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Thank you, Minnesota Care insurance, for kicking in today. Because the nerve pain in my leg kicked in yesterday worse than it has since I slipped a disc in college. I'M GOING TO THE DOCTOR TOMORROW, BITCHES! (I'm guessing x-rays/MRIs will be involved again. IDK if those are covered as well as the doctor's visit. But chiro should be covered up to 24 visits, so YAY!)

I know the national health care plan's been having major fuck-ups, but Minnesota has some amazing programs, and even though everything hurts right now, I'm just pathetically grateful that I'm going to be able to afford help for it.

In the meantime: If you have written, read, or WANT to write fics about characters recovering from back pain/injuries and being pampered, plz put them in my comments. I need to read about Coulson recovering from his wound or Eliot getting bandaids on giant bruises or Neal getting taken care of after a traumatising mission or anything Teen Wolf, because they get hurt ALL THE TIME. (I also wouldn't say no to Derek's Kate-Argent-related emotional!whump. Not that I have a kink for that or anything. JUST SAYIN'.)

I'm going to keep drinking cocktails with roommate and watching "Mulan." The head trainer guy is super cranky, always shirtless, has angry eyebrows, and is trying to train a group of helpless misfits. TEEN WOLF AU WITH STILES SNEAKING INTO WEREWOLF TRAINING CAMP RUN BY DEREK HALE Y/Y?

hoosierbitch: by <lj user="cookielaura"> (MY OT3 HAS CAKE)
A) Anyone know of any places where I can find/download/watch Season 1 of Arrow for free?
B) I really want to fall in love with Homestuck and Teen Wolf. I really do. Anyone have links to, like, manifestos or primers or some "THIS IS WHY OUR CANON IS AWESOME" posts?
C) Recommendations for movies with love triangles/threesome movies with happypoly endings? Googling "happy ending threesome" has gotten me a lot of awesome porn, but not so much scripted narrative...

D) Real life is going pretty swell. Following up some good leads for fall housing in cool neighborhoods, trying not to procrastinate writing cover letters for jobs I actually want, and dating/seeing/whatever-terminology-the-kids-are-using-these-days an awesome lady. :-) We have done dates. \o/

Thanks in advance advance for any help with the recs!

Five Acts

Nov. 30th, 2012 07:17 pm
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I'mma go ahead and admit that I'm picturing Clint in those handcuffs/lingerie. 

Anyway! FIVE ACTS! YAY! What better way to fill my finals week break than with porn, amirite? Hopefully it'll help break up my writer's block! Here's how it works:

+ Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. Check out this list if you need some inspiration. At the bottom of your post, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
+ Read other people's lists; the master list of lists is here.
+ Post comment-fic based off of other people's interests.

1. Nervous Sex: One or both or all parties involved being nervous about sex, and the other person/people being kind and sweet and considerate and adventurous about it. It can be virgin!kink, first time, maybe dealing with issues of past dubcon/noncon. Any insecurity!kink you can stick in there would be awesome. 

2. Dom/Sub: Established dom/sub relationships that are natural and comfortable. That doesn't mean it can't be rough and kinky as fuck--that'd actually be great!--but it's all Safe, Sane, and Consensual, with all the elements discussed beforehand, and everyone being happy to be in their chosen role.

3. Humiliation: Consensual or not. Verbal humiliation, physical, sexual, whatever. I love it. If it's consensual, then aftercare scenes would be great.

4. Overstimulation: Lots of toys or wax/ice or multiple partners--drive someone out of their mind. Post-orgasm play is also a fave. It hurts so good...

5. Poly Sex: Multiple partners together. Everybody's experience being enhanced by the fact that there are more people. Some people are built to love more than one partner, and if they're lucky, they'll find people who can accommodate that or feel the same way. So. I would like to read that.

Fandoms/Bottoms (I care much less about pairings than I do bottoms, IDK why, that's just how my brain is wired!)
Avengers - Clint Barton
Merlin - Arthur Pendragon
Merlin RPS - Bradley James
White Collar - Neal Caffrey
Star Trek (Reboot) - James T. Kirk
Friday Night Lights - Tim Riggins (OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE)
Leverage - Eliot Spencer

The only squick I have is unhappy endings. Everything else is fair game. But do let me know if you have any questions about my list, or about the fest in general! :-)

any recs?

Nov. 24th, 2012 12:28 pm
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Just got my period, so I'm bedridden for the day.

If anyone can think of any long (5k at the least) fics that revolve around insecurity/self-esteem/angsty-abusive-backstories, rec them please? They're like Midol for my brain.

A few fandoms I'm familiar with, and my fave characters in those fandoms: Avengers (Clint), Merlin & Merlin RPF (Arthur/Bradley), White Collar (duh, Neal), X-Men (Alex Summers), Leverage (Eliot), Str Trek Reboot (Kirk), or anything on my fandoms list. If in doubt, rec it? I am desperate...

ILU all.

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hoosierbitch: (FNL Stock Comfort bear hug)
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THERE ARE REAL LIVE CACTUSES IN THE DESERT? LIKE, FOR REAL?

*stares out the window*

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In more serious news: It seems like a lot of folks are having a rough time right now. Maybe it's because the weather's changing, maybe because it's the end/beginning of semesters, or maybe it's because sometimes life just kicks you in the balls/ovaries for no reason at all.

So if you've been having a crap day/week/month/year/life, or are expecting to go through a rough/busy/depressing/stressful/unpleasant time sometime soon, you should request a fic from me. Even if all that's happened is that you stubbed your toe--which can suck, especially if it's your little toe, because then you feel like a bully--you should request something. Think of it as a hug-substitute (because if we were close together, I would hug you, because I am huggy. Also if we were close together you too would be in the DESERT where there are CACTUSES).

You can check my fandom tags for things I'm familiar with (and also add everything Jeremy Renner's ever done, and Parks & Rec). I'll write any pairings, ratings, and kinks. Request whatever would be the written equivalent of (vegetarian) chicken soup for your soul. I know it's not much, but I'd like to help if I can.

As always, anon commenting is enabled.

I adore you all! [Also I adore cactuses! But I like you guys more. Probably.]

hoosierbitch: (kink bdsm silly)
oh, porn. )

*headtable*

Also, I am going on a woman-up-and-reply-to-comments spree, so, for those of you who reply on a lot of my fics: first of all--THANK YOU! Secondly--I apologize in advance for the slew of comments you're about to receive. I have, like, weird mental problems about feedback, which is why it takes me so long to reply. It's not because I don't appreciate comments (I LOVE THEM, I've been smiling like a crazy person while replying to them), it's just that I...get overwhelmed by them, or something. And I'm always afraid that my replies will seem disingenuous, or be inadequate to express how happy and grateful I am for the feedback. Okay? Okay.

/feels

In other news: I forgot to celebrate this when I came up, but it's my new favorite fandom milestone: when I first made my mistress (master) list of fics, I dated it out of order, setting it way in the future so that it'd stay at the top of my journal. 'Way in the future'--aka, March 4th, 2012--has come and gone. :-)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand finally:

I need a beta, y'all. I've got 5k of new kid!Neal, about 4k in Marvel fic (CLINT IS DYSLEXIC AND NEEDS NATASHA's PLATONIC LOVE), a giant Grimm WIP, and...IDK, other stuff too. I tend to write fics for challenges and things and then not collect them (again, because of my WHAT IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THEM/ME issues). I'd prefer if my close friends--people with whom I've met in person seems like a good barometer of that--didn't volunteer. (I love you guys! I just want to keep my neurosis separate from my relaxing-time.)

...any volunteers for betaing duty (even if just for one fic, one fandom, specific ratings, whatever), suggestions of places/posts to find a beta, or recommendations for people I can ask? Thank you in advance. :-)

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[Fun fact: did you guys know that guesstimate is a real word?]
hoosierbitch: (BTVS Silly Funny Kink Romance Anya "Let')
For all y'all folks who were wondering how to meet new people on DW, here's an open panfandom friending meme! There's not a ton of White Collar or Grimm folks representing yet, which makes pandas sad. Go forth and multiply! And signal boost! And pooooorn! (Mah thread is here. Er. In case anyone reading my DW/LJ is not already friends with me. YOU SHOULD BE. I AM VERY TALL.)

 
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1) The Grimm Kink Meme has mooooooooooooooved! (...to Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeamwidth!). I will be camping out in a cafe all day pondering double penetration porn. And maybe also another White Collar kid!fic. But not at the same time!



2) At some point in the next day or two I'm going to go through my LJ flist and stop following all the people who I'm friends with on DW. If you have a DW account but haven't started posting there yet, please let me know so that I don't cut you and then miss you terribly.

3) CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME FIC! [personal profile] rabidchild67 wrote this awesome Grimm fic, What is Lost Can Never Be Saved, for the "Disappearing" square of her H/C Bingo card, and it is excellent. It's inspired by a Being Human episode about a werewolf fighting ring, but it's so much more than that. It's about Eddie disappearing from Nick's life, about the human side of Eddie being torn away from him when he's at his lowest point, and mostly it's about them putting each other back together at the end (okay, I may have cried a little, BUT MY ALLERGIES ARE REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS). You should go read it. (RC--if you put this up on your DW, let me know, and I will add that link. :D)

3a) [personal profile] rabidchild67 also wrote a Grimm fic called "LJ Loses an Ear," which is: perfect. You don't have to know Grimm to appreciate it. An excerpt:


4) Um, so, if anyone was like "Hey, that [personal profile] hoosierbitch is barely a bitch at all most of the time!" and also you were thinking "Hey, look at this extra money I have!" and wanted to be like "I shall buy her some DW paid time!" then that would be rly cool.

FIVE ACTS!

Oct. 18th, 2011 01:05 pm
hoosierbitch: (S Whipped back)
Life updates:
  • I'mma goin' to New York in two weeks! I'm gonna see [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild67 and [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan and some other people whose LJ names I don't remember! I'm so exciiiiiited! *dancitydancedance* We're gonna see PLAYS! On the BROADWAY! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • The show I've been assistant directing opens tonight! It's been an amazing learning experience, a hellish rehearsal process, and has resulted in (hopefully, fingers crossed) a good show!
  • The children's show that I'm directing/acting in is doing well, which keeps me busy. 
  • I've been watching too much TV and not writing enough, but that's a standard refrain for me. I'm thinking of trying NaNoWriMo. Anyone here looking at that?
  • Also, uh, I have a girlfriend? And. She's pretty? So. I like her? And. WE CARVED A PUMPKIN TOGETHER. We're in the very early stages of the relationship, and she's graduating after this semester so it's not like longterm would even be an option, but. WE WORE UGLY SWEATERS AND WENT BOWLING TOGETHER. \o/
OKAY MOVING ON. 




I am super-late to Five Acts this round, so I'm just going to keep writing for a few days past the official close on the 20th. Y'ALL SHOULD PLAY! IT IS LOTS OF PORN FUN! Here's the comm description of what Five Acts is about:

Based on the community [livejournal.com profile] five_acts (check it out for more details!), we're going to have a week of indulging each other's favourite kinks, tropes, acts and pairings. We're onto round five now! In a nutshell, what we do is:

+ Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. Check out this list if you need some inspiration. At the bottom of your post, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
+ Read other people's lists; the master list of lists is here.
+ Post comment-fic based off of other people's interests.

Mah Kinks! Mah Kinks! Mah Lovely Lady Kinks! )
So! Write a ficlet in the comments here if anything tickles your fancy! And you should make your own list regardless so that I can wander over and porn all over you. BECAUSE I MISS YOU GUYS.
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Hi! Come get drunk and write with me!

[livejournal.com profile] firewhiskeyfic is a comm where you get drunk, talk to each other in comment threads on the main post, and write a fic! Then you post the fic you wrote (WITHOUT EDITING IT). It's a good chance to get to meet people and have fun. I had to miss last month's (the first round), so I'm really looking forward to playing tonight!

I'll be on gtalk as whoisyourb. (If I'm signed on, I am always willing to chat! Not just tonight. D)

Is anyone on my flist playing? Or thinking about it? Or planning to be online tonight (sober or not)? It has been a long week and I need to decompress.




ALSO: The prompt for this round is "Back to School," which works much better for HP than WC. Any prompts/ideas for fitting it into WC fandom? I can always play around with X-Men: First Class if need be, but I'd like to write some WC porn.