i blame joss whedon

[hoosierbitch]

No, seriously. Will someone tell my brain that it should stop wandering off and reading Avengers fic and planning the Natasha & Clint BFF fic where they're totes in platonic love and instead WRITE THE PAPER THAT'S DUE IN TWELVE HOURS? (Twelve hours with a four-hour chunk taken out for a different final, because, yeah, STUPID BRAIN.)

*spasm*

FOCUS, B. 

FOCUS. 

I had a prof in undergrad who was from...Croatia?...and whenever he said 'focus' it sounded like 'fuck us' and sometimes he would yell it really loudly and

TOO MUCH CAFFEINE, NOT ENOUGH INTEREST IN MY PAPER. 

Clint & Natasha, sitting in a tree, g-o-s-s-i-p-i-n-g. First comes tequila, then comes couch snuggling, then comes hiding in ventilation shafts and baking and filling out mission reports together (BECAUSE IN MY HEADCANON CLINT NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL AND HAS TROUBLE WRITING BECAUSE IT IS ALL OF MY KINKS) and also Coulson is their secret favorite only it's not a secret

WHY DOES MY BRAIN HATE/LOVE ME SO MUCH?

[I have an Avengers tag now. BWAHAHAHA!]

Comments

[marbleglove]

I hope your finals went well and now I really want to read your Natasha and Clint are BFFs fic. Please?

[monkeyonthelam.livejournal.com]

You can do that while I imagine Tony poking Bruce with more pointy things. Don't you know that all grad school papers are meant to be written the night before? That's what I always thought. Good luck with the end of your semester.

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

I am blaming Joss for so much right now. Including making me want Steve/Thor and Tony/Bruce. I was all about the Steve/Tony! Do not give me other choices! *Shakes fist at Joss!*

This may mean I have to start thinking about Steve/Thor/Tony/Bruce and hell throw in Natasha and Clint too.

[rabidchild.livejournal.com]

What she said! I was kind of missing the Tony/Steve slash in this flick, but was totally loving the Tony/Bruce. And I think I need some Hulk/Thor non-con....

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

I need an Avengers icon!

But, yeah, focus! :D

[izzyfics.livejournal.com]

I would read the hell out of some Clint and Natasha BFF fic!

*not helpful*

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

I WOULD READ THIS FIC SO HARD THE COMPUTER WOULD BURST INTO FLAMES

THEIR BROMANCE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BROMANCE

[arsenicjade.livejournal.com]

Shut up. Clint and Tasha just had to cagefight and they're both FUCKED UP. It's okay, tho, b/c Coulson is going to the best dad ever. (He's Sara's Fibbie partner. No, for reals.)

Ion, you're not allowed to write that until you write something else.

Ioon, ICON.

[jan-rea.livejournal.com]

I totally blame Joss Whedon, because seriously, my finals start next week and my brain is so scrambled by all the squee-ing and flailing over The Avengers that I can't stop reading fanfics...!!!

Also, all the Tony/Bruce and Tony & Bruce Brotp FEELS. Though Steve/Tony will forever be my OTP.

P.S: Clint & Natasha would totally have awesome BAMF friendship going on between them. <3

[(Anonymous)]

(BECAUSE IN MY HEADCANON CLINT NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL AND HAS TROUBLE WRITING BECAUSE IT IS ALL OF MY KINKS)

This is now my kink too. Ahhhhhhh.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

I am currently 2k into a 'Clint has un-diagnosed dyslexia' fic.

YAY KINK SHARING! :D :D :D :D :D