Love this! Love these lines : "Well, shit. Coulson would tell Steve everything. Especially if he asked while he was wearing the suit."
"Well, do you want him to be Captain fucking Iron Man?"
And I love the backstory of Clint/Coulson/Natasha getting together, and lol they needed Coulson to plan their dates. And love that Dummy is programmed to be adorable to sad Avengers. I really like your take on these pairings and all their issues (and drunk Tony and Clint talking about issues + sex is awesome).
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"Well, shit. Coulson would tell Steve everything. Especially if he asked while he was wearing the suit."
"Well, do you want him to be Captain fucking Iron Man?"
And I love the backstory of Clint/Coulson/Natasha getting together, and lol they needed Coulson to plan their dates. And love that Dummy is programmed to be adorable to sad Avengers. I really like your take on these pairings and all their issues (and drunk Tony and Clint talking about issues + sex is awesome).