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Apr. 24th, 2010 07:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hoosierbitchAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAUL. GROSS. IS WRITING THE SCRIPT FOR BATTLESHIPS. Which, yes, is a movie based on the HASBRO game (...seriously, it really is. It's cool, though, they've totally fleshed it out. By adding ALIENS.) But: it's directed by Peter Berg (director of Friday Night Lights and Hancock), and it stars Taylor Kitsch, my biggest celebrity crush, ILOVEHIMSOMUCH, and I just found out the the script is being written by PAUL MOTHERFUCKING GROSS.
*FALLS OVER*
I watched a movie about curling for that man! (...I also watched curling during the Olympics, but that was for PORN. It's the best background-non-distraction EVER). He was the star of Slings and Arrows (A SHOW ABOUT SHAKESPEARE, GHOSTS, AND LOVE) and, of course, due South, which I watched in - oh, about TWO DAYS BECAUSE IT WAS SO ADORABLE I COULDN'T STOP. He's a smart, lovely, wonderful man.
PAUL GROSS AND TAYLOR KITSCH ARE TOTALLY GOING TO HAVE (fictional) SEX.
I DON'T CARE WHO ELSE IS INVOLVED IN THIS MOVIE. I DON'T CARE THAT PAUL GROSS IS HAPPILY MARRIED TO AN AMAZING, TALENTED WOMAN. I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT, ACTUALLY, RPF STILL SOMETIMES SQUICKS ME OUT.
I AM GOING TO WRITE EPIC AMOUNTS OF RPF PORN FOR THIS MOVE. PAUL GROSS/TAYLOR KITSCH PORN WHERE THEY ROLEPLAY AS TIM RIGGINS AND HAMLET AND THEN TALK ABOUT HOW THEY'RE BOTH CANADIAN AND MAYBE GET STUCK OUT IN THE COLD IN CANADA AND HAVE TO HAVE SEX TO KEEP WARM AND AND AND YES. ALL. THE. TIME. SEX.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*concentrates on breathing*
I am going to go try and get back to writing Broken Road now. And maybe catch up on comments (thanks, everyone!!). And. Breathe. In, out, in, OMG, in, OMG, wait I think I'm doing this wrong, out, *FLAIL*, in.
(...sex! HOT, CANADIAN, THEATRICAL, SEX. ALL. THE. TIME. OKAY.)
PAUL. GROSS. IS WRITING THE SCRIPT FOR BATTLESHIPS. Which, yes, is a movie based on the HASBRO game (...seriously, it really is. It's cool, though, they've totally fleshed it out. By adding ALIENS.) But: it's directed by Peter Berg (director of Friday Night Lights and Hancock), and it stars Taylor Kitsch, my biggest celebrity crush, ILOVEHIMSOMUCH, and I just found out the the script is being written by PAUL MOTHERFUCKING GROSS.
*FALLS OVER*
I watched a movie about curling for that man! (...I also watched curling during the Olympics, but that was for PORN. It's the best background-non-distraction EVER). He was the star of Slings and Arrows (A SHOW ABOUT SHAKESPEARE, GHOSTS, AND LOVE) and, of course, due South, which I watched in - oh, about TWO DAYS BECAUSE IT WAS SO ADORABLE I COULDN'T STOP. He's a smart, lovely, wonderful man.
PAUL GROSS AND TAYLOR KITSCH ARE TOTALLY GOING TO HAVE (fictional) SEX.
I DON'T CARE WHO ELSE IS INVOLVED IN THIS MOVIE. I DON'T CARE THAT PAUL GROSS IS HAPPILY MARRIED TO AN AMAZING, TALENTED WOMAN. I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT, ACTUALLY, RPF STILL SOMETIMES SQUICKS ME OUT.
I AM GOING TO WRITE EPIC AMOUNTS OF RPF PORN FOR THIS MOVE. PAUL GROSS/TAYLOR KITSCH PORN WHERE THEY ROLEPLAY AS TIM RIGGINS AND HAMLET AND THEN TALK ABOUT HOW THEY'RE BOTH CANADIAN AND MAYBE GET STUCK OUT IN THE COLD IN CANADA AND HAVE TO HAVE SEX TO KEEP WARM AND AND AND YES. ALL. THE. TIME. SEX.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*concentrates on breathing*
I am going to go try and get back to writing Broken Road now. And maybe catch up on comments (thanks, everyone!!). And. Breathe. In, out, in, OMG, in, OMG, wait I think I'm doing this wrong, out, *FLAIL*, in.
(...sex! HOT, CANADIAN, THEATRICAL, SEX. ALL. THE. TIME. OKAY.)
