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THANK. FUCK.

I can quit the canvassing job, as I just got a call offering me the phone support position! It doesn't start for another two weeks, so I'm going to be writing AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE before then to make sure I get all my Sweet Charity fics (not to mention, um, BIG BANG) done before I move to TinyTown in August. So, the next time you call A Major Electronics Company, and talk to some woman on the phone who sounds like she would MUCH RATHER BE WRITING PORN THAN TALKING TO YOU - it might be me!

Crazy Uncle Update: he has been unleashed on the world! I dropped him off at the train station yesterday. And after I finished carrying in all of his bags (BECAUSE I AM STRONG LIKE AN AMAZON), I went to say goodbye to him - he was at the ticket counter. Pretending to be deaf. Because he thinks they'll won't charge him extra for his bags if he's deaf. *facepalm* He mentioned a while ago that he knew sign language - unless ASL has gotten SIGNIFICANTLY MORE FLAILY in the past few months - HE DOES NOT KNOW ASL.

*sigh*

I hope he gets to where he's going in one piece, with his ridiculously heavy luggage, and doesn't get into too much trouble. If y'all see a confused older man with unfortunate hair and a NOXIOUS CLOUD of cologne wandering around your town - be nice to him, okay?

Now: I SHALL CELEBRATE MY NEW JOB WITH PORN! I am thinking... Merlin/Arthur. And then - I dunno! Any suggestions on what scenario/kinks I should tackle next? I feel high from all the feedback on "the claiming game," (THANK YOU! :D) and am worryingly susceptible to prompts/bribes/suggestions even at the BEST of times - so please, prompt away!

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Congrats on the better job. I work on the phone too and the people are certainly...interesting.

*throws bunny at you* Evil Peter. Evil, fuck with Neal's mind before fucking him Peter.

Ooooh, you're taking prompts. I love when you do that.

Peter, Neal and the New York City subway. Could be rush hour, or could be very late.

A butt-plug is a plus. Nipple clamps are double bonus points.

And a riding crop FTW.

Thank you very much, may I have another?

(And super congrats on the new job).

Edited 2010-05-05 20:14 (UTC)

OH, MAN, I LOVE THOSE! THANK YOU!

Except, well, how am I going to be able to write anyone having sex on public transportation EVER without getting distracted by your public!sex fic?

*is distracted just thinking about it*

"Thank you sir, may I have another."

...UNF.

YAY EVIL!PETER! I like it! :D

This will be my first phone job - I hope it doesn't suck! I really need the money. O.o

What about a Jones/Neal? Could be a fantasy Jones has about Neal. I swear the man has a crush on our favorite con artist. :-D

Hmmm, I was thinking of an extended or forced frotting in a crowded subway, or an after hours pole dance.

Feel free to put Peter in leather pants ... they've been cleaned. ;-D

Edited 2010-05-05 20:29 (UTC)

Right the fuck ON about the job (and more porn!!!!) Congratulations, B!

Crazy Uncle pretending to be deaf. LOL!!! God/dess bless him.

Merlin/Arthur, THAT'S FOR MEEEEEEEE!!! *blushing flail*

Hey, is the WC Big Bang still open to authors???? I just got a goddamned idea in the car.

You rock. LOL!

Oh triple win! *thud*

Congrats <3 *HUGS* :)

You already know all the things I like urm... Trying to think of stuff that wasn't already covered lately <3 by you!

We need more ass filling in the world (and though that was lovingly covered by you already in previous fic)-- how about fisting that's pleasurable? :D (have you written that? I know you've written it where it didn't work out)...

More piercing kink <3 (lol you always say you have more ideas for that ) Neal definitely needs his nipples pierced

I also really want to see Neal and Peter AFTER the fucking <3 (kinda like what

afiawri posted a couple days ago) but more like <3 Peter's pov of watching Neal all limping around or marked with bruises/bites/whatever :) and how that makes him feel <3 and/or from Neal's pov about how it makes him feel all in a non angsty consensual happy relationship context!

OR what happens before the fucking -- what about a discussion of what Neal and/or Peter want to try next in their relationship? (not a heavy limit deep discussion like would be in kms) but like a serious but still fun discussion :)

So that's my suggestions <3

Oooh - I've never written Neal/Jones before! And Jones is a SEXY BITCH - thanks for the prompt!!!!!!!!!!!

<3 You for forever :-D I LOVE Jones. And Neal. And Neal and Jones together. <3

Im relieved you'll get the other job! And yes, porn!celebrating is a great crowd pleaser, as you well know....

And if I ever bump into someone that sounds like that I'll be nice, and then let you know... ^.~

handcuffs, extended orgasm denial, massage, and if your really adventurous though I don't recommend this in real life-, rope bondage/play at work. I love kink, but I am a sensualist. For me the buildup is better then the orgasm in fics, lol. Of course its Neal on the receiving end, or maybe not as long as he's part of the pairing and no mozzy please... hes just loveable but not my cuppa for kinky fic.

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