my life in bullet points

[hoosierbitch]

1. Someone wrote an extra story for me in the [Poll #1757588]AND FINALLY: THE AUCTION! It closes...today? Sometime? GET YOUR LAST BIDS IN! Here's the c/p'd info about my thread/the whole shebang: there is a charity auction! I'm offering a fic! I forgot to put minimum word count on there, so: I've only written one charity fic that fit under 2k before (and that was one thousand cranes, which I think was an okay exception). Most end up over 5k. You can check out my writing for: chatities tag to see the kind of work I do for this sort of set-up. 

Here's all of the deets from my thread:

User Name: hoosierbitch 
Email: whoisyourb [at] gmail [dot] com
LJ Examples of your work: All of my fics, and fics written just for charities.
Fandoms you'll write: White Collar, Glee, Merlin, Star Trek (Reboot), Sky High, Friday Night Lights, Leverage, Doctor Who.
Pairings you'll write: List and further explanation at my Five Acts post here. I'm willing to stretch myself when it comes to charity fics, though, so if you want something that's not on the list, just shoot me an email or PM! :-)
Starting Bid: $5.

If anyone else wants to volunteer some talents or bid on some awesome stuff: here's the fic post, crafts/postcards, art. Here's the intro post with info about places to donate, and here's the FAQ. If anyone else is offering, please feel free to link and promote your threads in the comments here! 

Comments

[coffeethyme4me.livejournal.com]

"Is your poll some sort of abbreviated personality quiz?? Because, hypothetically, what if one chose porstar AU and dildos? Just wondering."

One would get friends like ME! \o/ Hi, I'm Coffee. I like Matt and Tim as porn stars with dildos (and sometimes air conditioning).

[aisle-one.livejournal.com]

Or sometimes with broken air conditioning? Because, you know, sweat...and clothes sticking to sweaty bodies...and sweaty bedsheets. Hypothetically, of course. And, hey, hi! I've seen your comments in our mutual friends' journals. :) We should be friends, too, lol.

[coffeethyme4me.livejournal.com]

I agree completely about the sweaty! (Hence the "sometimes".) And yes! Please do friend! I'll friend you back for sure. :-)

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

So. Hot. Around 100 with humidity.

Have never felt less sexy.

Will maybe try and write sexy-cold-shower fic in my head as I finish up the day.

[coffeethyme4me.livejournal.com]

I remember those midwest summers. I do indeed. If it makes you feel any better, although it's not humid here, we had 97 the other day and no A/C in the car, so, like, do you know what I mean when I say swamp ass?

Yeah.

Not sexeh.

[aisle-one.livejournal.com]

Awesome. I've always had a kinship with people who have a special love for pornstarAUs and dildos.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

If there's one thing I've learned from the Internet, it's this: porn friends are the BEST friends.

[aisle-one.livejournal.com]

Word. ♥

[coffeethyme4me.livejournal.com]

Double word. \o/