eyes closed, head first, can't lose

Title: Welcome Home
Author: hoosierbitch
For: theatregirl7299
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers: Season 4 finale
Content Advisory: Light BDSM (bondage)
Word Count: 2,700
Author's Note: This was written for wcpairings, which is run by the fabulous elrhiarhodan and rabidchild67. Also, thank you thank you thank you to ivorysilk, who wasn't a beta so much as the story’s therapist. I owe all the orgasms to her. (Which is a sentence I hope I have cause to use again in RL…)

Summary: When Peter is finally released from prison, Neal and Elizabeth take him home. (And then sex him up.)

( When they pick Peter up from prison he demands that they stop at Arby's to get curly fries. )

Title: Bruises
Author: hoosierbitch 
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 8,200
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Content Advisory: BDSM, handcuff!kink
Beta: The amazing, incomparable, patient, and benevolent ivorysilk.
Notes: This is my advent fic, but it’s also for doctor_fangeek. I know it’s late, bb, but here’s a fic just for you. ♥

Summary: Neal has a handcuff kink.

( There are bruises like bracelets around Neal’s wrists. )

Title: wish you were here
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Word Count: 5,300
Pairing: Alex/Neal/Peter, established Alex/Elizabeth/Neal/Peter
Warnings/Content: Spanking, threesomes and foursomes, D/s, double penetration, marathon sex, masturbation.
Notes: This was written for surreal_44  who made a very generous donation to help_midwest (a really really long time ago, I am so sorry, thank you for your patience, you are wonderful). She asked for Neal/Peter/Alex making a video for Elizabeth. Hope you enjoy!
Thanks: To the lovely ladies who brainstormed porn with me when I got stuck 300 words in: rabidchild67, daria234, photoash, and coffeethyme4me, and to elrhiarhodan for brainstorming and then betaing on top of that!

Summary: Elizabeth is out of town on business, so Peter, Neal, and Alex decide to send her a video. (Hint: it’s porn! \o/)

( “Here’s the deal,” Peter says, putting a hand over Neal’s protesting mouth. “Alex is in town for a few days, and we all miss you, and since we don’t want you to get lonely without us we thought we’d…make you a present.” )

Housekeeping note: I'm going to try to catch up on comments this weekend! I'm, um. A few months behind. :-/ My apologies to those of you who are about to be spammed with many, many dorkily spazztastic comment notifications. I hope the repetition doesn't make me seem insincere. I really am genuinely overwhelmed and flustered by positive feedback. If I put this in a comment  :D  it is only because it is a genuine reflection of my RL face. 

Other housekeeping things to get done this week: collect and repost fics from promptfests, sentence fest, and then also post them to comms! And post my last...three or four White Collar fics to comms, too. And also to AO3. I am really bad at that, for some reason. It feels...like. Like I'm saying: "DAMN, I think my fic is SO GOOD, look at me promote it! READ IT." When in fact my actual train of thought is "ohmygod, please please please don't everybody hate it." 

Project Honesty (aka "The Quest for Self-Esteem"), she is ongoing. 

ANYWHO. HERE IS SOME PORN! Originally posted for elrhiarhodan's Promptest V here! The prompt was "Peter - Leather." 

BWAHAHAHA.

Title: equilibrium
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Content Advisory: BDSM, spanking, leather. And, uh. Schmoop.

Summary: It's Neal's birthday, and Peter's got a few surprises for him...

( a new variety of normal )

Title: give it to you
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Content: Rough sex & BDSM gear!
Notes: Originally posted for Porn Battle XI here! The prompt word was collar. It has been cleaned up from its original posting. If you have no idea what a posture collar is, here's the wiki entry!

Summary: Peter likes Neal best when he's naked.

( i'll give it to you )