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Date: 2010-04-05 10:33 pm (UTC)
OF COURSE I AM PROVIDING THE PORN.

I was actually writing porn when I got the phone call. Dirty dirty spanking porn. I was trying to decide what adjectives to use - was Neal's a dark red? Cherry red? Angry red? Was it, perhaps, bruised - RING!

FML. HARD. WITH A STRAP-ON.
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