hoosierbitch: (S Doll eye.)
Title: The Whole (Care) Package
Fandom: Avengers/White Collar crossover
Series: Prison 'Verse
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Clint/Coulson, canon pairings from WC & Avengers.
Content Advisory: This story won't make sense without reading the first part. READ THE WARNINGS ON THE FIRST PART. This is just more of the same 'verse.
Thanks: [livejournal.com profile] ihearttwojacks for the wonderful beta job!

Notes: This is a sequel to Like an Arrow Through a Flock of Doves, an Avengers/White Collar crossover that [livejournal.com profile] arsenicjade and I wrote last October. This continuation was written because AJ is incredibly generous, and had folks sponsor her hc_bingo card with donations to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. Thank you, lady_om and pierrot_dreams for the donation and prompt!

Part One: Like an Arrow Through a Flock of Doves

The new part can be found on:
LJ
DW
AO3

I also have a tumblr now!
hoosierbitch: (Default)
Title: you don't know me
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: White Collar
Notes: Written for run_the_con, the prompt "You don't know me." I'm really clever at titles...

Summary: Neal doesn't know a lot of things. 

find out more )
hoosierbitch: (S OT3 locks)
Title: Five Times Someone Noticed Peter Wasn't There (and One Time He Was)
Author[personal profile] hoosierbitch 
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Outside POV of Elizabeth/Neal/Peter
Word Count: 2,800
Notes: This was written for [community profile] wcpairings exchange! It's a pinch-hit (and a bit late, so it's unbetad, I'm so sorry!), but I had a lot of fun writing it. I hope you enjoy it. :-)

Summary: Five times someone noticed Peter wasn't there. (And one time he was.)

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Burke's visitors came like clockwork. )
hoosierbitch: by <lj user="cookielaura"> (MY OT3 HAS CAKE)
Title: Cowboy Up
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Pairing: Peter/Elizabeth, Neal/Kate, Jones/Cruz
Word Count: 3,000
Notes: Almost exactly three years ago I had this really weird idea for a "Toy Story" AU. I finished plotting it in my head while watching "Carmen" the opera a few weeks ago, so. Somehow I made a fic about animated children's toys sad? IDEK.
Thanks: [personal profile] rabidchild67 did a lovely beta job for me! Thanks, hon!

Summary: When Jeff got a new doll for his birthday, Sheriff Peter Burke knew the hat-wearing conman was nothing but trouble. (Sheriff badge sold separately.)

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Sheriff Peter Burke, Jeff’s first and only and best-loved cowboy toy, was not a fan of new toys. )
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Title: Welcome Home
Author: [personal profile] hoosierbitch
For: [personal profile] theatregirl7299
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: Season 4 finale
Content Advisory: Light BDSM (bondage)
Word Count: 2,700
Author's Note: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] wcpairings, which is run by the fabulous [personal profile] elrhiarhodan and [personal profile] rabidchild67. Also, thank you thank you thank you to [livejournal.com profile] ivorysilk, who wasn't a beta so much as the story’s therapist. I owe all the orgasms to her. (Which is a sentence I hope I have cause to use again in RL…)

Summary: When Peter is finally released from prison, Neal and Elizabeth take him home. (And then sex him up.)

When they pick Peter up from prison he demands that they stop at Arby's to get curly fries. )
hoosierbitch: (Default)
Title: Learning Your Lines
Author: [personal profile] hoosierbitch
Series: Shakespeare!AU (This can be read as a standalone piece. Basically: Neal's an actor who plays female parts. Peter likes all his parts. \o/)
Rating: NC-17
Notes: I started this as a birthday present for [personal profile] elrhiarhodan, and luckily for me, it's late enough that I can also sneakily use it as a thank you for her generosity over this past weekend. (Seriously. She's like my fairy godmother.)
Content advisory: Crossdressing, corset kink, waxplay, marking, bruises, breathplay, D/s dynamics. If you need more information, please contact me, I’m happy to help.
Thanks: [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild67 helped beta & choreograph. Any remaining mistakes are all my fault.

Summary: The show's over for everyone but Peter.

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you were beautiful )
hoosierbitch: (S Doll eye.)
Title: The Things We Can Remake
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: PG-13
Series: Part 5 of my kid!Neal series sneakers and sheriff badges. You don't need to read the rest of the series to appreciate this one—basically, Neal has been temporarily deaged, and is living with Peter and Elizabeth.
Content Advisory: References to child neglect and abuse.
Word Count: 3,900
Notes: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] run_the_con! The prompt I got from [livejournal.com profile] doctor_fangeek was “Daybreak.” Thanks for setting this up, [livejournal.com profile] embroiderama!
Thanks: To [livejournal.com profile] ivorysilk, for letting me take over her couch and bunny and coffee maker while writing this. Also, thanks to her rabbit Stu, for being adorable.

Summary: When Neal's babysitter calls up sick, Peter's got no choice but to bring Neal in to work with him. (In which Neal listens to 'Baby Beluga,' makes origami squirrels, and doesn't eat lunch.)



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The sun had barely crested the horizon when their phone rang. )
hoosierbitch: (S Doll eye.)
Title: bruises
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 8,200
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Content Advisory: BDSM, handcuff!kink
Beta: The amazing, incomparable, patient, and benevolent [livejournal.com profile] ivorysilk.
Notes: This is my advent fic for [livejournal.com profile] whitecollarhc, but it’s also a present for [livejournal.com profile] doctor_fangeek. I know it’s late, bb, but here’s a fic just for you. ♥

Summary: Neal has a handcuff kink.

There are bruises like bracelets around Neal’s wrists.  )
hoosierbitch: (Default)
Title: Bruises
Author[personal profile] hoosierbitch 
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 8,200
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Content Advisory: BDSM, handcuff!kink
Beta: The amazing, incomparable, patient, and benevolent [livejournal.com profile] ivorysilk.
Notes: This is my advent fic, but it’s also for [livejournal.com profile] doctor_fangeek. I know it’s late, bb, but here’s a fic just for you. ♥

Summary: Neal has a handcuff kink.

There are bruises like bracelets around Neal’s wrists. )
hoosierbitch: (kink stock chain leash)
Me and Arsenic's Marvel/White Collar epic is posted! 

Like an Arrow Through a Flock of Doves

Summary: When he takes the rap for a crime committed by Barney and the Swordsman, Clint is charged as an adult at 17 and spends the next four years of his life without protection in prison. Enter one Neal Caffrey, who knows how to charm his way to whatever he wants or needs, and Clint's life gets a lot more interesting. Pretty much, the story of Clint in prison, Clint getting out, and Clint, like always, finding his way to SHIELD, and Phil.

The link's to AO3. READ THE WARNINGS. The fic has some pretty explicit/brutal hurt, but I think the comfort makes it worth it. The response so far has been overwhelming and really touching. I hope y'all can take some time and read it, and then go look at the amazing artwork for it (it's linked to in the fic, and is REALLY GOOD).

The longest piece I wrote before this was 30k, and it took me over a year. The fact that I cowrote something for the first time--and that it ended up being 62k--wouldn't have happened without AJ's support. She nudged me, encouraged me, and put up with me when I said things like "I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A SCENE TO WRITE!" and she had to reply: "...we already wrote that." She also took care of basically everything once we finished the first draft, since I was kind of worn out by then, and swamped by the show I've been working on.

MY SHOW: IS OPENING! It opens tonight and runs through tomorrow (a short run for so much work, but this is how our program manages to support as many productions as it does). I think it's one of the best shows I've ever directed, and probably the best show I've done since I got into grad school. I hope the cast and tech crew take the show tonight and make it theirs. Our tech week was exceptionally rocky, and more last-minute changes were made than are ideal, but I think it ended up really fucking good. My folks are driving up now (we might get, like, ten minutes to have dinner together before I have to run to the theatre and take care of about ten last-minute things--the stage managers are new...). Thank you to all the friends who have been supportive and patient while I've been MIA. I love you all!