Title: my blindfold's on and you're still beautiful
Author: hoosierbitch 
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: El/Neal/Peter
Notes: This is for the lovely person who sent me such a wonderful plot bunny - thank you for the inspiration! And a big thank you to everyone who was so sweet and supportive today. Especially elrhiarhodan - I really appreciate the gift! I ♥ you all!

Summary: El and Neal give Peter a blowjob at the same time. That is all. \o/

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( Just trust us. )

Title: be all my sins remembered (aka: hamlet, the white collar remix)
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: R
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Word Count: 13,200

Acknowledgments: First and foremost, thank you, elrhiarhodan, for bidding on me and for making such a generous donation to Sweet Charity (and then for being so flexible on the prompt!). I hope you like your fic! This story is by far the longest continuous narrative that I’ve ever written – I know it’s far from perfect, but I hope you enjoy it. ♥ I also owe huge thanks to all the folks at fic_finishing – without your support, I never would have gotten this finished! ashcat and bientot were amazing first readers, your cheerleading kept me motivated. (Special thanks to bientot for Satchmo’s name!) And last but not least, thank you, afiawri, for the insightful betaing! The many remaining mistakes are all mine.

Notes: This entire fic is full of historical inaccuracies. Some, like increasing the length of the rehearsal process, I made intentionally - most are just because I didn't have the time to do more research into the minutiae of the time period. Working from this article, it doesn't seem that out of the question that people of color would be employed at a place like The Globe, or that June couldn't have been the landlady for property that she inherited from her husband (working from this website). So Jones, Cruz, and June are in more-or-less their canonical roles.

Disclaimer: Obviously, the quotes from the play (and the title) are Shakespeare's, just as the show belongs to Eastin and USA. You don’t have to be familiar with Hamlet to enjoy this fic, but if you want to refresh your memory, the full text can be found here.

Warnings: Rampant historical inaccuracy.

Summary: Peter never thought he’d see Neal Caffrey again after his fall from grace and departure from the stage. But when The Globe needs a new lead actress, Neal may be his only choice.

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LJ: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

DW: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

Title: crawl under my skin
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Series: Horrible Pleasure part 1 / part 2 / Part 3 (Or you can find the entire piece at AO3)
Warnings: Piercing kink (and related minor bloodplay), painplay.
Notes: Ash - I am sorry that this took me so long to finish! I hope you like it! Thank you for being such a wonderful, amazing, supportive friend.

Summary: Now take your clothes off and get on your goddamn knees, or I'll spank you so hard you won't be able to sit down without screaming.

( He’d be lying if he said he hadn’t been looking forward to this. )

Title: When You're Good to Mama (the Grateful Remix)
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: R
Pairing: June/Neal
Spoilers: Up the end of Season 1.
Warnings: Dubious consent, sort of - feel free to email/PM me if you have questions you need answered before you read it!
Notes: This was written for Remix...Redux. It's based on a fabulous fic by zvi - you don't need to read the original in order to understand this, but I highly recommend you check it out - her June/Neal stories are amazing. I was incredibly nervous about writing this fic - it's not a pairing I ever would ever have written on my own, and the original is so wonderfully balanced that I didn't think I'd be able to do it justice. I ended up having a blast with it, and I hope the final product turned out okay! Huge thanks to ashcat, who was an amazing beta, and helped me whip this into shape. 

Summary: Peter gave him $700 and a slap on the back. June gave him a choice.

( Be good to Mama. )

OMG. REMIX IS THE MOST FUN EVER.

I got TWO remixes written for me instead of one! I don't know how or why (happy accident, or good karma?) - but they are both AMAZING. And they are both based on the same fic, so I'm going to Talk About Remixing! :D

Apparently something about Five Things Jones and Cruz Learned About Neal Caffrey screams REMIX ME! Both remixers approached it in very different ways - and I think it really illustrates some of the different ways people define remixing for themselves. IDK, I think I figured out some of it as I went along, from writing and reading other (smarter) folks' metas on the subject. SO I'M GOING TO RAMBLE ABOUT IT WHILE I FLAIL ABOUT HOW AMAZING BOTH OF THESE STORIES ARE.

The first fic is Social Security (Spun with Sugar Remix), and what the remixer did is take one of the parts that I told from Lauren's pov and tell it through Neal's. We get to see some moments with Peter and Jones that were mentioned but not shown, and (because Neal is exactly the kind of character you can do this with) they told a very different story. They added a fascinating separation between what Neal was doing, and what he was thinking - he's got his own angle that he's playing, a hidden meaning and purpose behind every action. This Neal is smart, manipulative, witty, and very calculating.

So this remix took the original fic, took the major plot points, and took the: 'if I wrote these plot events, what story would I be telling?' approach. And it's really, really brilliant. YOU SHOULD GO READ IT.

The second fic is 50 Things (Bits and Pieces Remix), and this remixer took a very different approach - they've created all these new, amazing lists of moments that fill out the original piece. The original fic was entirely from Jones' and Cruz's pov, and this fic includes the perspectives of Elizabeth, Neal, and Peter, as well as more from Jones and Cruz. They delve into all these wonderful little moments, giving depth to details I barely noticed when I was writing, and fleshed out the existing story in a brilliant way.

It's fifty different things - and they're all incredibly well written. I laughed, I teared up, I got sad-puppy-eyes, and thinky-eyebrow-creases while reading it. Seriously. Guys. YOU SHOULD GO READ IT.

Remixers - thank you so much, I could not be more thrilled with what you're written. I can't wait for the reveal, when I can flail at you in person!

(And, um. Both the people that I remixed for seem to really like their fics. Which makes me very happy, because I was so nervous. But apparently, they're not full of suck. So. :D)

So I start my new job today, and it's a work-from-home-thing. And I was setting up all my phone/computer equipment, and, uh, this is what was going through my head:

( Cut for, um, crack. \o/ )

This is a sequel to "let fall your horrible pleasure." I've been promising ashcat a sequel for...two months, now. I am terribly sorry that it has taken me so long! This would probably not be in two parts, except for I have to pack and leave, um, NOW, and won't have consistent internet again until Sunday. (Hopefully, I'll get to cafe to post MMOM, I am DETERMINED  to do every day). There's at least one more part - what happens after Peter takes Neal upstairs (hint:it involves a very creative use of Satchmo's leash), and a time-stamp in the future where Neal gets his nipples pierced.

You don't have to read the first story to read this one, but it will make a bit more sense if you do!

Also - I  do lowercase titles a lot. It is not because I trying to be poetic or pretentious - it is, in fact, for two much stupider reasons. Firstly, I can never remember which words to capitalize. You? My? The? IDK. Secondly, when I  read words that are capitalized, my mental voice thinks they are Very Important. Which is not usually what I, as an author, intend. Just thought I'd share that, so y'all don't think I  am trying to Make a Point (A? Do I capitalize A? IT IS A MYSTERY TO ME). 

Title: i'll take your hand, you'll scream my name
Series: Piercing, Part 1 / Part 2
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Peter/Neal
Warnings: D/S, piercing!kink
Word Count: 2,000
Notes: In some of my other fics, I have dealt much more realistically with new BDSM relationships. In this story, the relationship progresses much faster than (I would hope) it would in RL. I just couldn't wait any longer to get to the fucking!

Summary: First, Peter bent him over the sink in the bathroom and made him come so hard he blacked out. Then, he took him out for sandwiches.

( I think we're doing this backwards. )

Title: Marking
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Warning: D/S, watersports
Notes: originally written for themkshrine when she was having a bad day - but asimaiyat, I am working on your birthday fic, I promise! Hopefully it'll be my MMOM fic for day three or four. :D

Summary: Watersports! \o/

( Neal's never seen Peter more desperate. )