Oh, were those YOUR toes?

[hoosierbitch]

WASSUP, DUDELAND?

I AM MOVED! And my apartment is lovely, and my bed's comfortable, and my bathroom's awesome (I splurged on a nice bathmat/shower curtain), and my towels are huge, and BFF's not going to be here for a while and it is possible that I have been taking advantage of the space/lack of roommate to, um. Y'KNOW. I NEED MORE BATTERIES ALREADY, IS WHAT I'M SAYING.

Also: I think Kinky McKinkfest may be the most fun I've ever had on the internet. I am going to go try and comment porn a little bit before I do some Reading For School, and YOU SHOULD TO! Share kinks, write fics, link people to fics/authors that fit people's kinky desires - HAVE FUN! BE KINKY! YOU'RE ALL WONDERFUL! Write a few sentences, bond over shared kinks, make new friends! OKAY MOSTLY, WRITE/LINK PORN. I AM RUNNING OUT.

Ash has already written smokin' hot hand-over-mouth Neal/Peter smut. What have YOU done for porn today?

I'm going to have a busy weekend - orientation tomorrow, moving large furniture items and using POWER TOOLS, and lots and lots of mingling and meetings and social events.

AND THEN ON MONDAY I START CLASSES. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To sum up: PORN.

Comments

[penguingal.livejournal.com]

YAY for being all moved and already needing new batteries!!! (That is totally what I would do, too. But I live alone now so, you know... :D)

And ooh, power tools! /waggles/ I always feel my most butch when I'm using mine.

[melissima.livejournal.com]

And ooh, power tools! /waggles/ I always feel my most butch when I'm using mine.

That is so hot. Just sayin' :D

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

My own space (with no really-close-by-neighbors-and-freakishly-thin-walls) IS LIKE A REVELATION.

*happy sigh*

I feel butch holding the tools, and then very, very terrified when I have to use them. I am not handy. It is my tragic flaw. D:

[(Anonymous)]

Aww, I will come use the tools for you! /puts on flannel and dons tool belt/

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

That would be epic hotness. *imagines*

[penguingal.livejournal.com]

Um, that last one was me... I don't know why that posted anonymously. It... sounds kinda creepy like that actually.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOL

Y HALLO THERE, STRANGER. *EYEBROW WAGGLE* WANNA COME IN AND CHECK ON MY PLUMBING?