hoosierbitch: (S Doll eye.)
Dear car,

I know it's cold. I would rather be in bed under blankets too! I'm sorry I forced you out of the driveway and into the freezing unknown of the rest of the world.

So if you'll TURN BACK ON, I'll drive you straight back home. I promise.

(It doesn't help that the power just went out for this entire area & there's nowhere warm I can wait while making TOW ME TO SAFETY! calls.)

Please, car? Retty, pretty please?

Lovelovepleasepleaseplease,
HB

AW NOW THERE'S TWO BIRDS CHILLIN' ON MY WINDSHIELD WIPER. #silverlining
hoosierbitch: (S Doll eye.)
Title: The Whole (Care) Package
Fandom: Avengers/White Collar crossover
Series: Prison 'Verse
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Clint/Coulson, canon pairings from WC & Avengers.
Content Advisory: This story won't make sense without reading the first part. READ THE WARNINGS ON THE FIRST PART. This is just more of the same 'verse.
Thanks: [livejournal.com profile] ihearttwojacks for the wonderful beta job!

Notes: This is a sequel to Like an Arrow Through a Flock of Doves, an Avengers/White Collar crossover that [livejournal.com profile] arsenicjade and I wrote last October. This continuation was written because AJ is incredibly generous, and had folks sponsor her hc_bingo card with donations to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. Thank you, lady_om and pierrot_dreams for the donation and prompt!

Part One: Like an Arrow Through a Flock of Doves

The new part can be found on:
LJ
DW
AO3

I also have a tumblr now!
hoosierbitch: (S Doll eye.)
IGNORE THIS POST

An updated and edited version is farther up on the page.

there's still sexytimes under the cut. )

You can find my tumblr here, and erinpond's post here!
hoosierbitch: (S willy wonka check this shit out)
[Poll #1954714][Poll #1954714]

I forgot to list AO3 under "places where you fandom" and can't figure out how to edit the poll, so comment plz if that's true for you...
hoosierbitch: (Default)
Title: Single Parent, Multiple Problems
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Derek/Stiles from the Sheriff's POV.
Rating: PG-13
Notes: This is kind of mid-season 2? Erica and Boyd are alive, but Melissa and John know about werewolves. Also, I went with 'John' as a first name, because it's pretty impossible to write from the pov of someone with no first name.
Thanks: Y'all. You don't even understand. This fic is 217% better than it was before my betas got their hands on it. It has scene set-ups and commas and the correct spelling of Camaro and EVERYTHING. Thank you so much, [personal profile] miriad and The Beta Who Shall Not Be Named (...because she has no LJ). You are amazing. Any mistakes left are completely my fault.

Summary: Derek tries really hard to do the right thing, Stiles thinks Derek's idea of the right thing is the wrong thing, and John does his best to help.

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"Is, uh--is Stiles home?" Hale is staring at the ground and his shoulders are so tense that John's tempted to say 'Boo!' just to see what'll happen. )

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If you have the time, feedback is really appreciated!

I can also be found on livejournal, AO3, and tumblr.
hoosierbitch: (FNL funny This icon is at the game)
I just e-mailed in my letter of resignation.

I'm now working only one part-time job. This is the least I've worked since...May, I think? Not counting the beginning of January, when I was bedridden with the sciatica/back pain from the herniated disc. It's so much better, but acts up if I sit for too long, or sit in bad chairs. (WHICH, ALSO, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SHITTY CHAIRS IN THE WORLD? Shouldn't we have figured out CHAIRS by now? Jeez.)

I have enough money to make February's rent. And my folks will help me out if I can't make March's. I've had really good luck getting jobs so far (I apply like a fiend and I interview well). Hopefully I'll find something good by mid-February. That's my yay!plan. My back-up plan, if all else fails, is to move to St. Louis, where my parents have an empty floor in their house, and will trade me walking their three ridiculous dogs twice a day for rent money.

Since I've been in school for so many years, and moved around so much, this is only the second time I've had to quit a job for a reason other than "Soon, I will be in a different state!"

I'm going to go bury my stress in coffee and teen!Clint meeting teen!Natasha, then proudly bringing her back to Coulson like a cat leaving a mouse on the doorstep. "LOOK WHAT I BRUNG YOU! Whoops it's still alive and has claws and teeth. I LOVE IT EVEN MORE PLEASE CAN WE KEEP IT?"
hoosierbitch: (Middleman Funny Silly OMG "Hang GASP!")
I have been having a crazy productive few days, and have finished and/or written four fics that need beta'ing before posting. When I have too many fics in my "To Post" mental file, I have a hard time focusing on new stuff. IDK, does anyone else feel that way?

Things I need betas for:

1) 2,700 word "Clint safewords" fic
2) 12,000 word Pepper/Steve/Tony fic
3) 2,000 word dyslexic!Clint COULSON LIVES finale
4) 4,200 word Teen Wolf Sheriff POV of developing Sterek.

Any volunteers? You can comment here, PM me, or shoot me an email at whoisyourb@gmail.com.

In other news: MN is so cold that the weather warning is basically, "GO OUTSIDE AND YOUR FACE WILL FREEZE OFF." I get that the National Weather Service is giving us important information, and that they need the general public to take it seriously, but they always put their releases in capslock which makes me feel like a drill sergeant is yelling at me.

A WIND CHILL WARNING MEANS THE COMBINATION OF VERY COLD AIR AND STRONG WINDS WILL CREATE DANGEROUSLY LOW WIND CHILL VALUES. THIS WILL RESULT IN FROST BITE AND LEAD TO HYPOTHERMIA OR DEATH IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN.

From now on, in my head, I'm going to pretend it's Professor Snape reading it to Harry Potter. "This will result in...frost bite. And lead to hypothermia, or," raised eyebrow, "death. If...precautions...are not taken. Now open your books to page 394."
hoosierbitch: can't remember! (hands)
Title: Abel Had It Easy
Fandom: Avengers
Series: Dyslexia!Verse. Chronologically this comes first, but it also works fine as a standalone.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Child abuse and neglect, minor canon character violence and deaths (not Coulson’s!), and a character with dyslexia being treated insensitively. If you need more information about potential triggers, please PM me and I’ll be happy to help.
Pairing: Gen (later in the ‘verse, Clint/Coulson)
Notes: This is Barney’s side of the backstory, drawing heavily from Jim McCann’s series, Hawkeye: Blindspot, where he makes all the abusive backstory canon.

Summary: A lot of Barney’s stories started pretty much the same way. Dad was drunk, and then… And then, and then, and then.

“You learn also that life has a sick sense of humor. Everything it gives you can explode in your face. And like that, you learn you can be orphaned, over and over again.”
—Clint, from Hawkeye: Blindspot


Dad was drunk. )

You can also find me on tumblr.
hoosierbitch: can't remember! (hands)

This is just part of what I think will turn into a longer Derek/Stiles fic.

Also, WHY IS THERE NO TEEN WOLF KINK MEME? That's always how I find my groove in new fandoms. I AM SO LOST. Prompt me? I have many Derek feels. And Stiles feels. And Derek-damaged-by-Kate feels. And a weird love for Tyler Hoechlin's smile, which, if Derek ever smiled like that, I think the show would combust and die.


hoosierbitch: (S Fire in Hands)
This is just part of what I think will turn into a longer Derek/Stiles fic.

Also, WHY IS THERE NO TEEN WOLF KINK MEME? That's always how I find my groove in new fandoms. I AM SO LOST. Prompt me? I have many Derek feels. And Stiles feels. And Derek-damaged-by-Kate feels. And a weird love for Tyler Hoechlin's smile, which, if Derek ever smiled like that, I think the show would combust and die.

ANYWAY.

Laura dies in Beacon Hills. )
BTW, this was first posted on my new tumblr, which is here. It's mostly a combo of Teen Wolf/Leverage/White Collar love, with a side of Clint/Coulson.