hoosierbitch: (kink stock handcuffs)
Title: my fleeing heart (aka: this ain’t your mama’s greek alphabet)
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,500
Pairing: Clint/Coulson, Clint/Thor/Steve, Clint/OMCs
Content Advisory: Non-con, dub-con, underage, biteplay (and accompanying incidental bloodplay), D/s, self-lubrication in men. Referenced: incest, gangbangs, bondage. PM me if you need any more information about the warnings! :-)
Notes: Oh, man. So, like, this is a universe/structure that (I think) came out of werewolf fic in Supernatural fandom. It’s basically an excuse for biological D/s and bestial, pheromones-made-them-do-it sex. How it works (in my version, there are many different takes on it) is that Alphas are tops, Betas are normal (and make up the vast majority of the population), and Omegas are submissives. Every so often Omegas go into heat, which is similar to what cats go through (IDEK), and they want to have lots of sex. This is as much about Clint’s backstory as it is about the porn. So it's kind of...angst-sex? Angsex? You know what I mean.
Thanks: Many thanks to arsenicjade, who is amazing. ♥

Summary: Clint’s heats have never been easy. This one is especially bad.


If Clint was better, if he was normal, he’d be able to get through this without Coulson. )
hoosierbitch: (Default)
Title: wish you were here
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Word Count: 5,300
Pairing: Alex/Neal/Peter, established Alex/Elizabeth/Neal/Peter
Warnings/Content: Spanking, threesomes and foursomes, D/s, double penetration, marathon sex, masturbation.
Notes: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] surreal_44  who made a very generous donation to [livejournal.com profile] help_midwest (a really really long time ago, I am so sorry, thank you for your patience, you are wonderful). She asked for Neal/Peter/Alex making a video for Elizabeth. Hope you enjoy!
Thanks: To the lovely ladies who brainstormed porn with me when I got stuck 300 words in: [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild67, [livejournal.com profile] daria234, [livejournal.com profile] photoash, and [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me, and to [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan for brainstorming and then betaing on top of that!

Summary: Elizabeth is out of town on business, so Peter, Neal, and Alex decide to send her a video. (Hint: it’s porn! \o/)

“Here’s the deal,” Peter says, putting a hand over Neal’s protesting mouth. “Alex is in town for a few days, and we all miss you, and since we don’t want you to get lonely without us we thought we’d…make you a present.” )
hoosierbitch: (S bw something around neck...)
Housekeeping note: I'm going to try to catch up on comments this weekend! I'm, um. A few months behind. :-/ My apologies to those of you who are about to be spammed with many, many dorkily spazztastic comment notifications. I hope the repetition doesn't make me seem insincere. I really am genuinely overwhelmed and flustered by positive feedback. If I put this in a comment  :D  it is only because it is a genuine reflection of my RL face. 

Other housekeeping things to get done this week: collect and repost fics from promptfests, sentence fest, and then also post them to comms! And post my last...three or four White Collar fics to comms, too. And also to AO3. I am really bad at that, for some reason. It feels...like. Like I'm saying: "DAMN, I think my fic is SO GOOD, look at me promote it! READ IT." When in fact my actual train of thought is "ohmygod, please please please don't everybody hate it." 

Project Honesty (aka "The Quest for Self-Esteem"), she is ongoing. 

ANYWHO. HERE IS SOME PORN! Originally posted for [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan's Promptest V here! The prompt was "Peter - Leather." 


Title: equilibrium
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Content Advisory: BDSM, spanking, leather. And, uh. Schmoop.

Summary: It's Neal's birthday, and Peter's got a few surprises for him...

a new variety of normal )
hoosierbitch: (WC Threesome in Bed)
Fic: fantasy
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Chuck
Pairing: Sarah/Chuck, Sarah/Bryce, Sarah/Bryce/Chuck
Content Advisory: Fantasized flogging.
Notes: I should really, really be working on my finals. BUT I’M NOT. :D This was written for day #4 of [livejournal.com profile] mmom!

Summary: In her dreams, Sarah got to have them both.

have them both )
hoosierbitch: (S Hunched Over in Bed)
fic: forever ago we made a record
author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch 
rating: NC-17
fandom: Chuck
pairing: Bryce/Chuck
notes: This was written for day 2 of [livejournal.com profile] mmom! The lovely [livejournal.com profile] daria234, queen of prompts, provided the inspiration for this fic (the original prompt can be found here!).

summary: “Bryce kept a tape of him and Chuck having sex during their college roommate days. While he is being a spy years later (but pre-series when they have not spoken in years and Bryce assumes that for Chuck's own protection, he will never be able to see Chuck again), Bryce wanks to the tape.”


Chuck at nineteen had been tall, lanky, and almost criminally clumsy.  )

fic: porn

Jan. 30th, 2011 11:54 am
hoosierbitch: (S B & The Beast kama sutra)
I just embarrassment!squicked myself. )

[insert segue here], HAVE SOME PORN! I was looking over my LJ and realized I haven't posted any WC fic (with the exception of the Chicago Round Robin!) since January 1st. So I collected all my prompt fills from the past months, realized they add up to 7.5k, and decided that I should split it into a couple of different posts. Today I'mma share some porny pieces! My little way of wishing y'all a better Sunday than I am currently having. 

fic: easy
rating: r
pairing: neal/peter
prompt: competitive kissing
originally posted here, for [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan 's first prompt fest!

lose your touch )

fic: give me miles and miles of mountains (and i will ask for the sea)
rating: nc-17
pairing: peter/neal
notes: written for [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan's Five Acts Meme (originally posted here). The kinks I used were "Skin" and "Dirty Talk." The title is taken from a Damien Rice song. 

miles and miles )
hoosierbitch: (S Tied hands.)
Title: beg me for it
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch 
For: [livejournal.com profile] photoash 
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal/Peter
Warnings/Triggers/Content: BDSM, RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink), rough sex, dirty talk, spanking, lots of sex toys.
Peter gives Neal what he needs.
Author’s Note: Thank you to the mods of [livejournal.com profile] whitecollarswap for organizing this! Ash - I adore you, and I hope you like your filthy filthy porn!


Beg for it )
hoosierbitch: (Default)
Dear [livejournal.com profile] frankiemcstein,

HAPPY (SUPERBELATED) BIRTHDAY! HERE IS PORN FOR YOU. You asked for Peter/Neal/El with Neal handcuffed to a bed. I haven't written in a few weeks, and I feel really rusty because of that - I hope you still like this!


Title: ties that bind (you to our bed)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: BONDAGE!
Notes: Big, huge, enornous, never-ending thanks to [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan, who sent me a laptop when I killed mine. I literally would not have been able to write this without you. You are generous beyond comprehension. Thank you!
Summary: Peter and El handcuff Neal to their bed.

Try harder. )
hoosierbitch: (S Naked in bed.)

Title: linger here
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Notes: This one's for [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan. Not just because she got me THE BEST GIFT EVER - a signed photo of Tim DeKay, where he WISHED ME LUCK IN GRAD SCHOOL, OMGOMGOMG, but because she's an amazing, loving, supportive friend. Someone I am truly grateful to know. Her prompt for me was "navel" (because she got to see Bomer's, the lucky lady!). I hope you like it, bb!

Summary: The thing that surprised Neal the most was the way that Peter lingered.


touch )