Darling as far as was aware it was when you play with yourself... But I never really looked it up... *sudden interest in the dictionary* [looks] ...Here is a definition (the second one, not the first choice): mas·tur·ba·tion (mās'tər-bā'shən) n. Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse. mas'tur·ba'tor n. And I really haven't any ideas... But hmm... maybe Satchmo watching? You know how most lock him outa the bedroom, but in real life, sometimes the dog might have their eyes right at the edge of the bed... lol I cant really think of anything... As for Neal/Kate (since Satchmo surely cant be with them... >.>), kind of crass of me, but what about airplane bathroom porn (mile-high club stuff)... I cant believe I just suggested that... Ignore me...