Apr. 19th, 2010

Five Acts

Apr. 19th, 2010 10:49 pm
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SO! There's a really fun meme going around where you post your five favorite acts (sex acts, not plays, althought that would be an awesome meme, too! :D). And then list pairings/fandoms you like to read.

So you post your list, then you go around and write comment fic for other people, and hopefully, someone will come write YOU a fic or two! Because PORN BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER. [...literal!lol]

Here's the original meme, if you want to go check it out and look at the comprehensive list of everyone who's playing along at home! :D

My list, in no particular order:

1. Nervous sex (where one partner is scared/nervous/unsure about what they're doing, and the other partner(s) relax them, and calm them down, and take their time).

2. Hardcore BDSM. Not, like, "oh, spanking you with my hand is fun!" but, like: here is the special equipment we ordered from that website, it's bleeding time now! Whipping, electricity, asphyxiation, gags, crops, FUCKING MACHINES.

3. Size-differential kink. Where one partner's bigger/stronger than another. (Lots of (wo)manhandling is a plus! :D)

4. Ass...filling? I don't know how to describe this one, actually! Double-penetration, fisting, anal beads - stretching the limits of what one's body can take.

5. Desperate, desperate sex. Been-waiting-for-this-for-days sex, end-of-the-world sex, rip-your-clothes-off fuck-me-now sex. Where both (all) partners are just starving for each other.

Fandoms/pairings:

White Collar: El/Peter/Neal, Neal/Moz, Neal/Kate
Leverage: Eliot/Hardison/Parker (bottom!Eliot preferred)
Dark Angel: Alec/anyone
Friday Night Lights: Riggins/any(every)one (I WILL SELL MY SOUL FOR FNL PORN)
Star Trek: Kirk/Spock, Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/Uhura

That was fun! Now: off to comment porn all over the place! WHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

(In other news: HOW COOL IS DREAMWIDTH? It's fun, easy to use, and, it's totally easy to move over from LJ and xpost everything! PLUS: they don't violate your privacy! It's almost as cool as TWIX! Or white chocolate Hershey kisses! Huh. I really want dessert now...)