Fic: Thank You, Autocorrect [Grimm, Nick/Monroe, implied Nick/Monroe/Juliette]

Right, okay, I just spent about half an hour trying to get this to not show up in three different font sizes with weird line spacing. I dunno what happened here, DW, but we'll work it out.

*glares menacingly*

Title: Thank You, Autocorrect
Fandom: Grimm
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,000
Pairing: Nick/Monroe, implied Nick/Monroe/Juliette
Original prompt: It starts out as a joke but somewhere along the lines all those dirty texts turn serious. (Bonus points if its one of their smartphone's annoying autocorrect features that starts the whole thing.)
( I can see the suspect he is out on the dick )

Mission Impossible: Chicago Meet-Up

1. Hi, new friends! I feel like I should introduce myself.

( Dear New Friends, )

 

2. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL IS A FANTASTIC MOVIE. I saw it with my brother two days ago, and am dragging my father to go see it with me again today. See it in IMAX. It will take your breath away. It's a smart, funny, intense, engaging action move, and it is visually stunning in a way that I've not seen in any other film (including Avatar and X Games 3D). I liked the story/characters in X-Men: First Class better, but I enjoyed the experience of Mission Impossible more. ALSO IS THERE H/C FIC FOR THIS YET? Because Tom Cruise gets lots of bruises and I need Jeremy Renner to bite some of them/take him to a hospital. STAT.

OH  OH  OH  ALSO:  THEY  SHOWED  A  PREVIEW  FOR  JOHN  CARTER DURING  THE  TRAILERS. I almost passed out before the movie had even started. Getting to see mostly-naked Taylor Kitsch should be reason enough to go see Mission Impossible.


3. CHICAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

MEET UP MEET UP MEET UP! This will be my fourth fandom meet-up, which seems insane, but every single one has been amazing. Some of the best experiences of my entire life. The first time I went to one of these I was kind of afraid that I was going to get ax-murdered, or that I would be disappointed by people in RL because they were so cool online. Also I was worried that no one would like me and I would be a sad lonely sitting-in-the-corner panda. Instead we ate pizza and watched episodes of things and I learned how to make sangria and played mad libs and felt completely and utterly at home.

YOU GUYS SHOULD COME. Me, rabidchild67, and elrhiarhodan are going to be there from Friday, January 13th to Monday, January 16th. If you want to come out for an afternoon, a day, a night, a meal, the whole thing, that would be awesome. If you are nervous, you shouldn't be (I am also willing to bribe/coerce/handhold). You can PM (...or, on DW...message?) me for details, or email me at whoisyourb@gmail.com.

Disclaimer: I'm not going to show up in dominatrix gear. For some unfathomable reason pay no attention to the porn behind the curtain, that seems to surprise people when I meet them for the first time. FYI, I much prefer jeans and comfy sweaters.