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I just wrote this, and don't even have time to edit it - I APOLOGIZE FOR THE MANY MISTAKES. BYE! GOTTA GO WORK MORE. :D

“Peter?”

“You sure answered the phone quickly. A little eager, are we?”

“Oh, fuck, it’s been four days – ”

“And I will make you wait even longer if you don’t behave yourself.”

“I’m sorry. I will. I’ll wait however long you see fit. I just miss you - ”

“Where are you?”

“I’m at June’s. On the bed. Sitting on top of the covers.”

“And what are you wearing?”

“Pajama bottoms, but I can take them off – ”

“You’ll do whatever I tell you to do. And nothing more. Is that understood?”

“Yes, Peter.”

“Lie back on the bed. Hold the phone in your right hand. And fondle yourself with the left. Over your pants. Long, slow strokes. Are you hard?”

“Yes, I’ve been hard all day.”

“Shut up. Put the phone on speakerphone, place it on the pillow, and then go to your toybox. Get out a vibrator, a cockring, the inflatable plug, and lube. A lot of lube. When you get back to the bed, say: I’m ready.”

“…I’m ready.”

“Put on the cockring. Then lube up the vibe, turn it on, and shove it inside yourself. As fast as you can without it hurting. I want it at full speed, Neal.”

“Yes, Peter. I – fuck – I’m ready. Oh, god…”

“Is it hitting your prostate?”

Yes.

“Do you think you can put the cockring on without coming?”

“I – I think so?”

“I think you can. Go ahead. Slide that ring over your pretty little dick, and then ease your balls into it – are they swollen yet?”

“So much, they’ve been swollen for day – ”

“Is it on?”

“Yes, Peter, please – ”

“With your left hand, grab the base of the vibrator. And fuck yourself with it. Make sure to hit your prostate every time. And twist it, Neal, I know how much you love getting that tight little hole of yours all loose and ready for me – and as soon as I get back, I’m going to fuck you, baby, I’m going to give you just what you need.”

“I’m ready, I’m so ready for you.”

“Tell me how you feel.”

“I feel – Jesus, Peter, I’m so fucking lonely - I missed you, I missed your cock, I missed your mouth – ”

“I think you just missed being able to orgasm.”

Fuck. Yes, that, too. But I’ve been good. I’ve been so – unh – so good, haven’t left the apartment, haven’t touched my dick.”

“Did you watch the porn I gave you?”

“Yes.”

“What did you think?”

“I didn’t know you were filming when we – when we did that – ”

“Your hole was so loose after El and I fucked you. I didn’t think you’d be able to feel it, after I pulled out and she kept going – but did you see the look on your face?”

“Yes, it hurt.”

“You came again in five minutes. Did you enjoy watching it?”

“…yes, Peter.”

“Did it make your little dick hard?”

“Yes.”

“Say it.”

“It made my – my little dick hard.”

“How do you feel now?”

“My – my cock’s dripping. With precum. It’s all over my hand, and my stomach – I wish you were here to lick it off. The vibe’s fucking strong, I can – I can practically feel it in my teeth – ”

“You picked the big one, didn’t you? The loud one? I think I can hear it. Hear it every time you pull it out and fuck it back up inside you. And you’re going way too slowly. Speed the fuck up, Neal.”

“I – oh, oh, fuck. No, I can’t do this, I can’t.”

“I can still hear it. You’re going just the pace I want.”

“Ah –too – too much. It’s too much. Gotta – gotta - fuck!

“What happened?”

“I – I lost my hold on it. And it slipped out. It – it slipped out and it felt so fucking good on my rim, buzzing while I tried to clench around it.”

“Fuck, baby. Pick it up and tease yourself like that some more.”

“Oh, god. Peter. I’m doing it. I’m doing it for you. Peter, I’m – Peter, I miss you, why aren’t you here?”

“Are you still jerking yourself off?”

“Of course I am, you didn’t tell me to stop, I’m not – not deaf.”

“Stop. Turn the vibe off and stop touching your dick. And lube up the other plug.”

“Okay. It’s – it’s really big.”

“I remember how big it is.”

“The vibe wasn’t nearly this big.”

“Shut up and push that giant plug into your greedy little hole. And don’t bite your lip – I want to hear every little gasp, every whimper – just like that. I bet your mouth’s open. Bet you bit your lip before I told you not to. Bet your pink lips are swollen and open, I’d fuck your mouth if I was there. Love it when you cry – did you get to your prostate again?”

“Unh – I – ah, fuck, I – ”

“I’ll take that as a yes. Keep going. You’ve got inches to go, still, don’t you? Oh, baby. Love those little noises. You’re so tight, it must be stretching you so good. Opening you up so fast. I know it hurts. I know it does. Keep going.”

“It’s – it’s in.”

“Good boy. Are you my good boy, Neal?”

“Yes.”

“Is your cock still hard?”

“Like a rock.”

“Play with your balls. Play with them until your dick’s jumping every time you touch it. I love it when it bounces around – we’ll try electricity, next month. I’ll make it dance. And you won’t be able to do a thing.”

“Okay, I will, I’ll do - ah - anything.”

“I know you will, sweetheart. Now play with your balls until you’re about to come. Until you would come, if you didn’t have that pesky little cock ring on. And tell me what you want me to do to you when I get home.”

“Let me – let me come. You will, I know you will – you – you love it when I – when I come for you. Been waiting for four days, I’m gonna – ah – I’m gonna come so much. And you’ll fuck me, I’ll be waiting for you, spread and wet and ready – I’ll have a toy buzzing in my ass, and you’ll pull it out, or – or maybe you won’t. No, you won’t, you’ll just shove in right next to it, and I’ll be screaming before you even start moving – ”

“Inflate the dildo.”

“Wh – what?”

“Grab the fucking blub, and squeeze it. It’s not that fucking hard. Grab it, and squeeze it. Twice.”

FUCK!”

“Now fuck yourself with it.”

“Oh, it’s so big – it’s too big, it’s bigger than you, almost.”

“Squeeze it until you know it’s bigger than me. That should take – what, three or four more? Count them off.”

“Okay, Peter. One. T – oh, fuck. Do I – do I have to keep fucking myself with it – while it – while it gets bigger?”

“Good job asking for clarification, Neal. Yes, you do have to keep fucking yourself with it. I believe you’re ready for three.”

“Okay, I’m – I’m ready, I’m going to - ngh, fuck, three, three, Peter.”

“Good boy. At least once more.”

“F – f – ah! Ah – oh, no, oh, god, right – right there, I’m – please, I need – I need – I waited so long, I – ”

“Was that four?”

Yes.”

“Good boy. I’m going to be there in – oh, about fifteen minutes. You grabbed the inflatable dildo that also vibrates, didn’t you?”

“…oh, Jesus. I can’t.”

“You can. Turn it on, put your hands behind your back, and wait for me. Say you’ll wait for me. I’ll wait for you to stop crying, I have all the time in the world, Neal. It just means you’ll have to wait a bit longer.”

“I’m – I’ll wait. I’ll wait for you. However long it takes.”

“Good boy.”

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Date: 2010-05-07 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themkshrine.livejournal.com
“Did it make your little dick hard?”

“Yes.”

“Say it.”

“It made my – my little dick hard.”


*Ka-POW THUD!!!!!!!!!*

That's me EXPLODING before I BLACK OUT!!!!!!!

Get your ass back on the Internet. NOW.

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Date: 2010-05-10 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
WHEE!

Thanks, bb! I think writing humiliation!kink has got me more intrigued by all the wonderful things that dirty-talk can do...

I AM BACK ON THE INTERNET NOW!

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Date: 2010-05-11 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themkshrine.livejournal.com
Those are still my favorite lines, but I'm also adding:

"sloppy hole" (IDE...fuck!!!)

and

"...they can’t tell how easily I can take you apart."

Oh yes. Mmm!

So glad you're back!!!

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Date: 2010-05-07 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] photoash.livejournal.com
*dies*

Umm... wow I have nothing coherent to say.... how did you make phonesex that is pure dialogue so freaking hot it was insane?!?!?!

AFJKLDAJFALSJKFLASDJFLAD O_O B! Geezus and you just typed this up 'real quick' !?

Neal is his good boy indeed!

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Date: 2010-05-07 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] photoash.livejournal.com
And the video -- and Neal being like "wow I didn't know you filmed that" and Peter *waiting while Neal cries* :D just... *dies* :)

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Date: 2011-04-29 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] photoash.livejournal.com
Dude I just reread this to use it as an example to someone and just O_O holy shit i'm at work and this is way to hot to read here O_O where's my bunk?!?!

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Date: 2010-05-07 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secretsolitaire.livejournal.com
UNNNF. Neal going incoherent is one of my favorite things. ;-)

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Date: 2010-05-10 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
Aw, thanks! It's one of my faves, too. :D

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Date: 2010-05-07 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] afiawri.livejournal.com
Whew. I didn't think I was a fan of phone sex- you changed my mind. Actaully, I think you blew my mind. With a vegence. Wow. That was superbly, delicously hot. Again: wow.

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Date: 2010-05-10 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
\o/

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

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Date: 2010-05-08 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] penguingal.livejournal.com
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS.

*ded*

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Date: 2010-05-10 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
YAY!

Thank you! :D

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Date: 2010-05-08 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiromirai.livejournal.com
I....wow.....yeah.....I didn't even like phone sex. *melted*

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Date: 2010-05-10 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
*laughs*

Thanks, bb! I'm glad you liked it. :D

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Date: 2010-05-11 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiromirai.livejournal.com
I went back and read the edit. I didn't think the fic could possibly get hotter. I was wrong. I'm going to go take a cold shower now, so I can go to work in 2 minutes. *shakes head sadly* I should have known better. XD

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Date: 2010-05-11 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
\o/

I hope you have DIRTY DIRTY THOUGHTS whilst you're in the shower. Have fun at work! ;-)

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Date: 2010-05-08 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimaiyat.livejournal.com
I, on the other hand, LOVE phone sex. So yeah. *applause*

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Date: 2010-05-10 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
*bows*

Thank you!!!!

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Date: 2010-05-08 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surreal-44.livejournal.com
Yay phone sex! One of my favorite kinks! I LOVED this. So, so, so hot.

And I love how even though Peter talks dirty to Neal, there's still that caring shining through.

And sneaky Peter is sneaky, the way he's having Neal fuck himself and he's on the way over.

...was Peter in a taxi, or was he talking dirty while he was driving, because that makes me worried for all the other drivers on the road. :-D

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Date: 2010-05-10 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
*laughs*

Thank you for the lovely review! I have clarified where Peter is in the revised version - for some reason, him driving around while Neal's on speakerphone, crying and begging, turns me on! So that's what's happening - even thought it is SO NOT RL SAFE.

Thank god for porn! :D

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Date: 2010-05-10 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimaiyat.livejournal.com
Peter's driving isn't so safe in the best of circumstances. :D

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Date: 2010-05-11 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
Good thing he has his Trusty Taurus!

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Date: 2010-05-08 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 4sakenmyself.livejournal.com
OMG I LOVE YOU! Phonesex was AWESOME!!!

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Date: 2010-05-10 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
THANK YOU! I'm glad you liked it! :D

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Date: 2010-05-08 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misura.livejournal.com
Loved the way you slipped in a dose of romance along with the hot, hot (and dialogue-only) sex; it was like icing on the cake.

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Date: 2010-05-10 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
Mmmm. Caaaaaaaaaaaake...

Thanks, bb! I'm so glad you liked it! :D

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Date: 2010-05-10 07:22 pm (UTC)
elrhiarhodan: (Neal - It's Huge!)
From: [personal profile] elrhiarhodan
I read this the first time on Friday night, at some friends' house...while they were watching Jeopardy. Their dog kept sniffing me. They were too busy with Alex and the dumb-ass celebs to realize I was reading porn on their couch.

But this version is even better...and I am glad I have a private office. I need to get a couch, though.

I'd love to read what happens when Peter walks in the door.

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Date: 2010-05-11 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
LMAO

iPhones have made for some lovely, lovely AWKWARDNESS. I know I can't wait when I see my fave authors have posted new smut...

THANK YOU! :D

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Date: 2010-05-10 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faemouse.livejournal.com
Wow. Um...dear god. I really need to stop reading your fic in public places because coffee houses tend to not have convienent bunks to lay down in.

Holy hell, you're lethal.

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Date: 2010-05-11 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
:D :D :D

I KILL WITH KINDNESS PORN!

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Date: 2010-05-10 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonia6349.livejournal.com
You are not a good person. You have set my lady parts on vibrate. Good fic, bad author. Very bad *-*.

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Date: 2010-05-11 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
:D :D :D

EXCELLENT!

Thank you for the lovely compliment/insult combo. Exactly what I was going for. :D

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Date: 2010-05-10 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surreal-44.livejournal.com
So I re-read your edit (oh darn, I had to read this story again. -sob-) and OMG, I love it even more. I LOVE PHONE SEX. PLEASE WRITE MORE.

Also: “I think you just missed being able to orgasm.” Best line ever. It made me laugh.

And...I know you're not a big fan of het, but I swear, the image of Peter and El with a strap-on doing double-penetration on Neal made me so hot.

I'm so greedy, and I know you're in MMOM, but if someday you get the chance to write that, I will officially love you for forever. <3 <3 As it is I'm already willing to have your children and offer up a kidney if you need one just so you can keep writing porn. :-D

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Date: 2010-05-11 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
Dude, that scene is totally already in one of my Sweet Charity fics, I just love it so much I wanted to reference it somewhere else... :D :D :D

I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT! WHEE!!!

Now I'm all inspired to go work on it more! Thank you. :D

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Date: 2010-05-11 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinky-sprite.livejournal.com
you hazed my brain... which I really couldnt afford LOL but now its all kink hazed and Ill never be able to consentrate!!

good story!

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Date: 2010-05-11 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
*laughs*

THANK YOU! :D

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Date: 2010-05-11 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaz-kat.livejournal.com
*claps hands in glee* Oh that was some tasty phone sex. Excellent, poor Neal, I almost feel sorry for him having to wait, almost.

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Date: 2010-05-11 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
*laughs*

I know what you mean! He suffers so prettily, and enjoys it so much... :D

Thank you so much!

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Date: 2010-05-16 12:49 am (UTC)
ext_99403: (Kika submissive)
From: [identity profile] zoi-no-miko.livejournal.com
I love your subby little Neal so much. Gorgeous stuff here. <3

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Date: 2010-05-23 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it.

Subby!Neal is my fave... *happy sigh*

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Date: 2010-06-04 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shingo-the-pest.livejournal.com
Oh god. This is, is too much. The dirty talk, the crying, the poor little ass hole stretched far too full... *dies*

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Date: 2011-01-17 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
(Embarrassingly belated reply sez:)

Thank you so much!!! So glad you liked it. :D :D :D

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Date: 2010-09-07 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-traveller.livejournal.com
It's not so much the phone sex as the fact that I AM A HUGE FAN OF DIRTY TALK. D/s dirty talk, especially. And this was hot and dirty and wonderful and just everything.....

(belated reply to say:)

Date: 2011-01-17 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
LMAO at your icon!

Thank you so much for the feedback, I'm so glad you liked the fic! :D

Re: (belated reply to say:)

Date: 2011-01-17 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-traveller.livejournal.com
LMAO at your icon!

Thank you-it's one of the ones I made myself and I'm particularly pleased with it:)

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Date: 2010-12-14 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prozacnuts.livejournal.com
Love it =) i have such a dirty talking kink but there is one thing. i think there's a small inconsistency about the cock ring.



“Put on the cockring. Then lube up the vibe, turn it on, and shove it up your greedy little hole. As fast as you can without hurting yourself. I want it on at full speed, Neal.”
........

“Love how you sound when you get too turned on to talk. And your voice is filling my car – gets me hard, thinking that none of these people know what I’m doing to you, they can’t tell how easily I can take you apart. Now - do you think you can put the cockring on without coming?”

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Date: 2011-02-14 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ckll.livejournal.com
Why this fic is so hot and so funny at some parts? *giggles*
Bossy Peter is the best!

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Date: 2011-06-01 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! :D