eyes closed, head first, can't lose

Housekeeping note: I'm going to try to catch up on comments this weekend! I'm, um. A few months behind. :-/ My apologies to those of you who are about to be spammed with many, many dorkily spazztastic comment notifications. I hope the repetition doesn't make me seem insincere. I really am genuinely overwhelmed and flustered by positive feedback. If I put this in a comment  :D  it is only because it is a genuine reflection of my RL face. 

Other housekeeping things to get done this week: collect and repost fics from promptfests, sentence fest, and then also post them to comms! And post my last...three or four White Collar fics to comms, too. And also to AO3. I am really bad at that, for some reason. It feels...like. Like I'm saying: "DAMN, I think my fic is SO GOOD, look at me promote it! READ IT." When in fact my actual train of thought is "ohmygod, please please please don't everybody hate it." 

Project Honesty (aka "The Quest for Self-Esteem"), she is ongoing. 

ANYWHO. HERE IS SOME PORN! Originally posted for elrhiarhodan's Promptest V here! The prompt was "Peter - Leather." 

BWAHAHAHA.

Title: equilibrium
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Content Advisory: BDSM, spanking, leather. And, uh. Schmoop.

Summary: It's Neal's birthday, and Peter's got a few surprises for him...

( a new variety of normal )

So I've been in a bit of a dry spell the past few days, writing wise, and I thought that I would write some filthy porn to get started up again! :D 

Title: Bad Cop, Good Criminal
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: El/Neal/Peter
Warnings: D/s, painplay.
Notes: This is a single-line extra for kink_bingo! The squares are: film/photography, authority figures, pervertibles, and phone sex. For the middle square I chose painplay.

Summary: Uh. The title and the kink list really say it all...

( So - I'm a lieutenant? )

Title: crawl under my skin
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Series: Horrible Pleasure part 1 / part 2 / Part 3 (Or you can find the entire piece at AO3)
Warnings: Piercing kink (and related minor bloodplay), painplay.
Notes: Ash - I am sorry that this took me so long to finish! I hope you like it! Thank you for being such a wonderful, amazing, supportive friend.

Summary: Now take your clothes off and get on your goddamn knees, or I'll spank you so hard you won't be able to sit down without screaming.

( He’d be lying if he said he hadn’t been looking forward to this. )