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Title: Welcome Home
Author: [personal profile] hoosierbitch
For: [personal profile] theatregirl7299
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: Season 4 finale
Content Advisory: Light BDSM (bondage)
Word Count: 2,700
Author's Note: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] wcpairings, which is run by the fabulous [personal profile] elrhiarhodan and [personal profile] rabidchild67. Also, thank you thank you thank you to [livejournal.com profile] ivorysilk, who wasn't a beta so much as the story’s therapist. I owe all the orgasms to her. (Which is a sentence I hope I have cause to use again in RL…)

Summary: When Peter is finally released from prison, Neal and Elizabeth take him home. (And then sex him up.)

When they pick Peter up from prison he demands that they stop at Arby's to get curly fries. )
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Title: Bruises
Author[personal profile] hoosierbitch 
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 8,200
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Content Advisory: BDSM, handcuff!kink
Beta: The amazing, incomparable, patient, and benevolent [livejournal.com profile] ivorysilk.
Notes: This is my advent fic, but it’s also for [livejournal.com profile] doctor_fangeek. I know it’s late, bb, but here’s a fic just for you. ♥

Summary: Neal has a handcuff kink.

There are bruises like bracelets around Neal’s wrists. )
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Title: wish you were here
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Word Count: 5,300
Pairing: Alex/Neal/Peter, established Alex/Elizabeth/Neal/Peter
Warnings/Content: Spanking, threesomes and foursomes, D/s, double penetration, marathon sex, masturbation.
Notes: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] surreal_44  who made a very generous donation to [livejournal.com profile] help_midwest (a really really long time ago, I am so sorry, thank you for your patience, you are wonderful). She asked for Neal/Peter/Alex making a video for Elizabeth. Hope you enjoy!
Thanks: To the lovely ladies who brainstormed porn with me when I got stuck 300 words in: [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild67, [livejournal.com profile] daria234, [livejournal.com profile] photoash, and [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me, and to [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan for brainstorming and then betaing on top of that!

Summary: Elizabeth is out of town on business, so Peter, Neal, and Alex decide to send her a video. (Hint: it’s porn! \o/)

“Here’s the deal,” Peter says, putting a hand over Neal’s protesting mouth. “Alex is in town for a few days, and we all miss you, and since we don’t want you to get lonely without us we thought we’d…make you a present.” )
hoosierbitch: (S Collar)
Title: Boundaries
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Pairing: Matt/Tim
Content Advisory: Watersports, flogging, D/s
Notes: Right. Okay. Back in one of [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan's sentence fests, [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me prompted pornstar!AU. This started as a sentence, and now I have this whole plot/world in my head. I'm just writing it all out of order. Uh. Enjoy the porn!
Background: So, the premise of the Pornstar!AU is basically just that White Collar, instead of being a PG show on USA, is a porno series. Same plot, different rating. So, like, Diana gets girl-on-girl scenes, Peter and El have scenes alone together, Jones gets it on in the van with everyone, and Neal and Peter are in a D/s relationship. But that's just the in-front-of-the-camera plotline. The real story is about the actors. Tim DeKay and Matt Bomer were hired to play Peter and Neal, a dream job for both of them. But the lines between who they are onscreen and what they are to each other behind the scenes starts to blur.

Summary: Remember In the Red (the episode with the adoption agency scam) when Sara gets Neal arrested for breaking into her apartment? This is the porno version of what should have happened after that.

*

Slut. )
hoosierbitch: (S bw something around neck...)
Housekeeping note: I'm going to try to catch up on comments this weekend! I'm, um. A few months behind. :-/ My apologies to those of you who are about to be spammed with many, many dorkily spazztastic comment notifications. I hope the repetition doesn't make me seem insincere. I really am genuinely overwhelmed and flustered by positive feedback. If I put this in a comment  :D  it is only because it is a genuine reflection of my RL face. 

Other housekeeping things to get done this week: collect and repost fics from promptfests, sentence fest, and then also post them to comms! And post my last...three or four White Collar fics to comms, too. And also to AO3. I am really bad at that, for some reason. It feels...like. Like I'm saying: "DAMN, I think my fic is SO GOOD, look at me promote it! READ IT." When in fact my actual train of thought is "ohmygod, please please please don't everybody hate it." 

Project Honesty (aka "The Quest for Self-Esteem"), she is ongoing. 

ANYWHO. HERE IS SOME PORN! Originally posted for [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan's Promptest V here! The prompt was "Peter - Leather." 

BWAHAHAHA.

Title: equilibrium
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Content Advisory: BDSM, spanking, leather. And, uh. Schmoop.

Summary: It's Neal's birthday, and Peter's got a few surprises for him...

a new variety of normal )
hoosierbitch: (WC Threesome in Bed)
Fic: fantasy
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Chuck
Pairing: Sarah/Chuck, Sarah/Bryce, Sarah/Bryce/Chuck
Content Advisory: Fantasized flogging.
Notes: I should really, really be working on my finals. BUT I’M NOT. :D This was written for day #4 of [livejournal.com profile] mmom!

Summary: In her dreams, Sarah got to have them both.

have them both )
hoosierbitch: (S Collar)
Title: give it to you
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Content: Rough sex & BDSM gear!
Notes: Originally posted for Porn Battle XI here! The prompt word was collar. It has been cleaned up from its original posting. If you have no idea what a posture collar is, here's the wiki entry!

Summary: Peter likes Neal best when he's naked.

i'll give it to you )

fic: porn

Jan. 30th, 2011 11:54 am
hoosierbitch: (S B & The Beast kama sutra)
I just embarrassment!squicked myself. )

[insert segue here], HAVE SOME PORN! I was looking over my LJ and realized I haven't posted any WC fic (with the exception of the Chicago Round Robin!) since January 1st. So I collected all my prompt fills from the past months, realized they add up to 7.5k, and decided that I should split it into a couple of different posts. Today I'mma share some porny pieces! My little way of wishing y'all a better Sunday than I am currently having. 

fic: easy
rating: r
pairing: neal/peter
prompt: competitive kissing
originally posted here, for [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan 's first prompt fest!

lose your touch )

fic: give me miles and miles of mountains (and i will ask for the sea)
rating: nc-17
pairing: peter/neal
notes: written for [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan's Five Acts Meme (originally posted here). The kinks I used were "Skin" and "Dirty Talk." The title is taken from a Damien Rice song. 

miles and miles )
hoosierbitch: (S Tied hands.)
Title: beg me for it
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch 
For: [livejournal.com profile] photoash 
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal/Peter
Warnings/Triggers/Content: BDSM, RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink), rough sex, dirty talk, spanking, lots of sex toys.
Summary:
Peter gives Neal what he needs.
Author’s Note: Thank you to the mods of [livejournal.com profile] whitecollarswap for organizing this! Ash - I adore you, and I hope you like your filthy filthy porn!

 

Beg for it )