I'll take "inconvenient breakdowns" for 500, Alex.

Dear car,

I know it's cold. I would rather be in bed under blankets too! I'm sorry I forced you out of the driveway and into the freezing unknown of the rest of the world.

So if you'll TURN BACK ON, I'll drive you straight back home. I promise.

(It doesn't help that the power just went out for this entire area & there's nowhere warm I can wait while making TOW ME TO SAFETY! calls.)

Please, car? Retty, pretty please?

Lovelovepleasepleaseplease,
HB

AW NOW THERE'S TWO BIRDS CHILLIN' ON MY WINDSHIELD WIPER. #silverlining