my life in bullet points

[hoosierbitch]

1. Someone wrote an extra story for me in the [Poll #1757588]AND FINALLY: THE AUCTION! It closes...today? Sometime? GET YOUR LAST BIDS IN! Here's the c/p'd info about my thread/the whole shebang: there is a charity auction! I'm offering a fic! I forgot to put minimum word count on there, so: I've only written one charity fic that fit under 2k before (and that was one thousand cranes, which I think was an okay exception). Most end up over 5k. You can check out my writing for: chatities tag to see the kind of work I do for this sort of set-up. 

Here's all of the deets from my thread:

User Name: hoosierbitch 
Email: whoisyourb [at] gmail [dot] com
LJ Examples of your work: All of my fics, and fics written just for charities.
Fandoms you'll write: White Collar, Glee, Merlin, Star Trek (Reboot), Sky High, Friday Night Lights, Leverage, Doctor Who.
Pairings you'll write: List and further explanation at my Five Acts post here. I'm willing to stretch myself when it comes to charity fics, though, so if you want something that's not on the list, just shoot me an email or PM! :-)
Starting Bid: $5.

If anyone else wants to volunteer some talents or bid on some awesome stuff: here's the fic post, crafts/postcards, art. Here's the intro post with info about places to donate, and here's the FAQ. If anyone else is offering, please feel free to link and promote your threads in the comments here! 

Comments

[veronicasleeps.livejournal.com]

WHY CAN I NOT CHOOSE BOTH PORN AND MATT SMITH'S FACE?

THIS IS UNJUST.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOOOOW

WHY DID I DO THAT?

OH YEAH BECAUSE THE RIGHT ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY STARFISH.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

[veronicasleeps.livejournal.com]

STARFISH IS SCARY THO. THEY'RE LIKE STARS UNDER THE SEA. WHAT DO YOU NEED UNDER-WATER STARS FOR?

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

FOR THE UNDERWATER NINJAS TO THROW, DUR.

You're so silly.

ETA: ALSO, THEY CAN REGROW LIMBS.

[veronicasleeps.livejournal.com]

SO CAN LIZARD-PEOPLE.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

I JUST SNORFFLED MY DIET PEPSI IN THE MIDDLE OF PANERA.

See, if his father had been holding some starfish, he couldn't fought off the ninjas. TOO BAD YOU PICKED THE WRONG ANSWER ON THE POLL. YOU JUST MADE THAT DUDE HOMELESS.

*shakes head*

[veronicasleeps.livejournal.com]

*cries*

I bow to your superior Starfish-Knowledge.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

YOU MAKE MY LIFE BETTER.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[veronicasleeps.livejournal.com]

:D DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT WAS MY SUPER POWER OF SUPERIORITY?

I will now go and eat food. Hopefully without Ninja intervention.