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hoosierbitch) wrote2010-04-30 10:26 pm
hoosierbitch) wrote2010-04-30 10:26 pm
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THANK. GOD.
Guys.
Guys.
Guys.
Guess what I have?
A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK. FUCKING. GOD!
I am very grateful to the family member who has been sharing their laptop with me the past few months, but they have been using it a lot more recently, and I've been trying to write and I reeeeally hate writing by hand. Also, I would feel weird downloading porn on their computer, AND I MISS MY PORN. So I am now waaaay broke, and I hate my new job and want to quit, BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES! I have a LAPTOP! I have named her Coach Taylor, because he makes me feel safe.
I HAVE SO MUCH UPDATES:
First off - the new job! It's outdoor canvassing, and that's fun (sun and exercise), but it runs into folks' dinner time, which makes me feel like a douchebag. I don't want to disrupt everybody's dinners! So I'm going to keep working there, but also continue to look for a job that doesn't disrupt Family Time. Because that's just not on.
Also: I have kept up with working out! My mom's still whooping my ass at racquetball, but today I ALMOST TIED HER! \o/ I am determined to last ten minutes on the elliptical machine before two weeks are out. I'm at 6:30 now. I WILL ACCOMPLISH THIS. *is determined*
Crazy Uncle update: so you know how he hurt his back a while ago? Apparently, it's still been hurting him. So instead of going back to the hospital, he decided to crush up the pills they'd prescribed him, mix it with water, and then inject it into his back using one of his mom's old diabetes needles.
...seriously. He actually did that.
I am happy but surprised that he is still alive, and, miraculously, feeling better. And planning to move out on Tuesday - although he doesn't know where. He's just getting on the amtrak. He says he's got friends in a town a few states over who he can stay with until he figures out what his next step in. I don't know why he doesn't stay here. As irritated as I get with him sometimes, he's the only member of my extended family I know. He came to my soccer games when I was growing up, he danced with me at my Bat Mitzvah, he showed me Silence of the Lambs waaaaaay before I was old enough to see it - there are parts of him I admire, and parts of him I recognize in myself that are a bit scary. I'm worried that if he leaves now, this will be the last time we see him. Unfortunately, we've tried everything we can think of, and we can't get him to stay.
A random list of my favorite things: starfish, mangos, Friday Night Lights, porn, tall women in heels, soccer, my big brown couch, hulu.com, YOU GUYS, and my family.
You know what else happened recently? afiawri, one of my favorite kinky fic writers, wrote me a fic for my Five Acts post. And. Guys. IDEK. Kate's a femdom. And she doesn't just have Neal tied up. He's in a metal collar, and then - then, there's finger-fucking, breath-play (HOLY FUCK IS THERE BREATHPLAY), AND, to top it all off: there's a fucking machine. afiawri, you have my eternal love and adoration for writing this fic. Thank you SO MUCH!
So a bit ago I bid on themkshrine for help_chile. "What do you want me to write?" She asked, in what I imagine is a very sultry voice, because I think she is awesome and sexy, and in my head e-conversations all sound a bit noir.
"Oh, gosh, anything!" I replied, scuffing my toes, because I am bashful. "I like blowjobs!" I said, because, well, I like blowjobs. "And I loved that fic you wrote where Peter makes Neal wear a cockring at work - maybe something like that, only with, like, a buttplug?"
"I'll see what I can do," she replied.
AND THEN HOMG. DUDES. SHE WROTE THE CRAZIEST HOT FIC IDEK. It's got her trademark D/S dynamics that I am absolutely in awe of - Neal is Peter's boy and Peter takes care of him and pushes his limits and, in this fic, makes him wear a vibe at work. All day. If you've read her porn before, you know how hot it's going to be. If you haven't, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
And the biggest update of all: my BFF, confidante, and partner-in-crime for the last eleven years, has agreed to move with me to TinyTown. We're going to get an apartment and she'll bring her cats (who are adorable and hate me) and watch slashy movies together and bitch about politics and complain about how tiny TinyTown is - everything seems not nearly as scary, because she'll be there.
So! I am going to go download porn and catch up on my huge backlog of emails/flist posts - if I miss something of yours in the shuffle, I AM SO SORRY! I've been working really hard on Broken Road 4, because I feel like I can't start anything else until I finish it. Hopefully, now that I have a computer (OH THANK GOD I HAVE A COMPUTER), I'll be able to finish it in a day or two.
WHEEEEEEEEE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guys.
Guys.
Guess what I have?
A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK. FUCKING. GOD!
I am very grateful to the family member who has been sharing their laptop with me the past few months, but they have been using it a lot more recently, and I've been trying to write and I reeeeally hate writing by hand. Also, I would feel weird downloading porn on their computer, AND I MISS MY PORN. So I am now waaaay broke, and I hate my new job and want to quit, BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES! I have a LAPTOP! I have named her Coach Taylor, because he makes me feel safe.
I HAVE SO MUCH UPDATES:
First off - the new job! It's outdoor canvassing, and that's fun (sun and exercise), but it runs into folks' dinner time, which makes me feel like a douchebag. I don't want to disrupt everybody's dinners! So I'm going to keep working there, but also continue to look for a job that doesn't disrupt Family Time. Because that's just not on.
Also: I have kept up with working out! My mom's still whooping my ass at racquetball, but today I ALMOST TIED HER! \o/ I am determined to last ten minutes on the elliptical machine before two weeks are out. I'm at 6:30 now. I WILL ACCOMPLISH THIS. *is determined*
Crazy Uncle update: so you know how he hurt his back a while ago? Apparently, it's still been hurting him. So instead of going back to the hospital, he decided to crush up the pills they'd prescribed him, mix it with water, and then inject it into his back using one of his mom's old diabetes needles.
...seriously. He actually did that.
I am happy but surprised that he is still alive, and, miraculously, feeling better. And planning to move out on Tuesday - although he doesn't know where. He's just getting on the amtrak. He says he's got friends in a town a few states over who he can stay with until he figures out what his next step in. I don't know why he doesn't stay here. As irritated as I get with him sometimes, he's the only member of my extended family I know. He came to my soccer games when I was growing up, he danced with me at my Bat Mitzvah, he showed me Silence of the Lambs waaaaaay before I was old enough to see it - there are parts of him I admire, and parts of him I recognize in myself that are a bit scary. I'm worried that if he leaves now, this will be the last time we see him. Unfortunately, we've tried everything we can think of, and we can't get him to stay.
A random list of my favorite things: starfish, mangos, Friday Night Lights, porn, tall women in heels, soccer, my big brown couch, hulu.com, YOU GUYS, and my family.
You know what else happened recently? afiawri, one of my favorite kinky fic writers, wrote me a fic for my Five Acts post. And. Guys. IDEK. Kate's a femdom. And she doesn't just have Neal tied up. He's in a metal collar, and then - then, there's finger-fucking, breath-play (HOLY FUCK IS THERE BREATHPLAY), AND, to top it all off: there's a fucking machine. afiawri, you have my eternal love and adoration for writing this fic. Thank you SO MUCH!
So a bit ago I bid on themkshrine for help_chile. "What do you want me to write?" She asked, in what I imagine is a very sultry voice, because I think she is awesome and sexy, and in my head e-conversations all sound a bit noir.
"Oh, gosh, anything!" I replied, scuffing my toes, because I am bashful. "I like blowjobs!" I said, because, well, I like blowjobs. "And I loved that fic you wrote where Peter makes Neal wear a cockring at work - maybe something like that, only with, like, a buttplug?"
"I'll see what I can do," she replied.
AND THEN HOMG. DUDES. SHE WROTE THE CRAZIEST HOT FIC IDEK. It's got her trademark D/S dynamics that I am absolutely in awe of - Neal is Peter's boy and Peter takes care of him and pushes his limits and, in this fic, makes him wear a vibe at work. All day. If you've read her porn before, you know how hot it's going to be. If you haven't, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
And the biggest update of all: my BFF, confidante, and partner-in-crime for the last eleven years, has agreed to move with me to TinyTown. We're going to get an apartment and she'll bring her cats (who are adorable and hate me) and watch slashy movies together and bitch about politics and complain about how tiny TinyTown is - everything seems not nearly as scary, because she'll be there.
So! I am going to go download porn and catch up on my huge backlog of emails/flist posts - if I miss something of yours in the shuffle, I AM SO SORRY! I've been working really hard on Broken Road 4, because I feel like I can't start anything else until I finish it. Hopefully, now that I have a computer (OH THANK GOD I HAVE A COMPUTER), I'll be able to finish it in a day or two.
WHEEEEEEEEE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!