hoosierbitch: (Psych Funny Silly "T-Rex! Lookit my litt)
Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] daria234, who nabbed it from [personal profile] rabidchild67, who got it from [personal profile] frith_in_thorns. This meme is like a cold that won't go away...

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in comments. (Examples: "Five Dates X Regretted Going On," or "Five Things Y Has On His Shelf", etc.) I'll answer with a list of five things.

Fandoms I know enough to write in: White Collar, Avengers, Leverage, Chuck, Sky High, Star Trek Reboot, the Valdemar book series, maybe others (just ask!).

Disclaimer: I may not finish every response, but I will do my best! ♥
hoosierbitch: (kink writing stock PORN)

Prompt me if you have ideas--especially if you have fun ideas for bonuses (like postage stamps and things)! Here be the rules (with details about extras, jsyk), and HERE IS THE SIGN-UP! You can request a card even if you don't have a DW, you can sign up even if you defaulted last round--just sign up! AND POOOOOOOOOORN!

Fandoms I love & write, if you're feeling horny prompty:
#1: White Collar [Neal-centric]
#2: Avengers [Clint-focused. Or Tony/Steve if you twist my arm about it. Or Tony/Pepper. Or, well, anything with Tasha. Damnit.]
#3: X-Men: First Class [especially combos of Sean/Hank/Alex/Armando]
#4: Star Trek [Kirk-centric]
#5: Leverage [Eliot-centric]
#6: Friday Night Lights (If you prompt me for this, I will LOVE YOU FOREVER. Just fair warning.)
#7: Chuck [Bryce-centric]
#8: Doctor Who (Eleven!)

COME PLAY (or cumplay...) WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!
hoosierbitch: can't remember! (hands)
(i know that subject line is dumb. shut up.)

My hc_bingo card )

Prompt me!

Fandoms I love & write:
#1: White Collar
#2: Avengers (Clint-focused. Or Tony/Steve if you twist my arm about it. Or Tony/Pepper. Or, well, anything with Tasha. Damnit.)
#3: X-Men: First Class
#4: Star Trek (Reboot)
#5: Sky High
#6: Friday Night Lights (If you prompt me for this, I will e-glomp you. Just fair warning.)
#7: Chuck (but I've only seen the first two seasons, so.)
#8: Leverage
#9: Parks & Recreation (Which is new to my lists! But I've loved the show for everandever.)
#10: I tried to think of 11 fandoms so that Doctor Who could be the 11th, because he's the Doctor I'd write, but I only have 10. :(

Any/all prompts are awesome. Words, ideas, paragraphs, outlines, whatever. Timestamps/sequels/prequels/alt povs for any of my existing fics are fair game. The only thing I don't write is unhappy endings.

I am so looking forward to the outpouring of fic that this bingo inspires. *happy sigh*

hc bingo

Apr. 3rd, 2013 08:28 pm
hoosierbitch: (Default)
...I signed up for a thing. Any suggestions?

cursed sex pollen whipping / flogging alien abduction

Here be the rules: You get a set of four randomly chosen prompts. You then complete and submit one fill crossing over two or more fandoms. You can choose one prompt or combine two, three or all four out of your strip.
hoosierbitch: (Default)
  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [personal profile] elrhiarhodan! I am so glad that we are friends. :-) Which. Does not quite convey how much you mean to me, or the depth of the relationship that we've developed over the past years--through fic, and conversations, and SEEING THE LION KING ON BROADWAY, and drunkenmadlibs in Chicago. You are one of the best people I know. You're a brilliant, generous, amazing woman, and I am so happy to celebrate your birthday. ♥ (At some point, I shall write you a birthday fic! I don't know what it will be. But it will involve BOOTS!)
  2. Both of my shows are over! Directing & acting. I have EVENINGS again! I should write. O.o
  3. DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL KINDLES ARE? VERY COOL, IS THE ANSWER. I got one on a whim, because I was going into two weeks of rehearsal for a 2.5 hour play where I was onstage for maybe 15 minutes, and knew I was going to have a lot of downtime. Amazon's got that 30-day return policy, so I thought I'd just sort of...rent it. NOW WE ARE MARRIED, AND I READ ALL THE BOOKS.
  4. very minor glee spoilers! )
...somehow DW won't let me add any more numbers to my list. FOUR IS ALL I GET. And it's putting double spacing in my capslock...


Give me a prompt, and I will write a 100-word-ish drabble for it. Provide pairing or central character, a scenario or starting line, and I shall give you GENIUS! Or perhaps MEDIOCRITY! I may not give you a completed fic, but it will be something.  Perhaps a haiku? A sonnet? An Irish drinking song? Prompt me, and find out! :-) 

Fandoms: White Collar, XMFC, Glee, Grimm, Merlin, Parks & Recreation, Star Trek (2009), JOHN CARTER OF ABDOMINAL MUSCLES, Avengers
hoosierbitch: (G sexy times ahead)
Aw, dag!

There's wank all over everybody's fandoms! And not even the good kind.


My contributions:

Glee, Kurt/Blaine )

White Collar, Peter/Neal )

Prompts to get people started (if you want to play along at home):

White Collar: Neal masturbating in the Taurus waiting for Peter; Kate fingering herself; Elizabeth masturbating on the couch next to Peter trying to distract him from his paperwork; Peter jerking off on Neal & El's faces.

X-Men: Hank figuring out how his new hands work; Erik using a sound on himself; Charles in someone else's head while they jerk off; Alex masturbating in prison; circle jerk at the school (with Raven participating!).

Glee: Will getting bored between classes; Finn trying not to think about the mailman; Puck jerking off and coming on Lauren's breasts; Kurt masturbating at Dalton and trying not to wake up his roommate.


Write a comment!fic (for any fandom!), and leave a prompt!


Note: This is not meant to devalue the conversations/debates that are taking place. They're about important issues that matter a lot to people (including me!). This is just a reminder that even if our opinions/reactions/values differ, we're all here because we're invested in these shows, and we love them, and we care about them. And that's pretty cool.

Let's make fandom a hornier pornier happier place!


Jun. 1st, 2011 07:40 pm
hoosierbitch: (S Laying on Each Other)
My bingo card! )

Hi. My name is [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch, and I am a kink addict.

I am vaguely embarrassed proud to say that I have already written twenty-three of the twenty-four specified kinks on this card.
ETA: Nope, I have written all twenty-four. Apparently bodyswap counts, and "metamorphasis" was kind of entirely about their bodies being altered.


Oh, gosh. So I don't quite know what to do. I expect I'll try to do a line, and then request a new card. Or maybe I'll try and do a series (which is allowed as long as each individual part can stand on its own). Any other ideas on how I can challenge myself with this, flist?

Prompt me, please?

*puppy dog eyes*

hoosierbitch: (S Batman Panties)



+ Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. Check out this list if you need some inspiration. At the bottom of your post, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
+ Read other people's lists; the master list of lists is here.
+ Post comment-fic based off of other people's interests.
Here's the sign-up post, and here is where you can get the awesome banners

This round of Five Acts runs until the 15th! SIGN UP SOON! WOOOOO PORN! 

Kinks & fandoms behind the cut! )

If you've got any questions about my lists, let me know! If you're not sure whether you want to play or not, LET ME KNOW, and I will bribe/threaten you until you play, because this fest is SO MUCH FRIGGING FUN. (And, sometimes, figging fun. Heehee object insertion...)

hoosierbitch: (S Feet & &)

Not dead.

Still kind of roller-coastering on moods, but definitely improving. Two more weeks of school (one more of classes, then a week of finals), a week to pack up and clean, and then back home for the summer! I am going to write SO MUCH PORN.

*happy sigh*

[livejournal.com profile] mmom

To kick that off - [livejournal.com profile] photoash made a post reminding everyone that next month is the Merry Month of Masturbation! Come celebrate with all your fellow fandom peeps at this lovely lovely comm! I played last year, and while I only ended up with a couple of days worth, they ended up being some of my favorite porny pieces. :-)
Community Details )

Since I am a bit out of practice with the porn...prompt me?

Fandoms I write for (and the folks I focus on in those fandoms):
  • White Collar, Neal Caffrey
  • Merlin, Arthur Pendragon
  • Hawaii Five-0, Danny Williams
  • Chuck, Bryce
  • Star Trek, Jim Kirk
  • Sky High, Warren Peace
  • Friday Night Lights, Tim Riggins
  • Leverage, Eliot Spencer
  • Doctor Who, Eleventh Doctor
  • Dark Angel, Alec

Oh, sorority game night advertisement, you are unintentionally hilarious. Heeheehee...
hoosierbitch: (Default)
I hate shoe shopping. Hate, hate, hate it. I even wrote an essay about how much I hate it in college. Because my feet? Are HUGE. I wear 11.5 in men's shoes. Which means I'm a 12W/13 in women's. So pretty much my entire life, I've had to shop for shoes in the men's department. Setting aside the issues about the different departments for different genders and the problems inherent in that - it kind of sucks to have every major retailer say "hey, your body is abnormal."


I'mma buy me some HEELS, y'all. And maybe FLATS. IDEK - I own ONE pair of women's shoes - a pair of brown heels I got when I was, like, fourteen. It's freakin' disorienting to look at my feet in strappy sandals. It looks like...well, it looks WRONG. But I do want to embrace my tallness. I'm 5'11 now, I would be even AWESOMER TALLER in heels, y/y? Okay, mostly, I just want to be more like Cat Deeley (the host on So You Think You Can Dance). She wears pretty dresses, five-inch heels, and looms over everyone - and has never, for one second, looked uncomfortable or out of place. And I want to feel that way, too.


I can't remember who I ganked this from, but I've had it sitting in a to-do file for a bit. I've got a month left before grad school starts. So:

If you could have me write a fic specifically for you, what would it be like? Fandom, characters/pairing, genre, plot elements, kinks... what's your ideal fic from me?

As always, this is a no-shame zone, but if you feel uncomfortable about your request anon commenting is absolutely fine! ♥

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