hoosierbitch: (FNL Threat "Lyla will use you for target)
guys.

guys.

i am way too out of touch. it's becoming a problem.

a) taylor kitsch is in "The Normal Heart" and i only just found out, and i only found out because rabidchild67 told me that mark ruffalo posted a pic of them. together. "TAYLOR KITSCH TAKE ME TO A HOCKEY GAME" IS MY FAVORITE TAG ON MY ENTIRE DW/LJ, AND I DID NOT KNOW THAT HE'S GOING TO BE IN A MOVIE WITH MATT BOMER AND MARK RUFFALO.

ruff!

LOOKIT HIS LITTLE CANADIAN SMILE

AND HIS HANDS

AND HIS EVERYTHING

b) also i did not know that there's going to be a sequel to x-men: first class, involving spoilery casting things and hopefully more alex/hank/sean threesome-porn-inspiring-goodness. i found out about the sequel two days ago, when on a first date, and i'm pretty sure my fannish glee is the only reason i was like SURE SECOND DATE WHATEVER GOTTA GO PORN NOW except i said the last part only in my head. (and i am cancelling the second date, because this guy was kind of weird. like. wants to buy an island in international waters for post-apocalyptic reasons but is really serious about it weird.)

c) also i now have a job, which is a boring job, but which has 24-hour flexible hours and will tide me over until better work. although if i keep missing life-changing kitsch updates, then i'm just going to have to quit everything. 
hoosierbitch: (FNL funny This icon is at the game)
So, I have been doing really good on my diet. I've lost 26 pounds since I started in November (BOOYAH!). But every month, about a week/week-and-a-half before my period, I just want to EAT THE WORLD.

Did y'all know that you can buy whole pizzas from Sbarros? I think, if I bought one, I could maybe eat it in one sitting. It would also be about...3,700 calories. But if I take a really long walk tomorrow, that balances out, right? *sigh*

IN OTHER NEWS, JOHN CARTER IS GOING TO MARS.

*falls over*

Here's some pictures, and here's a link to the preview. I--I can't even--THIS MOVIE. I am going to write eighty million porns for it:
  • John Carter/that-little-dog-thing
  • John Carter/red-Lynn-Collins
  • John Carter/Willem-Dafoe-with-extra-porn-arms
  • John Carter/THE WALL HE GETS CHAINED TO HELLO KINK
  • RPF, because, okay, Taylor Kitsch was in "The Covenant" with Steven Strait, who's married to Lynn Collins, who was in X-Men: Origins with Taylor Kitsch, and now Taylor & Lynn are in another movie together and so THREESOME, RIGHT?
John Carter opens two weeks from Friday, and it pains me to the very depths of my soul that, because of my rehearsal schedule, I will not be at the IMAX theatre to see it in 3D at midnight. But the upside is that I'll get to watch it in Canada, with  [livejournal.com profile] ivorysilk and [personal profile] rabidchild67. I AM SO EXCITED FOR SPRING BREAK! It's my first time not staying on campus for a school vacation. Like, ever. I either camp in the library, or go stay with my 'rents and camp in different cafes. Not this year! Canadacanadacanadacanada.

RL update: I have now started rehearsals for my show, and it's going REALLY well! This also means my life is even more crazypants. I had a 15-hour work day on Monday, then Tuesday I woke up at 6am to finish a paper, and was in classes/meetings/writing another paper/in rehearsal until 2am. Like. What even is my life.

Things are going really well and I love what I'm doing, I just also love sleep.

...and now I'm going to go to Burger King and get a veggie burger and also all of their fries and chocolate shakes...

hoosierbitch: (Psych Funny Silly "T-Rex! Lookit my litt)
1. Hi, new friends! I feel like I should introduce myself.

2. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL IS A FANTASTIC MOVIE. I saw it with my brother two days ago, and am dragging my father to go see it with me again today. See it in IMAX. It will take your breath away. It's a smart, funny, intense, engaging action move, and it is visually stunning in a way that I've not seen in any other film (including Avatar and X Games 3D). I liked the story/characters in X-Men: First Class better, but I enjoyed the experience of Mission Impossible more. ALSO IS THERE H/C FIC FOR THIS YET? Because Tom Cruise gets lots of bruises and I need Jeremy Renner to bite some of them/take him to a hospital. STAT.

OH  OH  OH  ALSO:  THEY  SHOWED  A  PREVIEW  FOR  JOHN  CARTER DURING  THE  TRAILERS. I almost passed out before the movie had even started. Getting to see mostly-naked Taylor Kitsch should be reason enough to go see Mission Impossible.


3. CHICAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

MEET UP MEET UP MEET UP! This will be my fourth fandom meet-up, which seems insane, but every single one has been amazing. Some of the best experiences of my entire life. The first time I went to one of these I was kind of afraid that I was going to get ax-murdered, or that I would be disappointed by people in RL because they were so cool online. Also I was worried that no one would like me and I would be a sad lonely sitting-in-the-corner panda. Instead we ate pizza and watched episodes of things and I learned how to make sangria and played mad libs and felt completely and utterly at home.

YOU GUYS SHOULD COME. Me, [personal profile] rabidchild67, and [personal profile] elrhiarhodan are going to be there from Friday, January 13th to Monday, January 16th. If you want to come out for an afternoon, a day, a night, a meal, the whole thing, that would be awesome. If you are nervous, you shouldn't be (I am also willing to bribe/coerce/handhold). You can PM (...or, on DW...message?) me for details, or email me at whoisyourb@gmail.com.

Disclaimer: I'm not going to show up in dominatrix gear. For some unfathomable reason pay no attention to the porn behind the curtain, that seems to surprise people when I meet them for the first time. FYI, I much prefer jeans and comfy sweaters.
hoosierbitch: (Default)
OH MY GAH OH MY GAH OH MY GAH



New trailer! *dies* This is John Carter of Mars, directed by Andrew Stanton (of Wall-E), starring Willem Dafoe, Lynn Collins (who was in X-Men: Origins which was so bad I usually pretend that it didn't happen but Taylor Kitsch was in it too, and also she's married to Steven Strait who was in The Covenant with Taylor Kitsch AND BASICALLY THREESOME RITE?), and most importantly, the title role is played by the mancrush of my soul, Tim Riggins Taylor Kitsch.

He was in Friday Night Lights. It's the best television show ever made. He is heartbreaking and gorgeous and surprising and sweaty all over that shit yo.

I'm going to porn so hard for this movie, it ain't even comprehensible. I LOVE IT ALL OVER LOTS.

Also: my lips have the sin is now up on AO3, so it's easier to navigate (although I did fix my html links on the LJ version, thanks guys for letting me know it was wonky! :D) and you can download it to readers and things.

I am getting sick, but it's okay because I have nothing to do until Monday night (and then I'm completely booked, like every minute, until next Saturday). It's a weird semester. *sneeze* I'm surrounded by so many tissues right now that my bed is starting to look like an avant garde wedding dress...
hoosierbitch: (3 Yay!)
OMG INTERNET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII[Poll #1763596]

WHAT HAVE I MISSED? Link me to your important posts/new stories/cool things that happened/pictures of starfish! I'mma go play on [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan's Promptfest VI and watch The Glee Project. 

YAY SUMMER

IMD(H)B

Jun. 28th, 2010 05:59 pm
hoosierbitch: (Default)
HEY HEY HEY GUESS WHAT?

Lynn Collins (who I loved in The Merchant of Venice) is married to Steven Strait (who I loved in Sky High and The Covenant) and is going to be starring in John Carter of Mars with Taylor Kitsch WHO WAS ALSO IN THE COVENANT.

Seriously, Steven and Kitsch were totally eyesexing throughout the entirety of The Covenant, and now Taylor's going to get movie-married to the man's gorgeous, talented wife. 

CAN HAZ RPF THREESOME NAOW?

*creepy stalker flail*

John Carter's not getting released until 2012, but when it does, I AM GOING TO BE SO READY FOR IT. 

*prepares*
hoosierbitch: (FNL Sweaty Tim)
Dear people on my flist who have never seen Friday Night Lights,

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? GO WATCH FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS. It is, quite simply, the best television show I have ever seen (and I have seen a truly embarrassing amount of television). It is the only show I recommend to absolutely everyone, and I promise, if you don't love it by the fifth episode, then you accidentally started watching the wrong show.

Anyway. For those of you who haven't seen it but are intruiged by strap-on fic - here's a brief intro, that will give you most of the info you need.

Background info if you're unfamiliar with FNL. )

Title: i will take you (as you are, over and over again)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom and Pairing: Friday Night Lights, Tim/Tyra
Warnings: Pegging, rimming.
Notes: This follows With Tired Eyes, Tired Minds, Tired Souls, We Slept. Both work perfectly well as stand-alones, but if you're in the mood for a little fem-domme action, feel free to check out the prequel. :D (This is also my first square for kink_bingo!)

Summary: She hadn't known that there were so many different kinds of strap-ons.
 
Are you pretending? )

 

hoosierbitch: (Default)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PAUL. GROSS. IS WRITING THE SCRIPT FOR BATTLESHIPS. Which, yes, is a movie based on the HASBRO game (...seriously, it really is. It's cool, though, they've totally fleshed it out. By adding ALIENS.) But: it's directed by Peter Berg (director of Friday Night Lights and Hancock), and it stars Taylor Kitsch, my biggest celebrity crush, ILOVEHIMSOMUCH, and I just found out the the script is being written by PAUL MOTHERFUCKING GROSS.

*FALLS OVER*

I watched a movie about curling for that man! (...I also watched curling during the Olympics, but that was for PORN. It's the best background-non-distraction EVER). He was the star of Slings and Arrows (A SHOW ABOUT SHAKESPEARE, GHOSTS, AND LOVE) and, of course, due South, which I watched in - oh, about TWO DAYS BECAUSE IT WAS SO ADORABLE I COULDN'T STOP. He's a smart, lovely, wonderful man.

PAUL GROSS AND TAYLOR KITSCH ARE TOTALLY GOING TO HAVE (fictional) SEX.

I DON'T CARE WHO ELSE IS INVOLVED IN THIS MOVIE. I DON'T CARE THAT PAUL GROSS IS HAPPILY MARRIED TO AN AMAZING, TALENTED WOMAN. I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT, ACTUALLY, RPF STILL SOMETIMES SQUICKS ME OUT.

I AM GOING TO WRITE EPIC AMOUNTS OF RPF PORN FOR THIS MOVE. PAUL GROSS/TAYLOR KITSCH PORN WHERE THEY ROLEPLAY AS TIM RIGGINS AND HAMLET AND THEN TALK ABOUT HOW THEY'RE BOTH CANADIAN AND MAYBE GET STUCK OUT IN THE COLD IN CANADA AND HAVE TO HAVE SEX TO KEEP WARM AND AND AND YES. ALL. THE. TIME. SEX.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*concentrates on breathing*

I am going to go try and get back to writing Broken Road now. And maybe catch up on comments (thanks, everyone!!). And. Breathe. In, out, in, OMG, in, OMG, wait I think I'm doing this wrong, out, *FLAIL*, in.

(...sex! HOT, CANADIAN, THEATRICAL, SEX. ALL. THE. TIME. OKAY.)