When things get tough, the tough write tentacle porn.

[hoosierbitch]

So a while ago someone posted a link to a live feed of a squid or an octopus or something-with-tentacles. Was anyone else smart enough to bookmark it? Or remember who posted it?

It's very important.

For my art, you see. 

Sometimes, when I am feeling sad, I try to cheer myself up by writing porn. 

WARNING: this was written on my iPhone, very late at night .


MOZZIE: I AM AN ALIEN.

NEAL: HA HA I KNOW.

M: NO, SRSLY, I TOTES AM!

N: NOT FUNNY, MOZ.

M: NO, I REALLY AM AN ALIEN!

N: OKAY, THEN. PROVE IT.

M: FINE!

N: ...

M: WHAT? YOU ACT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN TENTACLES BEFORE. HAVEN'T YOU EVER BEEN TO THE AQUARIUM? OR WATCHED ANIME PORN?

N: OH GOD WHAT'S IT DOING NOW?

M: ...I THINK IT LIKES YOU.

N: :O

M: YOU CAN TOUCH IT, IF YOU WANT TO. YEAH. JUST LIKE THAT...

N: WHAT'S IT - WHAT'S IT DOING NOW?

M: SHH, NEAL. JUST ACCEPT IT...

N: ARE YOU SRS? IT'S ALL WIGGLY AND SQUIRMY AND COVERED IN SUCTION CUPS AND OH JESUS FUCK DO THAT AGAIN RIGHT THERE OH GOD -

M: IT'S GOOD TO BE AN ALIEN.