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FIC: When You're Good to Mama (the Grateful Remix)
Title: When You're Good to Mama (the Grateful Remix)
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: R
Pairing: June/Neal
Spoilers: Up the end of Season 1.
Warnings: Dubious consent, sort of - feel free to email/PM me if you have questions you need answered before you read it!
Notes: This was written for Remix...Redux. It's based on a fabulous fic by![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
zvi - you don't need to read the original in order to understand this, but I highly recommend you check it out - her June/Neal stories are amazing. I was incredibly nervous about writing this fic - it's not a pairing I ever would ever have written on my own, and the original is so wonderfully balanced that I didn't think I'd be able to do it justice. I ended up having a blast with it, and I hope the final product turned out okay! Huge thanks to ashcat, who was an amazing beta, and helped me whip this into shape.
Summary: Peter gave him $700 and a slap on the back. June gave him a choice.
( Be good to Mama. )
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: R
Pairing: June/Neal
Spoilers: Up the end of Season 1.
Warnings: Dubious consent, sort of - feel free to email/PM me if you have questions you need answered before you read it!
Notes: This was written for Remix...Redux. It's based on a fabulous fic by
zvi - you don't need to read the original in order to understand this, but I highly recommend you check it out - her June/Neal stories are amazing. I was incredibly nervous about writing this fic - it's not a pairing I ever would ever have written on my own, and the original is so wonderfully balanced that I didn't think I'd be able to do it justice. I ended up having a blast with it, and I hope the final product turned out okay! Huge thanks to ashcat, who was an amazing beta, and helped me whip this into shape. Summary: Peter gave him $700 and a slap on the back. June gave him a choice.
( Be good to Mama. )
FIC: "love is not a battlefield (i am no hercules)"
Title: love is not a battlefield (i am no hercules)
Author:hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neal/Peter/El
Warnings: References to noncon, themes of PTSD and triggering (if you have more specific questions about what is/isn't in the story, please feel free to contact me!).
Thanks:ashcat and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
themkshrine were incredibly helpful, supportive, brilliant betas - any remaining mistakes are all my fault!
Notes: This was written for the lovelylostandalone22 because of their generous bid at Sweet Charity! They requested a fic about Neal dealing with the fallout of noncon in prison. (And I have to say, doing some extra research for this fic, RAINN's website was the one that came up most often, and was by far the most helpful - so if any of y'all have any spare money to donate, please do check them out!)
Summary: He's not okay.
( It goes like this - )
Author:
hoosierbitch Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neal/Peter/El
Warnings: References to noncon, themes of PTSD and triggering (if you have more specific questions about what is/isn't in the story, please feel free to contact me!).
Thanks:
ashcat and themkshrine were incredibly helpful, supportive, brilliant betas - any remaining mistakes are all my fault!Notes: This was written for the lovely
lostandalone22 because of their generous bid at Sweet Charity! They requested a fic about Neal dealing with the fallout of noncon in prison. (And I have to say, doing some extra research for this fic, RAINN's website was the one that came up most often, and was by far the most helpful - so if any of y'all have any spare money to donate, please do check them out!)Summary: He's not okay.
( It goes like this - )
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Remix is open!
OMG. REMIX IS THE MOST FUN EVER.
I got TWO remixes written for me instead of one! I don't know how or why (happy accident, or good karma?) - but they are both AMAZING. And they are both based on the same fic, so I'm going to Talk About Remixing! :D
Apparently something about Five Things Jones and Cruz Learned About Neal Caffrey screams REMIX ME! Both remixers approached it in very different ways - and I think it really illustrates some of the different ways people define remixing for themselves. IDK, I think I figured out some of it as I went along, from writing and reading other (smarter) folks' metas on the subject. SO I'M GOING TO RAMBLE ABOUT IT WHILE I FLAIL ABOUT HOW AMAZING BOTH OF THESE STORIES ARE.
The first fic is Social Security (Spun with Sugar Remix), and what the remixer did is take one of the parts that I told from Lauren's pov and tell it through Neal's. We get to see some moments with Peter and Jones that were mentioned but not shown, and (because Neal is exactly the kind of character you can do this with) they told a very different story. They added a fascinating separation between what Neal was doing, and what he was thinking - he's got his own angle that he's playing, a hidden meaning and purpose behind every action. This Neal is smart, manipulative, witty, and very calculating.
So this remix took the original fic, took the major plot points, and took the: 'if I wrote these plot events, what story would I be telling?' approach. And it's really, really brilliant. YOU SHOULD GO READ IT.
The second fic is 50 Things (Bits and Pieces Remix), and this remixer took a very different approach - they've created all these new, amazing lists of moments that fill out the original piece. The original fic was entirely from Jones' and Cruz's pov, and this fic includes the perspectives of Elizabeth, Neal, and Peter, as well as more from Jones and Cruz. They delve into all these wonderful little moments, giving depth to details I barely noticed when I was writing, and fleshed out the existing story in a brilliant way.
It's fifty different things - and they're all incredibly well written. I laughed, I teared up, I got sad-puppy-eyes, and thinky-eyebrow-creases while reading it. Seriously. Guys. YOU SHOULD GO READ IT.
Remixers - thank you so much, I could not be more thrilled with what you're written. I can't wait for the reveal, when I can flail at you in person!
(And, um. Both the people that I remixed for seem to really like their fics. Which makes me very happy, because I was so nervous. But apparently, they're not full of suck. So. :D)
I got TWO remixes written for me instead of one! I don't know how or why (happy accident, or good karma?) - but they are both AMAZING. And they are both based on the same fic, so I'm going to Talk About Remixing! :D
Apparently something about Five Things Jones and Cruz Learned About Neal Caffrey screams REMIX ME! Both remixers approached it in very different ways - and I think it really illustrates some of the different ways people define remixing for themselves. IDK, I think I figured out some of it as I went along, from writing and reading other (smarter) folks' metas on the subject. SO I'M GOING TO RAMBLE ABOUT IT WHILE I FLAIL ABOUT HOW AMAZING BOTH OF THESE STORIES ARE.
The first fic is Social Security (Spun with Sugar Remix), and what the remixer did is take one of the parts that I told from Lauren's pov and tell it through Neal's. We get to see some moments with Peter and Jones that were mentioned but not shown, and (because Neal is exactly the kind of character you can do this with) they told a very different story. They added a fascinating separation between what Neal was doing, and what he was thinking - he's got his own angle that he's playing, a hidden meaning and purpose behind every action. This Neal is smart, manipulative, witty, and very calculating.
So this remix took the original fic, took the major plot points, and took the: 'if I wrote these plot events, what story would I be telling?' approach. And it's really, really brilliant. YOU SHOULD GO READ IT.
The second fic is 50 Things (Bits and Pieces Remix), and this remixer took a very different approach - they've created all these new, amazing lists of moments that fill out the original piece. The original fic was entirely from Jones' and Cruz's pov, and this fic includes the perspectives of Elizabeth, Neal, and Peter, as well as more from Jones and Cruz. They delve into all these wonderful little moments, giving depth to details I barely noticed when I was writing, and fleshed out the existing story in a brilliant way.
It's fifty different things - and they're all incredibly well written. I laughed, I teared up, I got sad-puppy-eyes, and thinky-eyebrow-creases while reading it. Seriously. Guys. YOU SHOULD GO READ IT.
Remixers - thank you so much, I could not be more thrilled with what you're written. I can't wait for the reveal, when I can flail at you in person!
(And, um. Both the people that I remixed for seem to really like their fics. Which makes me very happy, because I was so nervous. But apparently, they're not full of suck. So. :D)
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Ficlet: Neal/Moz
At Panera. And I managed to snag the Good Table (I may have hip-checked an old lady and a dude with a baby, but w/e, they were totally eying my outlet). I think I will stay here all day. It is time to write strap-on porn, bitches! \o/
In the meantime, I found this - a little snippet from a fic that died (may it RIP). I liked it, tho, so I thought I'd share it! :D
( But you hate dancing. )
What fics are you guys working on? My list of things-to-write has become intimidatingly long. O.o But I am excited about ALL of them, so that helps. :D
In the meantime, I found this - a little snippet from a fic that died (may it RIP). I liked it, tho, so I thought I'd share it! :D
( But you hate dancing. )
What fics are you guys working on? My list of things-to-write has become intimidatingly long. O.o But I am excited about ALL of them, so that helps. :D
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FIC: Skype sounds kinda dirty, doesn't it?
So I start my new job today, and it's a work-from-home-thing. And I was setting up all my phone/computer equipment, and, uh, this is what was going through my head:
( Cut for, um, crack. \o/ )
( Cut for, um, crack. \o/ )
MMOM #7: Phone Sex
I just wrote this, and don't even have time to edit it - I APOLOGIZE FOR THE MANY MISTAKES. BYE! GOTTA GO WORK MORE. :D
( Good boy. )
( Good boy. )
MMOM #6: "i'll take your hand, you'll scream my name" (2/?, Peter/Neal)
This is a sequel to "let fall your horrible pleasure." I've been promising ashcat a sequel for...two months, now. I am terribly sorry that it has taken me so long! This would probably not be in two parts, except for I have to pack and leave, um, NOW, and won't have consistent internet again until Sunday. (Hopefully, I'll get to cafe to post MMOM, I am DETERMINED to do every day). There's at least one more part - what happens after Peter takes Neal upstairs (hint:it involves a very creative use of Satchmo's leash), and a time-stamp in the future where Neal gets his nipples pierced.
You don't have to read the first story to read this one, but it will make a bit more sense if you do!
Also - I do lowercase titles a lot. It is not because I trying to be poetic or pretentious - it is, in fact, for two much stupider reasons. Firstly, I can never remember which words to capitalize. You? My? The? IDK. Secondly, when I read words that are capitalized, my mental voice thinks they are Very Important. Which is not usually what I, as an author, intend. Just thought I'd share that, so y'all don't think I am trying to Make a Point (A? Do I capitalize A? IT IS A MYSTERY TO ME).
Title: i'll take your hand, you'll scream my name
Series: Piercing, Part 1 / Part 2
Author:hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Peter/Neal
Warnings: D/S, piercing!kink
Word Count: 2,000
Notes: In some of my other fics, I have dealt much more realistically with new BDSM relationships. In this story, the relationship progresses much faster than (I would hope) it would in RL. I just couldn't wait any longer to get to the fucking!
Summary: First, Peter bent him over the sink in the bathroom and made him come so hard he blacked out. Then, he took him out for sandwiches.
( I think we're doing this backwards. )
ashcat a sequel for...two months, now. I am terribly sorry that it has taken me so long! This would probably not be in two parts, except for I have to pack and leave, um, NOW, and won't have consistent internet again until Sunday. (Hopefully, I'll get to cafe to post MMOM, I am DETERMINED to do every day). There's at least one more part - what happens after Peter takes Neal upstairs (hint:it involves a very creative use of Satchmo's leash), and a time-stamp in the future where Neal gets his nipples pierced. You don't have to read the first story to read this one, but it will make a bit more sense if you do!
Also - I do lowercase titles a lot. It is not because I trying to be poetic or pretentious - it is, in fact, for two much stupider reasons. Firstly, I can never remember which words to capitalize. You? My? The? IDK. Secondly, when I read words that are capitalized, my mental voice thinks they are Very Important. Which is not usually what I, as an author, intend. Just thought I'd share that, so y'all don't think I am trying to Make a Point (A? Do I capitalize A? IT IS A MYSTERY TO ME).
Title: i'll take your hand, you'll scream my name
Series: Piercing, Part 1 / Part 2
Author:
hoosierbitch Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Peter/Neal
Warnings: D/S, piercing!kink
Word Count: 2,000
Notes: In some of my other fics, I have dealt much more realistically with new BDSM relationships. In this story, the relationship progresses much faster than (I would hope) it would in RL. I just couldn't wait any longer to get to the fucking!
Summary: First, Peter bent him over the sink in the bathroom and made him come so hard he blacked out. Then, he took him out for sandwiches.
( I think we're doing this backwards. )
MMOM #2: Marking, NC-17
Title: Marking
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Warning: D/S, watersports
Notes: originally written for themkshrine when she was having a bad day - but asimaiyat, I am working on your birthday fic, I promise! Hopefully it'll be my MMOM fic for day three or four. :D
Summary: Watersports! \o/
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Warning: D/S, watersports
Notes: originally written for themkshrine when she was having a bad day - but asimaiyat, I am working on your birthday fic, I promise! Hopefully it'll be my MMOM fic for day three or four. :D
Summary: Watersports! \o/
FIC: "all that we let go" (4/4) NC-17
Title: all that we let go
Author:hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Series: "Broken Road" Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4
Warnings: References to past noncon, dubcon, and underage noncon.
Word Count: 4,500
Notes: Finally, this series is over (well, okay, I'm still planning an epilogue, BUT STILL). It's taken over a month to write, and the only reason I didn't give up half-way is becauseashcat held my hand, told me I didn't completely suck at writing, and kept encouraging me to keep working on it. This part was also beta'd by themkshrine, who did an amazing job. All remaining mistakes are my fault. Thank you to everyone who's stuck with this series!
Summary: "You don't have to tell them everything. But you do have to be honest."
( Neal at eighteen had been a revelation )
Author:
hoosierbitch Rating: NC-17
Series: "Broken Road" Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4
Warnings: References to past noncon, dubcon, and underage noncon.
Word Count: 4,500
Notes: Finally, this series is over (well, okay, I'm still planning an epilogue, BUT STILL). It's taken over a month to write, and the only reason I didn't give up half-way is because
ashcat held my hand, told me I didn't completely suck at writing, and kept encouraging me to keep working on it. This part was also beta'd by themkshrine, who did an amazing job. All remaining mistakes are my fault. Thank you to everyone who's stuck with this series!Summary: "You don't have to tell them everything. But you do have to be honest."
( Neal at eighteen had been a revelation )
MMOM #1: Neal/Peter
A quick and dirty ficlet for MMOM! I promise, I will write better ones as the month progresses - I'm just all wore out tonight! This is dedicated to themkshrine, for being awesome and helpful and lovely - I will write nipple!torture & Merlin/Arthur later in the month, too. :D
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( Christ, Neal! Come already, if you want to so badly! )
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( Christ, Neal! Come already, if you want to so badly! )
MMOM
I have no willpower. And thus: am going to take part in the Merry Month of Masturbation
But, um, first: I have an embarrassing question. What, exactly, counts as masturbation? Where's the line between mutual masturbation and sex? Is it no contact with a partner at all? What about taking directions from a partner? Does frottage count? What about one partner pinching the masturbating partner's nipples? Help me! I am confused. :-/
Pairings/people I'm planning on writing:
Alec (from Dark Angel)
Neal, Neal/Peter, Neal/Peter/El, Neal/Moz, Neal/Kate, Neal/June
Tim Riggins (from Friday Night Lights)
Warren Peace (from Sky High, SHUT UP)
Troy (pre-Troy/Abed, from Community)
If you have prompts for those fandoms/people, or just random ideas, please comment and let me know! I know a lot of you have already asked/given prompts in your own LJs, you can just link me there if you don't want to write it out again. I'd appreciate any ideas/scenarios/words/techniques you can give me! Short, random, kinky, TMI - all comments (including anon!) would be super, super helpful. Thank you in advance! :D
But, um, first: I have an embarrassing question. What, exactly, counts as masturbation? Where's the line between mutual masturbation and sex? Is it no contact with a partner at all? What about taking directions from a partner? Does frottage count? What about one partner pinching the masturbating partner's nipples? Help me! I am confused. :-/
Pairings/people I'm planning on writing:
Alec (from Dark Angel)
Neal, Neal/Peter, Neal/Peter/El, Neal/Moz, Neal/Kate, Neal/June
Tim Riggins (from Friday Night Lights)
Warren Peace (from Sky High, SHUT UP)
Troy (pre-Troy/Abed, from Community)
If you have prompts for those fandoms/people, or just random ideas, please comment and let me know! I know a lot of you have already asked/given prompts in your own LJs, you can just link me there if you don't want to write it out again. I'd appreciate any ideas/scenarios/words/techniques you can give me! Short, random, kinky, TMI - all comments (including anon!) would be super, super helpful. Thank you in advance! :D
FIC: Crime and Punishment, NC-17
Title: Crime and Punishment
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Warnings: Pervertibles (ordinary objects used for pleasure), rimming, spanking, BDSM
Word Count: 3,100
Notes: This is written forlovefanfiction as part of the "Five Acts Meme." She asked for punishment, pervertibles, and orgasm denial. I hope you like it! And huge thanks as always to ashcat , for her wonderful support!
Summary: Neal crosses a line, and Peter needs to make sure that it won't happen again.
( Crime & Punishment )
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Warnings: Pervertibles (ordinary objects used for pleasure), rimming, spanking, BDSM
Word Count: 3,100
Notes: This is written for
lovefanfiction as part of the "Five Acts Meme." She asked for punishment, pervertibles, and orgasm denial. I hope you like it! And huge thanks as always to ashcat , for her wonderful support! Summary: Neal crosses a line, and Peter needs to make sure that it won't happen again.
( Crime & Punishment )
FIC: history of us, 3/4, NC-17
Title: history of us
Author: ![[info]](https://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Series: "Broken Road" Part 1 / Part 2
Warnings: References to past noncon, dubcon, and underage noncon.
Word Count: 3,800
Notes: So, what started out as one story with maybe a coda, has turned into a full-on series. There's at least one part left. I don't think there's more than that, but that's what I said last time, to, and, uh. Nope. Thank you so much to those of you who are sticking with the story - I can't tell you how much I appreciate your feedback and support! Extra props tophotoash, who has been patiently listening to me whine about this pretty constantly since I started. Thank you. [title taken from the Indigo Girls song of the same name, Neal's sauce recipe by lemmealone]
Summary: Neal's never done anything like this before. But he's willing to give it a try.
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FIC: "Dry," NC-17
(I posted this in my LJ already, but I wanted to x-post it to fic comms - so huge thanks to the folks who reviewed it on <lj user="collarkink"> and those of you who reviewed it here!)
Title: DryAuthor:
hoosierbitch Rating: NC-17
Genre and/or Pairing: Nea/Peter
Warnings: Dryfucking, barebacking, cumplay, rimming.
Summary: It's about more than trust.
( You take and give me everything. )
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FIC: "(sexy)Back in the Saddle," NC-17
Title: (sexy)Back in the Saddle
Author:hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Warnings: Buttplugs, barebacking, d/s, very mild CBT
Summary: Shameless, shameless porn.
Author:
hoosierbitch Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Warnings: Buttplugs, barebacking, d/s, very mild CBT
Summary: Shameless, shameless porn.
( "I'm tired, Neal. So why don't you just ride me?" )
FIC: "A Nice Dinner," NC-17
Title: A Nice Dinner
Author:hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Warnings: Butt plugs!
Notes: This was written for the lovelykatikat, who helped me out when I was desperate for inspiration! If you have an idea for something you want me to write, I would be SO HAPPY if you'd come over and play!
Summary: Neal's been bugging Peter to take him out to a nice restaurant, and Peter finally agrees - with one condition.
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( Turn it up to 11 )
Author:
hoosierbitchRating: NC-17
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Warnings: Butt plugs!
Notes: This was written for the lovely
katikat, who helped me out when I was desperate for inspiration! If you have an idea for something you want me to write, I would be SO HAPPY if you'd come over and play!Summary: Neal's been bugging Peter to take him out to a nice restaurant, and Peter finally agrees - with one condition.
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( Turn it up to 11 )