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[personal profile] hoosierbitch
Unfortunately, I dropped my iPhone in the toilet a few days ago. Fortunately, I was then able to make a lot of bad jokes about things not going swimmingly! Unfortunately, my sense of humor, she is not what she should be. Fortunately, I stuck it in a bag of rice right away! Unfortunately, it did not get better. /o\ Fortunately, there's an upgrade available on my family's AT&T plan! Unfortunately, everyone except for my father uses the upgrades to replace killed/drowned/run-over/lost phones, so, since Dad's responsible, he's been stuck with his crappy (but functional) phone for yeeeeeeeeeeeeears. It's a flip phone that autocorrects 'you' to 'yot.'

Fortunately/Unfortunately is a fun theatre game. Just FYI.

Question for those of you with iPhones: Is the iPhone 4S worth the extra money, instead of getting an iPhone 4? Do you actually use Siri? I think I'd get the upgrade mostly for the camera (which, dudes, the amount of photos I lost with my old phone is ridiculous).

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 17


Phone to buy?

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iPhone 4
2 (14.3%)

iPhone 4S
5 (35.7%)

Other AT&T phone
2 (14.3%)

Phones give you ear cancer.
1 (7.1%)

Goddamn capitalist sons of a bitches!
4 (28.6%)

Tickytickytickyticky

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I had a tick on my hand once.
3 (23.1%)

It was gross.
3 (23.1%)

I ran around screaming for a while when I saw it.
3 (23.1%)

It made me feel bad for dogs who get ticks.
6 (46.2%)

They can't use tweezers to pull them off because they have no fingers.
7 (53.8%)

Favorite h/c theme:

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Issues of insecurity
2 (11.8%)

Comfort after emotional injury
6 (35.3%)

Whumpwhumpwhumpwhumpwhump
4 (23.5%)

Comfort after physical injury
3 (17.6%)

Other, which you'll talk about in comments...?
2 (11.8%)

Pick a kink, any (of these five) kink(s):

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Orgasm control
4 (26.7%)

Use of toys
1 (6.7%)

Oversensitivity
2 (13.3%)

First time sex
6 (40.0%)

D/s
2 (13.3%)

I put _____ in my burritos:

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Beans! Beans?
2 (12.5%)

The special beans!
5 (31.2%)

I haven't seen Into the Woods so that joke doesn't make sense!
4 (25.0%)

Salsa
3 (18.8%)

There's not enough literary criticism and/or penis in this poll.
10 (62.5%)


There's a poll in the DW entry, so go over there if you like clicky boxes and/or burritos.

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Date: 2012-06-19 02:08 pm (UTC)
petra: Barbara Gordon smiling knowingly (Default)
From: [personal profile] petra
BANG! CRASH! The lightning flashed!

*ahem* So sorry to hear about the demise of your phone.

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Date: 2012-06-19 02:15 pm (UTC)
backinblack: (glee: Chris is composed.)
From: [personal profile] backinblack
I am basically a sucker for ANY h/c scenario, so it doesn't... really matter to me? I do enjoy a lot of it post-physical injury/abuse, but everything else is golden. The only issue I ever have is if I'm reading, say, a rape h/c fic (or other serious abuse!hurt) that is CLEARLY MEANT TO JUST BE ~HEALING COCK.~ No. I want comfort, but I don't just want healing sex. A certain amount of h/c is gratuitous, but I'd like not to feel CHEAP and SHALLOW as I read. So: h/c yay, h/c for the pure sake of healing cock, hell to the no.

And as for kinks, THOSE WERE MOSTLY MY FAVORITES IDK??? I am a huuuuuge sucker for first time fics/stories. HUGE. I actually usually don't like established relationship/sexual relationship for that reason, unless it's an author I like or has something really compelling to lure me in. But yeah everything on that list makes me super happy, especially orgasm control and oversensitivity. CAN WE HAVE ALL OF IT IN ONE FIC? Although to do that for first time would be weird. Doable. But weird.

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Date: 2012-06-19 02:37 pm (UTC)
casspeach: (Default)
From: [personal profile] casspeach
All of this. I couldn't finish filling in the poll because I was all 'why are they radio buttons?? Don't make me choooooose'

And then 'hmm, I wonder if you could get all those kinks into one fic?'

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Date: 2012-06-19 02:44 pm (UTC)
backinblack: dapper motherfucker (Default)
From: [personal profile] backinblack
I'm sitting around trying to think of write for a mini-big bang for my fandom and I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING so my brain was like I COULD DO ALL THOSE KINKS????????????????? lol lolollll.

Picking my 'favorites' was like Sophie's Choice, not gonna lie.

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Date: 2012-06-19 02:48 pm (UTC)
backinblack: dapper motherfucker (Default)
From: [personal profile] backinblack
I'M GOING TO WRITE A MINIMUM 5K FIC WHERE KURT AND BLAINE HAVE SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND IT'S D/S, AND THERE'S TOYS, AND ORGASM CONTROL, AND OVERSENSITIVITY.

SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE THAT MIGHT BE A BIT MUCH. IDK. but some part of me waaaants it.

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Date: 2012-06-19 02:52 pm (UTC)
backinblack: dapper motherfucker (Default)
From: [personal profile] backinblack
Super speed makes Kurt reconsider his "no silly I don't need a safe word! what is that! that sounds foolish!" stance.

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Date: 2012-06-19 02:59 pm (UTC)
casspeach: (Default)
From: [personal profile] casspeach
Do it!

I am absolutely positive there is an audience for it.

Mainly because I am in it :-)

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Date: 2012-06-19 02:57 pm (UTC)
casspeach: (Default)
From: [personal profile] casspeach
I actually used up all of my leechblock time trying to decide which was my favourite for both, and have had to switch to my phone to make this comment. Which does not negate the point of having leechblock on my computer at all, so there!

Also I think the story I'm writing now may have all of those kinks in one way or another, if I could just make myself damn well write it. And that may be why I am struggling to write it actually. Apparently my id is kinda shy!

Sorry about your phone. I have a 4s that I think is wonderful, but I went from an iPhone 3 which had a shattered screen for the last two months of its life, so anything would have been an improvement over the shards of glass in my fingers every time I used it!

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Date: 2012-06-19 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Lol at sunblock for leeches. Do you think they buddy up? 'can someone get my sucker for me?' type of thing?

It's an add-on for Firefox that let's you lock yourself out of websites that you use for procrastinating. I allow myself 12 minutes out of every hour for faffing about and the other 48 mins of each hour I can't access dreamwidth, LJ etc.

This isn't the dyslexia fic no, this is the kinkmeme fill I thought I could just dash off before I knuckles down to the dyslexia fic *headdesk*. It's amtdi. How was I supposed to resist??

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Date: 2012-06-19 03:31 pm (UTC)
swingandswirl: text 'tammy' in white on a blue background.  (Default)
From: [personal profile] swingandswirl
Aargh b why you make me choose? I like ALL THE KINKS.

re: the phone, I would get the 4s, if only because Apple is going to keep making software upgrades and each progressive version of iOS is going to require a lot more from the hardware, so you're better off getting the newest model so that you can keep up.

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Date: 2012-06-19 03:41 pm (UTC)
surreal_44: (Default)
From: [personal profile] surreal_44
Cell phones drive me crazy, so I am not the best person to ask about that kind of thing. -grin- I have like a step above the most basic of cell phones. :p Sorry about your cell phone, though. :/

I like first time sex, because it can be really angsty or really funny, or both. I really, really want someone to write first time Peter/Neal/Elizabeth, with Peter as a bottom, but I don't think there's anyone in the universe who will write it...and I've discovered that I don't like sex enough to bother writing it anymore.

My porn button is broken. :-(

The only porn I read any more is "Wish You Were Here", and I will probably read anything else you might write in that verse. \o/

Also, ticks are gross and I just had to work on getting one off my cat earlier this week. Gross. :-(

As for h/c tropes, I love whump. I especially love head injury whump that leads to amnesia. \o/ I don't know why; but I love those stories. I have like five from different fandoms that are in my files to write, but I'm like, "What does this say about me?" that I have so many. -grin-
Edited Date: 2012-06-19 03:42 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2012-06-19 06:11 pm (UTC)
surreal_44: (Default)
From: [personal profile] surreal_44
Well, good luck with the phone. ;-)

As for first time sex, my love of that particular kink started in high school, when I started reading romance novels. I still have my very first romance novel, and even though it is dreadful, I will never give it up. -grin-

I know bottom!Peter isn't your thing...I am one of the few and proud lovers of a submissive!bottom!Peter. -smushes him-

I hope you do write your first-time-Neal fic...but then again, I'm not even picky about virginal-first-time...I like the exploration of people becoming intimate for the first time. \o/ There's something sweet and silly and frightening about it all at once.

-porn button is poked- I think I need to research porn again and see if that puts me in the mood to write it. I really need to finish up some stories (so, so many stories -facepalm- I am a horrible writer!)

I'm so flattered that you liked "Wish You Were Here" so much, I'm really proud of that one. :-)

It is my favorite of all favorites. I love the interplay between Alex, Peter and Neal. I love how El feels about them. I just....love the whole thing. I will never stop loving it. I have it saved everywhere, in case the internets dies, or my computer dies, or something horrible happens and lj goes away or....

Some people prepare for the end of the world by stocking up food and ammunition. I save porn. \o/

I hope you have fun working on your legion of amnesia fics!!

I can't, I can't, I can't. I have to work on my giant cross-over fic. My beta hated the chapter I wrote, so I'm trying to rewrite it (and failing miserably). I want to be a writer again, but apparently THAT button is broken too. -le sigh-

But it's ok. Eventually, some day, maybe I'll get it done. Right?

Oh, what is a Siri? I saw it mentioned before and I don't know what it is. Do phones talk now? Yes, I'm that out of the loop.

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Date: 2012-06-19 01:45 pm (UTC)
embroiderama: (White Collar - Neal h/c)
From: [personal profile] embroiderama
Favorite h/c theme: siiiiiiick-fic! Comfort during/after sickness. LOVE.

Also Into the Woods! Awesome. I saw that in 8th grade, with Phylicia Rashad playing the witch, so that musical is inextricably intertwined with The Cosby Show in my head. ;)

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Date: 2012-06-19 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiick fic = yes. Chicken soup and pillow fluffing and everything. :-)

Phylicia Rashad as the witch sounds like it would be amazing. I've only seen her in the TV version of "Raisin in the Sun," but she was awesome.

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Date: 2012-06-19 03:03 pm (UTC)
embroiderama: (Default)
From: [personal profile] embroiderama
In retrospect, I wish we'd gone when Bernadette Peters was still in the role, but at the time I was SUPER impressed at being in a theater with the Cosby Show mom. *looks at your profile* Oh my, you were less than a year old then. Oops.

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Date: 2012-06-19 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
Ack! I hadn't meant to put my birthyear up in my profile! Must've been looking for entrance into an 18+ comm and unlocked it...

ANYWHO. The Bernadette Peters Into the Woods is up on Netflix instant watch!

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Date: 2012-06-19 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ivorysilk
I do not have Siri, but I do not conceivably understand how anything could make the awesome that is my iphone better. I am considering the iphone 4S for my parents, though, since the more automated the better for them. For me, I am quite satisfied with what I have, and learning more technology is never a good idea ...

So my vote, get the 4S--it's cheaper and usually free now with most plans. (at least up here)

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Date: 2012-06-19 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
My iPhone 4 did more than enough for me (it was beautiful, and--and--I MISS IT SO MUCH). But the caaamera on the 4S. And also I used the GPS on it more than pretty much anything else (...except for email and Netflix), and so the voice guide on that would be pretty great. Especially while I'm in Foreign Lands. (...I say, to the person who's travelling internationally...)

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Date: 2012-06-19 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ivorysilk
(not on DW, so you get a comment! Also, I wanna play theatre games!!) Also, totally sympathize with losing the photos. You might be able to transfer things?? My old phone died, but I was able to transfer stuff to the new one at the store with some store machine.
Edited Date: 2012-06-19 02:06 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2012-06-19 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
It is a v. good theatre game. I KNOW ALL THE GAMES NOW. O.o

I hope I'll be able to transfer them--I'll bring it in store with me. (Oh, my god, the amount of ridic fandom photos I have saved on there...*shames*)

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Date: 2012-06-19 02:54 pm (UTC)
elrhiarhodan: (Default)
From: [personal profile] elrhiarhodan
So sorry about your phone. But if you keep it in the rice long enough, it may get dry enough to work - just to get the photos off.

I love Siri, except when she's a bitch and doesn't want to understand me. The camera is tots awesome, too.

Good luck!

(keeps fingers crossed for you)

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Date: 2012-06-19 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
I'll bring it into the store with me and see if they can get anything off of it; it's been in the rice for over two days now.

I think I'mma pony up and get the 4S. :-)

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Date: 2012-06-19 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com
I dropped my iPhone in the movie theater the first time I saw Avengers and cracked the glass -- it was old, so I did upgrade.

I don't...use Siri at all, really. I don't know if it's worth it unless you use it for directions and things/live in a big city, which I don't. (Though it might come in handy on trips.) And there's a map function anyway and other apps, so...

Oh, I recommend the LIFEPROOF iphone case. It's less bulky than some other cases, and I am freaking clumsy and drop my phone a lot. (My old one was out of the case when I broke it.) It's also waterproof for short periods.

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Date: 2012-06-21 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
I got the iPhone 4S, but mostly for the camera, b/c I really do take a lot of pics with it.

I'm probably going to get the lifeproof case, but otterbox is releasing a new waterproof case in, like, 4 days, so I think I'll wait just that long to see if that's better/cheaper.

Thank you for the advice! :D

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Date: 2012-06-21 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com
Otterboxes are super-strong, too! They both suck to get off...

:D

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Date: 2012-06-19 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeethyme4me.livejournal.com
I'm having a moment of silence for your phone.

............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Not to add insult to injury, but...didn't this happen to you once before??

I dropped my house and car keys into a toilet once. And flushed them. Bye-bye, everything! *waves desultorily*

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Date: 2012-06-21 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
*looks shifty*

...yes. But last time, it drowned in a SEWER, not a TOILET.

...I don't wanna know what it's going to drown in next year, if this pattern continues. O.o

I better name it, like, Flipper, or something.

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Date: 2012-06-19 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] photoash.livejournal.com
Why didn't you get insurance? It's only $99 XD I got insurance where I never do but I drop my phone constantly and my old one was beat to fuck on all the corners and i feared for the total glass of my phone <3

I love my 4s :) it's phone and HD video is awesome <3 (though I just film my cat mainly XD)

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Date: 2012-06-21 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoosierbitch.livejournal.com
I didn't get it because when I bought my last phone, there was no accidental coverage; now it's $99 base w/ a $49 minimum charge for repairs due to accidental damage; I'm going to buy a kickass case instead. :-)

I've got the 4S, and am poking at it cautiously right now, trying to figure it out...

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Date: 2012-06-20 12:24 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I went from a 3g to a 4s, but:
Camera is waywaywayyyyyy better. Huge step up.
I use siri some. Not like all the time, but some. When I'm walking back to my car I'll tell it to text so-and-so and tell them I'm on my way, or set reminders for stuff I randomly think of, etc. It's handy to keep yourself from texting and walking. I sometimes ask it to find food near me as well.

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Date: 2012-06-20 12:29 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
(same anon)
I know someone above mentioned a specific type of case. If you want another option, I have a Speck candyshell for mine. The guy at the store said that of the phones being upgraded that have no damage which he sees, most had that kind of case(and it was the same price as all the other cases they had, so I don't think he was lying). Just another option :)

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