FIC REC: CAKE OR DEATH

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ivorysilk WROTE ME wcpairings FIC

AND IT'S TITLED "CAKE OR DEATH"

WHICH IS FROM EDDIE IZZARD

AND THEN IT JUST GETS BETTER AFTER THAT. 

HERE IS SOME OF IT:

As soon as Elizabeth Burke left the shop, Mozzie turned to him and hissed, "You are way out of your league."

Neal smiled. "Oh, harmless flirting. It’s like a dance."

“No,” snapped Mozzie. “Her husband is an FBI agent. There is no dance. You better not even be on her dance card. No dancing for you.”

So, Neal and Moz run The Greatest Cake bakery, and Elizabeth's catering company uses them for their events--and she goes in one day, and meets their lovely eccentric chef. 

Neal bakes naked, Moz goes through his white period, Peter needs reassurance and then gets a cake pop, and Elizabeth is a BAMF. This alternative canon is smart, and it's got these great shout-outs to the original pilot, and I just need for there to be more of it because it's so fucking good. 

YOU SHOULD READ IT. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M SO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY