I'M ON A BUS
Aug. 11th, 2011 10:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hoosierbitchWATCH OUT, MINNIEMOUSEANNAPOLIS!
I'MMA COMIN' TO GETCHU.
Since I'm going to be spending the day catnapping/cursing the wifi for blocking Netflix/writing, I thought that I would do a meme! \o/
I think all of my fandoms are listed in the tags (with the exception of Suits, which I marathoned over the weekend, and Criminal Minds). If you're not sure whether or not I've seen something, just ask! I watch a lot of TV, so odds are good I'm at least vaguely familiar with it.
If you want to play the meme but NOT repost and play on your own LJ, you can absolutely still make a request, but please make a note to that effect in your comment so that I can prioritize/encourage the folks playing along at home. :-)
I'MMA COMIN' TO GETCHU.
Since I'm going to be spending the day catnapping/cursing the wifi for blocking Netflix/writing, I thought that I would do a meme! \o/
The first five people to comment on this post get to request that I write a drabble/ficlet of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.
I think all of my fandoms are listed in the tags (with the exception of Suits, which I marathoned over the weekend, and Criminal Minds). If you're not sure whether or not I've seen something, just ask! I watch a lot of TV, so odds are good I'm at least vaguely familiar with it.
If you want to play the meme but NOT repost and play on your own LJ, you can absolutely still make a request, but please make a note to that effect in your comment so that I can prioritize/encourage the folks playing along at home. :-)
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Date: 2011-08-11 03:56 pm (UTC)My request is: Harvey, introspective on why he is how he is as a person/lawyer - how he got all those personal rules and what drives him to be that much of a winner? :)
OR
XMFC: Erik thinking dark thoughts ANd/OR Charles's own dark thoughts <3
(and I do not have a suits icon yet - sad :( )
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Date: 2011-08-12 08:11 pm (UTC)I don't have a Suits icon, either...I will have to browse those soon. I love that show.
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Date: 2011-08-12 08:16 pm (UTC)Chuck: When Bryce knew he was in love with Chuck
LOL Or you know what :) here is an easy one: Breathplay :D with WC or Chuck chars :D
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Date: 2011-08-11 04:07 pm (UTC)And you know what I want. ;-) The shorthand of it: Peter/Neal, little too loaded at a bar, thigh touch, erections, buttsex!, wall of the stall. GO.
Also, you rock.
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Date: 2011-08-11 05:19 pm (UTC)Santana's hand up Brittany's cheerleading skirt.
Peter drunk dialing Neal or vice versa.
Neal sucks El's strap-on.
Blaine gives Kurt a back rub...and then maybe more happens.
Neal sucks El's strap-on
Date: 2011-08-12 08:58 pm (UTC)She rocked her hips forward slowly, inches at a time, her thumb resting at the corner of Neal's mouth to feel the slick rubber slide past his lips.
He'd never asked her why do you like this, never questioned her pleasure or requests, never treated her cock differently than he treated Peter's. The sound of spit and suction was just as loud for her, the urgent action of his tongue and throat was just as honest, just as focused.
"Touch yourself," she ordered, pressing harder. The base of the strap-on ground against her clit, barely enough pressure. The visual impact more than made up for the uneven give-and-take of teasing pleasure.
Neal gagged as he took more of her, his hands fumbling with the zipper of his slacks, his eyes closed. She moved her thumb from the stretched skin of his lips and dragged it over his eyelids, his long lashes, the flushed skin of his cheekbones. Then she slid it in Neal's mouth alongside her cock. His tongue flickered against it, slipping over her thumbnail, brushing the pad of her thumb before returning to her cock.
When his left hand squeezed tight on her thigh she knew he was close. So she pressed in as far as she could, until Neal was gasping and choking and her clit was throbbing. She guided his shaking hand between her legs, slicked his fingers in her juices, and moaned as she came. Neal jerked in front of her, his hips thrusting up into the air. She wrapped her hands in his hair and kept him pulled tight to her groin, finishing her orgasm as she watched him suffer through his own.
"That was nice," she murmured, as she let him fall back onto his heels.
"Yes ma'am," he said quietly, his voice hoarse.
She unbuckled her strap-on and handed it to him. He untangled the straps, cleaned the dildo in the bathroom, and put it away in the bottom drawer of his dresser. "Now come to bed." He slid under the covers in front of her and she pressed her hips against his ass, the last sparks of pleasure firing erratically through her body.
Re: Neal sucks El's strap-on
Date: 2011-08-12 09:20 pm (UTC)What I love: that you didn't negatively compare cock and dildo -- that you *positively* compared them -- that you truly understand what is GREAT in oral sex with a strap-on: the visual component being especially visceral and amazing, the feel of it against her clit, the commitment Neal has to the whole art of it being so strong.
And yeah, it's fucking hot.
Just thank you so much, B!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS.
Re: Neal sucks El's strap-on
Date: 2011-08-13 01:52 am (UTC)Re: Neal sucks El's strap-on
Date: 2011-08-15 01:44 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-11 04:10 pm (UTC)(Oh, Suits. I love it so very much.)
Request: Neal requires special attention. For what, is up to you.
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Date: 2011-08-11 09:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-11 10:59 pm (UTC)Neal requires special attention [1/2]
Date: 2011-08-12 09:47 pm (UTC)I’d love to get to request a fic from you. :-)
*
"Jones--you do not let him out of your sight, understand me?" Peter double finger pointed at Neal, and then at the chair Neal was standing petulantly next to. "You sit down, shut up, and do whatever Agent Jones tell you to do. Or else."
"Or else what?" Jones asked curiously, after Peter slammed the door of the van shut behind him.
"He never says," Neal answered, sitting down with a melancholy sigh. "Probably he'll just tell Elizabeth I didn't behave myself and she'll look at me sad."
"Yeah, that would do it." Neal nodded his agreement and turned circles on his chair. "But he won't need to, right? You're not going to do anything stupid. Are you?"
Neal waggled his eyebrows and spun in the opposite direction. "I don't know, Agent Jones. I get bored awful quickly."
Jones knew that. Everyone knew that. Hell, the mark probably knew that. "I'll just have to keep your attention, then."
Neal smirked and leaned back in his chair, his arms folded across his chest. Feeling cocky today. "You can try, Clinton, but very few--"
"Would you suck my cock," he interrupted, "if I ordered you to?"
Neal's mouth was open with surprise. He had a pretty mouth. Pink lips, dark stubble, white teeth. He could see a hint of Neal's tongue before Neal closed his mouth. "I don't know," Neal said quietly, unfolding his arms and sitting up straight. "Try me."
"Okay," Jones said with a shrug, taking his headphones off and turning up the volume on the monitor. "Get on your knees, Caffrey, and suck my dick."
"Seriously?"
Jones smiled at Neal's breathless disbelief and rubbed his cock through his pants. "Come and find out."
Neal moved towards him slowly, like he expected Jones was hiding a gun in his slacks instead of an erection. Neal put his hands on the armrests of Jones' seat and lowered himself slowly onto the floor between his knees.
Jones checked the video feeds before he pressed Neal's face into his crotch.
"You like that?" Neal's mouth was open, his breath hot and humid against Jones' cock. He thrust his hips forward lazily, sliding the length of his dick against Caffrey's lips, watching for his reaction and listening for any sign of movement from the mark's apartment. Neal responded first, pulling against Jones' grip on his hair to tilt his head at a better angle, his tongue soaking through Jones' slacks.
He pushed Caffrey back to unzip his pants. "Take it out." He slouched down in the chair to give Caffrey more room to maneuver. "Come on, now. Peter gave you very explicit directions. Do what I say, like a good little boy."
Neal nodded and edged forward, his long fingers brushing so lightly against Jones' stomach that it almost tickled, pulling his boxers down in one long slide. "Nice," Neal breathed appreciatively.
"Are you just going to stare at it, or are you going to--"
Neal requires special attention [2/2]
Date: 2011-08-12 09:47 pm (UTC)He'd long thought that Caffrey would be good at sucking cock. The man was too much of a perfectionist not to be. To much of a flirt to not be able to back it up.
He hadn't imagined that Neal would be this good, but that's only because he's never had a blowjob even close to this good before.
Neal's fingertips were still hovering around his hips, making the muscles of his stomach twitch every time they brushed oh-so-delicately against his skin, but the rest of him wasn't playing around. He took all of Clinton's cock in on one slide. All of him. Caffrey's nose was pressed against Jones' stomach and the head of his dick was buried in the impossibly tight grip of Neal's throat and fuck he was going to come, he was going to come in seconds, he didn't even need Neal to move because the fucker was swallowing, his tongue writhing against the underside of Jones’ dick as his throat tightening convulsively around it.
Then Neal moaned and Clinton swore, loudly, before biting down on his knuckles because anyone could walk past this van, and he didn't want any curious pedestrian sticking their heads in just because he couldn't keep his mouth shut.
Just when he got his own voice under control, Neal took a deep breath in through his nose and fucking moaned.
"Oh, screw it--" He made one last check of the tv monitors and audio feeds before grabbing handfuls of Neal's hair and fucking his mouth. Fucking his throat, long thrusts that left Neal gagging and Clinton moaning, Neal's spit dripping down his chin. Neal fought him at first, struggling to set his own pace (the tease), but he eventually settled into Jones' rhythm. Long strokes, so that Neal could lick at his slit and rub his tongue on the bundle of nerves right by the head of his dick, and then a fast dirty slide all the way down.
The van was rocking. The van was rocking he was fucking Neal so hard, so fast, and he thought he might be making too much noise--he knew Neal was being too loud, moaning like a pornstar, only with fewer inhibitions--none of it mattered. None of it mattered because Neal's mouth was the sweetest place he'd ever been and he was going to kiss it, going to kiss Neal, going to lick the taste of his own come out of Neal's mouth in--in seconds, in--in too short a time, please, he wanted this never to end, needed it to be over already, and then--then--
Yes.
Neal swallowed. Of course he did. Swallowed and moaned and drew out every last drop of semen he could suck from Jones' oversensitive cock.
He let Neal lick his dick and work it with his lips until he started to soften. Then he caught a bit of motion out of the corner of his eye and shoved Neal backwards. "Peter--" he was leaving the apartment building, walking fast, on his was back to the van.
Neal stumbled back to his own chair. His hair was a mess, there was spit all over his chin, sweat staining his shirt, and a huge erection straining his pants. Clinton leaned forward, ran his hands through Neal's hair to try and straighten it, kissed a bit of come from the corner of Neal's lips, and zipped up his own slacks before the door to the van opened.
Re: Neal requires special attention [2/2]
Date: 2011-08-12 11:55 pm (UTC)It's totally and completely bunkthyme4me.
Jaw-droppingly HOT.
Re: Neal requires special attention [2/2]
Date: 2011-08-15 01:49 am (UTC)Re: Neal requires special attention [2/2]
Date: 2011-08-15 02:51 pm (UTC)Re: Neal requires special attention [2/2]
Date: 2011-08-13 01:58 am (UTC)Re: Neal requires special attention [2/2]
Date: 2011-08-13 02:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-11 04:50 pm (UTC)I met Willie. Matt and Tim are rehearsing but may come and give a shoutout.
Request: Neal and Peter dancing on the balcony.
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Date: 2011-08-11 05:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-11 08:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-11 04:52 pm (UTC)At any rate -- Neal/Peter, kissing. :)
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Date: 2011-08-11 08:31 pm (UTC)Your prompt: Kurt/Blaine - Finn likes to listen.
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Date: 2011-08-12 05:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-11 11:25 pm (UTC)grr, I missed top 5. i want to play this meme but shouldn't. which means I might. lol
okay if you get bored and feel like another prompt
Bryce/Chuck, creative (dirty) uses of hot wax
or Merlin/Arthur, or Eliot/Hardison, bottom moans in pain, top laughs deviously, bottom is turned on by his pain being laughed at
(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-13 04:29 am (UTC)(Sorry! It's just Suits is my new addiction and I keep finding out people from my flist watch it and I'm like "I win!" LOL)
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Date: 2011-08-13 05:08 pm (UTC)Of course I ship H/M! :D
Oddly, I think I could write either of them topping. WHICH IS REALLY WEIRD FOR ME. O.o
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Date: 2011-08-14 05:01 am (UTC)I'm hoping you plan on writing for this fandom because you are one of the best writers (and I'm not just saying that because there needs to be more Suits!AngstyPorn LOL)
:)
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Date: 2013-02-13 12:39 pm (UTC)Would you mind me translate the article into Chinese to like more persons to see it?
I'll soon sent u the website of the translated article.