FIVE ACTS!

Oct. 18th, 2011 01:05 pm
hoosierbitch: (S Whipped back)
Life updates:
  • I'mma goin' to New York in two weeks! I'm gonna see [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild67 and [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan and some other people whose LJ names I don't remember! I'm so exciiiiiited! *dancitydancedance* We're gonna see PLAYS! On the BROADWAY! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • The show I've been assistant directing opens tonight! It's been an amazing learning experience, a hellish rehearsal process, and has resulted in (hopefully, fingers crossed) a good show!
  • The children's show that I'm directing/acting in is doing well, which keeps me busy. 
  • I've been watching too much TV and not writing enough, but that's a standard refrain for me. I'm thinking of trying NaNoWriMo. Anyone here looking at that?
  • Also, uh, I have a girlfriend? And. She's pretty? So. I like her? And. WE CARVED A PUMPKIN TOGETHER. We're in the very early stages of the relationship, and she's graduating after this semester so it's not like longterm would even be an option, but. WE WORE UGLY SWEATERS AND WENT BOWLING TOGETHER. \o/
OKAY MOVING ON. 




I am super-late to Five Acts this round, so I'm just going to keep writing for a few days past the official close on the 20th. Y'ALL SHOULD PLAY! IT IS LOTS OF PORN FUN! Here's the comm description of what Five Acts is about:

Based on the community [livejournal.com profile] five_acts (check it out for more details!), we're going to have a week of indulging each other's favourite kinks, tropes, acts and pairings. We're onto round five now! In a nutshell, what we do is:

+ Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. Check out this list if you need some inspiration. At the bottom of your post, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
+ Read other people's lists; the master list of lists is here.
+ Post comment-fic based off of other people's interests.

Mah Kinks! Mah Kinks! Mah Lovely Lady Kinks! )
So! Write a ficlet in the comments here if anything tickles your fancy! And you should make your own list regardless so that I can wander over and porn all over you. BECAUSE I MISS YOU GUYS.
hoosierbitch: (L geek power baby)
WASSUP, DUDELAND?

I AM MOVED! And my apartment is lovely, and my bed's comfortable, and my bathroom's awesome (I splurged on a nice bathmat/shower curtain), and my towels are huge, and BFF's not going to be here for a while and it is possible that I have been taking advantage of the space/lack of roommate to, um. Y'KNOW. I NEED MORE BATTERIES ALREADY, IS WHAT I'M SAYING.

Also: I think Kinky McKinkfest may be the most fun I've ever had on the internet. I am going to go try and comment porn a little bit before I do some Reading For School, and YOU SHOULD TO! Share kinks, write fics, link people to fics/authors that fit people's kinky desires - HAVE FUN! BE KINKY! YOU'RE ALL WONDERFUL! Write a few sentences, bond over shared kinks, make new friends! OKAY MOSTLY, WRITE/LINK PORN. I AM RUNNING OUT.

Ash has already written smokin' hot hand-over-mouth Neal/Peter smut. What have YOU done for porn today?

I'm going to have a busy weekend - orientation tomorrow, moving large furniture items and using POWER TOOLS, and lots and lots of mingling and meetings and social events.

AND THEN ON MONDAY I START CLASSES. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To sum up: PORN.
hoosierbitch: (S Collar)
Things wot are awesome about today. )

AND THEN, AND THEN, AND THEN, AND THEN I READ POOOORN. 

[livejournal.com profile] literaryspell is a new friend, and I was reading through some of her older work, AND THEN I READ  PRETTY BABY AND ALMOST CAME IN MY PANTS. It hit my hardcore kinks with a fucking ANVIL. No, with a SERIES of anvils. No, with a TRUCKLOAD of anvils. GAAAAAAAAH.

It was sort of creepy how accurately it hit my kinks. So then I thought, HMMM, what ARE my hardcore kinks? I made a list in April when I was doing the Five Acts Meme, but my kinks have changed. So I made a NEW list!

MY TOP FIVE BULLETPROOF KINKS! )

If any of you guys want to post your own list, I WILL COMMENT!PORN FOR YOU! I AM IN A MOOD. Also, it would make me happy. In my happy place! (NO, NOT MY PANTS, MY HEART. JEEZ, YOU GUYS...)

ETA: I AM GOING TO BE AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER FOR A FEW HOURS - PLEASE write ficlets for other people if the mood strikes you, and I will be back to porn ALL OVER YOU as soon as I can! I LOVE ALL Y'ALL KINKY MOTHERFUCKERS SO FUCKING MUCH.