea (the King of Camelot Remix) into CHINESE! How cool is that??? (My fic is a remix of [livejournal.com profile] mariana_oconnor's lovely fic, which can be found here.) You can read the new translation here! :-)
3) I saw National Theatre Live's re-broadcast of Frankenstein (with Cumberbatch as Frankenstein and Miller as the Creature) last week, and it was breathtaking. The physicality work was astounding. My jaw literally dropped. I'll be seeing it again in a few weeks, when they're going to show it with the leads in the opposite roles. So. Excited.
4) Summer Camp One is over! I'm working sporadically over the next few weeks, prepping for the course I'll be teaching and the show I'm directing, and bouncing around to different theatres in the area to meet people. I think it'll be nerve-wracking and boring in turn (because meeting cool people is scary, and also I am crap with unstructured time). I hope to do more hiking. B/c of DESERT.

Right. ONTO THE FIC:

Title: Mending
Fandom: White Collar
Series: Sneakers and Sheriff Badges. This is the fourth part, but can be read as a stand-alone!
Rating: PG-13
Content Advisory: Allusions to neglect and abuse.
Notes: This was written for the Whump-a-Palooza fest on [livejournal.com profile] whitecollarhc.
Thanks: I had two wonderful betas for this fic: [personal profile] neontiger55 and [personal profile] embroiderama! All remaining mistakes are my fault. Also, a special shout-out to ivorysilk, who's pretty much the entire reason that this is a 'verse, and not just that-kidfic-I-wrote-that-one-time.
Summary: Neal breaks his arm.

“Never mind,” Neal says, more of his head disappearing around the door, until he’s just a fluff of hair backlit by the Batman nightlight in the hall. “Go back to sleep. I didn’t mean to wake you up.” )