wheeeeeecrash

[hoosierbitch]

So last night, I was like: 'I'mma take a break from this long fic I'm working on, and write some random fun Avengers smut!'

Now I'm 6k into an omega!Clint fic. I don't really know how the alpha/beta/omega genre evolved, but I'm having fun writing a biologically driven D/s dynamic. Instead of a PWP, though, it's turning out all angsty and mildly plotty, and I've only just now gotten to a sex scene. It's not even with the main pairing. 

MY PORN IS BROKEN. 

Lala. 

I spent two hours texting made-up insults with BFF today. We ended on "wheedledump" and "scatterass." My favorites, though, were "rumfuzzle" and "bumplefrump."

It's a fun game. 

Summer camp is going well. I have snapped at some small children, but THEY DESERVED IT. O.o I made some time this week to work with two of the super-quiet girls, who are now almost audible when they talk onstage. I'm giving myself back-pats. \o/ The guy who's actually directing the play has been gone for the last three days, so I've gotten to do a lot more, which is great, but a couple of times rehearsal has started, and people start looking at me, and I'm stuck going: '...buzzwah?' Sometimes they neglect to tell me that no one else is coming in, and that I need to take charge and make schedules and find space. It's frustrating, but, ultimately, I'm learning more and getting great experience! POSITIVITY! (That's not a word. How is that not a word?)

Arizona's still hot, but thus far, it's nothing compared to St. Louis. I'd much rather be in 112 degree temp in AZ than 95 in St. Louis. Dry heat really does make a difference. 

Um. Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah.

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Comments

[jan-rea.livejournal.com]

Omega!Clint fic. OMEGA!CLINT FIC.

I'm just gonna go on and be creepy and say: I LOVE YOU. *flails*

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

:D

I haven't had this much fun with a new kink since I wrote boy!pussy for Glee.

*creeps right back at you*

[jan-rea.livejournal.com]

Hmm, yesss, how could I ever forget your Glee BP!Kurt fic, just hnggggggg.... <3

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

:D

I'm having the same problem with the omega!Clint fic that I had with that one, where I keep distracting myself with how hot I think it is. I feel so dirty/self-serving. Yay?

...yeah, yay!

[csi-vixen.livejournal.com]

*shifty eyes*

... Who's the alpha? :D

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, see, it's Coulson, right? But then Coulson's on a mission when Clint goes into heat, and Clint has really bad beats (for Angst Reasons), and so...ClintkindofhassexwithSteveandThor. And then, after, with Coulson. Because of that I think it's hot. O.o

[scatteredgray.livejournal.com]

*waaaants*

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

...okay, so obv, I typo'd 'beats' for 'heats', and now I can't stop thinking about Clint as a really bad DJ.

Also: hi, FFVII icon!

[scatteredgray.livejournal.com]

Clint would be a really bad DJ. Steve would be all "*This* is music?" and get a headache from it.

I think the alpha/beta/omega thing started with something like werewolf AUs. At least that's the first place I saw the alpha/beta concept. I guess they just went the next step byadding omega, got rid of "werewolf" and mixed in D/s-world AU.


I've had that ff7 icon foreevveeeerrr. When I try to change it, everything looks too colorful and busy now.