eyes closed, head first, can't lose

Title: wish you were here
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Word Count: 5,300
Pairing: Alex/Neal/Peter, established Alex/Elizabeth/Neal/Peter
Warnings/Content: Spanking, threesomes and foursomes, D/s, double penetration, marathon sex, masturbation.
Notes: This was written for surreal_44  who made a very generous donation to help_midwest (a really really long time ago, I am so sorry, thank you for your patience, you are wonderful). She asked for Neal/Peter/Alex making a video for Elizabeth. Hope you enjoy!
Thanks: To the lovely ladies who brainstormed porn with me when I got stuck 300 words in: rabidchild67, daria234, photoash, and coffeethyme4me, and to elrhiarhodan for brainstorming and then betaing on top of that!

Summary: Elizabeth is out of town on business, so Peter, Neal, and Alex decide to send her a video. (Hint: it’s porn! \o/)

( “Here’s the deal,” Peter says, putting a hand over Neal’s protesting mouth. “Alex is in town for a few days, and we all miss you, and since we don’t want you to get lonely without us we thought we’d…make you a present.” )

Title: a filthy kind of beautiful
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Word Count: 4,600
Notes: This was written for a prompt on glee_kink_meme: Blaine loves eating out Kurt's boypussy, but what he enjoys most is sliding his fingers in to him to rub, stroke and press gently against Kurt's hymen, because he totally gets off on knowing that he's the one that gets to break it one day.
Beta: The extraordinary coffeethyme4me, who has been working overtime the past couple of days. Thanks, darling. :-)

Summary: Kurt's not like other boys.

( Get filthy. )

Housekeeping note: I'm going to try to catch up on comments this weekend! I'm, um. A few months behind. :-/ My apologies to those of you who are about to be spammed with many, many dorkily spazztastic comment notifications. I hope the repetition doesn't make me seem insincere. I really am genuinely overwhelmed and flustered by positive feedback. If I put this in a comment  :D  it is only because it is a genuine reflection of my RL face. 

Other housekeeping things to get done this week: collect and repost fics from promptfests, sentence fest, and then also post them to comms! And post my last...three or four White Collar fics to comms, too. And also to AO3. I am really bad at that, for some reason. It feels...like. Like I'm saying: "DAMN, I think my fic is SO GOOD, look at me promote it! READ IT." When in fact my actual train of thought is "ohmygod, please please please don't everybody hate it." 

Project Honesty (aka "The Quest for Self-Esteem"), she is ongoing. 

ANYWHO. HERE IS SOME PORN! Originally posted for elrhiarhodan's Promptest V here! The prompt was "Peter - Leather." 

BWAHAHAHA.

Title: equilibrium
Author: hoosierbitch
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Content Advisory: BDSM, spanking, leather. And, uh. Schmoop.

Summary: It's Neal's birthday, and Peter's got a few surprises for him...

( a new variety of normal )

Title: beg me for it
Author: hoosierbitch 
For: photoash 
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal/Peter
Warnings/Triggers/Content: BDSM, RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink), rough sex, dirty talk, spanking, lots of sex toys.
Summary: Peter gives Neal what he needs.
Author’s Note: Thank you to the mods of whitecollarswap for organizing this! Ash - I adore you, and I hope you like your filthy filthy porn!

 

( Beg for it )