eyes closed, head first, can't lose

...I signed up for a thing. Any suggestions?

cursed

sex pollen

whipping / flogging

alien abduction

Here be the rules: You get a set of four randomly chosen prompts. You then complete and submit one fill crossing over two or more fandoms. You can choose one prompt or combine two, three or all four out of your strip.

Okay, so, the deadline for hc_bingo isn't until December, so I'm not being THAT crazy, signing up for two bingos at once. Probably. I think. And kink_bingo lets you post until next summer (with a 'post SOMETHING' deadline in August) so, really, it's absolutely doable. Ish. I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS.

IT IS H/C BINGO. THERE IS NO WAY I AM NOT PLAYING.

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This is my card! I will probably try and do a horizontal line through the center (self-harm, bites, wild card, burns, and loss of voice). But I will keep coming back to this card until the deadline. Because, like. Dude. Imprisonment? Isolation? SEXUAL EXTORTION? I LIKE.

I know I, like, JUST did a prompt drive. BUT I WOULD LOVE SOME MORE. (BTW - if you feel like you still have kinky prompts you want to share, that post is here - I will keep using those prompts for inspiration until I've gotten to a black-out!) 

I realized, when reposting my work to AO3, that the vast majority of my work comes from other people's prompts. I can't promise to write for a specific prompt (sometimes I do promise and then FAIL, because I'm still sort of feeling out how my writing process works, and, well,sometimes I just suck). But odds are, the fics that I do write will come from these prompts.

ANYWAY - you can request a card on DW, or on LJ (pick the one where you want to post your content). Here is the list of cliches that the squares are coming from (you can ask to have up to THREE excluded from your card).
As always, if you're thinking about playing but are on the fence, LET ME KNOW, I will bribe/threaten the HELL out of you. Y'all are some talented motherfuckers*, and I want to see what you can come up with!

Y'ALL. IT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN. COME PLAY WITH ME! 

*And, just to be clear, I meant 'motherfuckers' in the most complimentary, encouraging, DEAR OEDIPUS I LOVE YOUR MANPAIN way possible. No offense is meant. Unless you don't like Oedipus. In which case, you are dead to me**.

**Okay, not really, I will still love you lots. But secretly I WILL BE JUDGING YOU.