hoosierbitch: (kink writing stock PORN)

Prompt me if you have ideas--especially if you have fun ideas for bonuses (like postage stamps and things)! Here be the rules (with details about extras, jsyk), and HERE IS THE SIGN-UP! You can request a card even if you don't have a DW, you can sign up even if you defaulted last round--just sign up! AND POOOOOOOOOORN!

Fandoms I love & write, if you're feeling horny prompty:
#1: White Collar [Neal-centric]
#2: Avengers [Clint-focused. Or Tony/Steve if you twist my arm about it. Or Tony/Pepper. Or, well, anything with Tasha. Damnit.]
#3: X-Men: First Class [especially combos of Sean/Hank/Alex/Armando]
#4: Star Trek [Kirk-centric]
#5: Leverage [Eliot-centric]
#6: Friday Night Lights (If you prompt me for this, I will LOVE YOU FOREVER. Just fair warning.)
#7: Chuck [Bryce-centric]
#8: Doctor Who (Eleven!)

COME PLAY (or cumplay...) WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!
hoosierbitch: (S Collar)
Title: Boundaries
Author: [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Pairing: Matt/Tim
Content Advisory: Watersports, flogging, D/s
Notes: Right. Okay. Back in one of [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan's sentence fests, [livejournal.com profile] coffeethyme4me prompted pornstar!AU. This started as a sentence, and now I have this whole plot/world in my head. I'm just writing it all out of order. Uh. Enjoy the porn!
Background: So, the premise of the Pornstar!AU is basically just that White Collar, instead of being a PG show on USA, is a porno series. Same plot, different rating. So, like, Diana gets girl-on-girl scenes, Peter and El have scenes alone together, Jones gets it on in the van with everyone, and Neal and Peter are in a D/s relationship. But that's just the in-front-of-the-camera plotline. The real story is about the actors. Tim DeKay and Matt Bomer were hired to play Peter and Neal, a dream job for both of them. But the lines between who they are onscreen and what they are to each other behind the scenes starts to blur.

Summary: Remember In the Red (the episode with the adoption agency scam) when Sara gets Neal arrested for breaking into her apartment? This is the porno version of what should have happened after that.


Slut. )


Jun. 1st, 2011 07:40 pm
hoosierbitch: (S Laying on Each Other)
My bingo card! )

Hi. My name is [livejournal.com profile] hoosierbitch, and I am a kink addict.

I am vaguely embarrassed proud to say that I have already written twenty-three of the twenty-four specified kinks on this card.
ETA: Nope, I have written all twenty-four. Apparently bodyswap counts, and "metamorphasis" was kind of entirely about their bodies being altered.


Oh, gosh. So I don't quite know what to do. I expect I'll try to do a line, and then request a new card. Or maybe I'll try and do a series (which is allowed as long as each individual part can stand on its own). Any other ideas on how I can challenge myself with this, flist?

Prompt me, please?

*puppy dog eyes*

hoosierbitch: (Default)
Title: Bad Cop, Good Criminal (2/3)
Author: [personal profile] hoosierbitch 
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: El/Neal/Peter
Notes: First part can be found here. This fic is a a single-line extra for [community profile] kink_bingo! The squares are: film/photography, authority figures, pervertibles, and phone sex. For the middle square I chose painplay.


Roleplaying and nightsticks and fucking OH MY! )
hoosierbitch: (Default)
So I've been in a bit of a dry spell the past few days, writing wise, and I thought that I would write some filthy porn to get started up again! :D 

Title: Bad Cop, Good Criminal
Author: [personal profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: El/Neal/Peter
Warnings: D/s, painplay.
Notes: This is a single-line extra for [community profile] kink_bingo! The squares are: film/photography, authority figures, pervertibles, and phone sex. For the middle square I chose painplay.

Summary: Uh. The title and the kink list really say it all...

So - I'm a lieutenant? )
hoosierbitch: (Default)
Title: my blindfold's on and you're still beautiful
Author: [personal profile] hoosierbitch 
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: El/Neal/Peter
Notes: This is for the lovely person who sent me such a wonderful plot bunny - thank you for the inspiration! And a big thank you to everyone who was so sweet and supportive today. Especially [personal profile] elrhiarhodan - I really appreciate the gift! I ♥ you all!

Summary: El and Neal give Peter a blowjob at the same time. That is all. \o/


Just trust us. )
hoosierbitch: (Default)
Title: it'll last longer
Author: [personal profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Neal/Kate
Word Count: 500
Notes: Written for the film/photography square of my [community profile] kink_bingo card.
Summary: Three months after Kate dies Neal finds a box of photographs.


take a picture )
hoosierbitch: (Default)
There was a farmer had a dog... )

In other news: I'm pulling out of Big Bang. I just don't have time - I leave for school in six weeks (!!!!) and I have two new charity fics to finish (plus some pinch hits I'm doing my best to write). I can't wait to see what all y'all come up with, though! I am still here for cheerleading! :-)
hoosierbitch: (Default)
Title: i'll give it to you slowly (till you're just begging me to hold you)
Author: [personal profile] hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Elizabeth/Neal/Peter
Notes: Right, so, I got the prompt "El's favorite strap-on" for Sweet Charity (thank you, [personal profile] elke_tanzer, for the generous donation!). And I split my fill into two different fics. delicate's about the beginning of their relationship, and this one is about, uh. Fucking. \o/ (Well, okay, also trust and love and romance, but MOSTLY PEGGING). You can read this one as a sequel to delicate, but it does works as a stand-alone! Big thanks to all the lovely ladies in the slash_chat for the cheerleading! ♥
Disclaimer: White Collar belongs to Jeff Eastin and USA, the title is from Melissa Ferrick's insanely hot "Drive."
Warnings: Rough sex and dirty talk.
Word Count: 4,600


Oh, baby. We are going to have so much fun with you... )
hoosierbitch: (Default)
Title: liminal (you can wait to be king)
Author: [personal profile] hoosierbitch 
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Note about the title: I KNOW. IT IS REALLY PRETENTIOUS. But it is just such an absolutely beautiful concept that I couldn't not use it! So: liminality is, basically, existing between two different states. Hercules is a liminal figure, because he's part-man and part-god. Twilight is a liminal time, because it's between day and night (liminality can also imply being in the midst of a transition). Okay? Okay. :D

Summary: Arthur tries to be a good son and an obedient subject. He doesn't always succeed.

You're bleeding. )

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