hoosierbitch: (S Doll eye.)
*blinks blearily at the screen*

I feel like a sleepy hermit crab. I want to withdraw into my shell and snore little air bubbly bubbles because in this simile I live underwater. IDK if real hermit crabs do that.

*looks at google*

Eh let's say yes they do.

I'm working a half-shift at the theatre tonight. My first time back to work since I hurt my back on New Years Eve. Year's? Years. I hope my back & energy levels are up for it. I shall soon find out!

Afterwards I'm going home to kick my Steve/Tony/Pepper fic until they have a good first date so I can finally just write a fucking sex scene. There's gonna be so much boob kissing in this scene, y'all. And arc reactor licking. And buttock squeezing. THEY'RE ALL SO FIT.

Maybe I'll *handwavey plot* the first date and just tumble them into bed together.

If only that was an option in real life.

Grr. GET INTO BED, ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE. STOP WITH YOUR PERSONALITIES AND ISSUES AND JUST START LEAVING HICKEYS ON STEVE ROGERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. 

*headdesk*

Jan. 14th, 2014 12:40 pm
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I was feeling so good this morning! My back barely hurt! I put SOCKS on for the first time since 2013!


Then I stepped out of my house, slipped on a patch of ice, and basically ended up on the ground twisted in a squiggly swastika shape.


Hello again, shooting leg pain, my old friend.


*sigh*

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Right wait what

I'm rewatching season 4 and just got mindblanked by Neal getting out of the pool.

Jeff Eastin isn't a perfect man, but DAMN does he have good taste in casting/making-naked male leads.

RIGHT OKAY BRAIN YES

Anyone up for being a second beta on a 25k teenage Clint/Coulson fic? I need spelling/grammar, but also plot/character development and flow feedback.

My back's doing better--the pain's more centralized and the leg pain is almost completely gone, both of which are good signs. I'm just grumpy about having to get back to work. :(

*grumps*

Aaaaand now back to your regularly scheduled programing! (Which is me hitting the 30 second rewind button on Netflix. The shower fades to fog, I click the magic button, and Neal goes back in the pool, over and over and over again...)

ow.

Jan. 10th, 2014 07:34 pm
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So I hurt my back 12/31/13. And it got a bit better for a while, but on Tue it got a lot worse and keeps going downhill. Both of my jobs involve sitting (driving & working at the theatre) so I haven't been able to work since December. Bed rest is not longer fun. And not being on bed rest HURTS. Muscle relaxers aren't helping, icing/heating doesn't make a dif, and I'm pretty sure downing aspirin & Advil like candy is bad for my liver.

Going back to the doc on Mon. May switch physical therapists, since I want someone who will talk me through everything they're doing and explain what's going on with my back. I know it's a herniated disc and back spasms, but that's all I know.

Sitting hurts. Standing hurts. Walking hurts. Lying down while propped up enough to type on a keyboard hurts.

:(

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Thank you, Minnesota Care insurance, for kicking in today. Because the nerve pain in my leg kicked in yesterday worse than it has since I slipped a disc in college. I'M GOING TO THE DOCTOR TOMORROW, BITCHES! (I'm guessing x-rays/MRIs will be involved again. IDK if those are covered as well as the doctor's visit. But chiro should be covered up to 24 visits, so YAY!)

I know the national health care plan's been having major fuck-ups, but Minnesota has some amazing programs, and even though everything hurts right now, I'm just pathetically grateful that I'm going to be able to afford help for it.

In the meantime: If you have written, read, or WANT to write fics about characters recovering from back pain/injuries and being pampered, plz put them in my comments. I need to read about Coulson recovering from his wound or Eliot getting bandaids on giant bruises or Neal getting taken care of after a traumatising mission or anything Teen Wolf, because they get hurt ALL THE TIME. (I also wouldn't say no to Derek's Kate-Argent-related emotional!whump. Not that I have a kink for that or anything. JUST SAYIN'.)

I'm going to keep drinking cocktails with roommate and watching "Mulan." The head trainer guy is super cranky, always shirtless, has angry eyebrows, and is trying to train a group of helpless misfits. TEEN WOLF AU WITH STILES SNEAKING INTO WEREWOLF TRAINING CAMP RUN BY DEREK HALE Y/Y?

hoosierbitch: (G sexy times ahead)
I'm going to try to be on tumblr for REAL.
hoosierbitch.tumblr.com is where I'm going to be fannish, and whoisyourb.tumblr.com is where I'm going to follow all the porn blogs!

It's possible that I was going "Oh, I think I have a tumblr somewhere, don't I?" at work and spent about 5 minutes figuring out my login for whoisyourb. Then it finally worked and I realized I WORK AT A CHILDREN'S THEATRE and sexisnottheenemy but it's also not safe for work. HAHA PENISES.

Anyway. Come follow me! Eventually, I'll post things that aren't just pretty pictures of Teen Wolf actors and happy BDSM photos. (Or combinations thereof.)

Probably.

/lies
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So I've been full-on depressed for months, but yesterday I had ENERGY so I cleaned my room (HAHA I cleaned abt 35% of it, b/c it's a creepy hoarder's nest) and hung stuff up, including better curtains, which are red, and across the room from the windows I tacked up a pretty dark knotworky tapestry I got for Christmas.

Morning sunlight makes my room look like a blood-tinged BDSM boudoir. Especially since earlier in this post the iPhone corrected my terrible spelling as "and hung stud up" which, I wish.

\o/

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Title: the new millenia
Fandom: Avengers
Spoilers: Major Thor 2 spoilers!
Pairing: Jane/Thor
Rating: PG
Notes: I saw the movie today and the first line of this fic got stuck in my head and wouldn’t leave.

Summary: Thor's life is measured in centuries, not days. 

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Thor had loved his brother for more than a thousand years.  )
hoosierbitch: (Psych Funny Silly "T-Rex! Lookit my litt)
Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] daria234, who nabbed it from [personal profile] rabidchild67, who got it from [personal profile] frith_in_thorns. This meme is like a cold that won't go away...

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in comments. (Examples: "Five Dates X Regretted Going On," or "Five Things Y Has On His Shelf", etc.) I'll answer with a list of five things.

Fandoms I know enough to write in: White Collar, Avengers, Leverage, Chuck, Sky High, Star Trek Reboot, the Valdemar book series, maybe others (just ask!).

Disclaimer: I may not finish every response, but I will do my best! ♥