THANK. FUCK.
May. 5th, 2010 02:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hoosierbitchI can quit the canvassing job, as I just got a call offering me the phone support position! It doesn't start for another two weeks, so I'm going to be writing AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE before then to make sure I get all my Sweet Charity fics (not to mention, um, BIG BANG) done before I move to TinyTown in August. So, the next time you call A Major Electronics Company, and talk to some woman on the phone who sounds like she would MUCH RATHER BE WRITING PORN THAN TALKING TO YOU - it might be me!
Crazy Uncle Update: he has been unleashed on the world! I dropped him off at the train station yesterday. And after I finished carrying in all of his bags (BECAUSE I AM STRONG LIKE AN AMAZON), I went to say goodbye to him - he was at the ticket counter. Pretending to be deaf. Because he thinks they'll won't charge him extra for his bags if he's deaf. *facepalm* He mentioned a while ago that he knew sign language - unless ASL has gotten SIGNIFICANTLY MORE FLAILY in the past few months - HE DOES NOT KNOW ASL.
*sigh*
I hope he gets to where he's going in one piece, with his ridiculously heavy luggage, and doesn't get into too much trouble. If y'all see a confused older man with unfortunate hair and a NOXIOUS CLOUD of cologne wandering around your town - be nice to him, okay?
Now: I SHALL CELEBRATE MY NEW JOB WITH PORN! I am thinking... Merlin/Arthur. And then - I dunno! Any suggestions on what scenario/kinks I should tackle next? I feel high from all the feedback on "the claiming game," (THANK YOU! :D) and am worryingly susceptible to prompts/bribes/suggestions even at the BEST of times - so please, prompt away!
Crazy Uncle Update: he has been unleashed on the world! I dropped him off at the train station yesterday. And after I finished carrying in all of his bags (BECAUSE I AM STRONG LIKE AN AMAZON), I went to say goodbye to him - he was at the ticket counter. Pretending to be deaf. Because he thinks they'll won't charge him extra for his bags if he's deaf. *facepalm* He mentioned a while ago that he knew sign language - unless ASL has gotten SIGNIFICANTLY MORE FLAILY in the past few months - HE DOES NOT KNOW ASL.
*sigh*
I hope he gets to where he's going in one piece, with his ridiculously heavy luggage, and doesn't get into too much trouble. If y'all see a confused older man with unfortunate hair and a NOXIOUS CLOUD of cologne wandering around your town - be nice to him, okay?
Now: I SHALL CELEBRATE MY NEW JOB WITH PORN! I am thinking... Merlin/Arthur. And then - I dunno! Any suggestions on what scenario/kinks I should tackle next? I feel high from all the feedback on "the claiming game," (THANK YOU! :D) and am worryingly susceptible to prompts/bribes/suggestions even at the BEST of times - so please, prompt away!
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Date: 2010-05-06 08:04 pm (UTC)