iPhone! You Phone! We All oh shit i dropped it in the toilet.

Unfortunately, I dropped my iPhone in the toilet a few days ago. Fortunately, I was then able to make a lot of bad jokes about things not going swimmingly! Unfortunately, my sense of humor, she is not what she should be. Fortunately, I stuck it in a bag of rice right away! Unfortunately, it did not get better. /o\ Fortunately, there's an upgrade available on my family's AT&T plan! Unfortunately, everyone except for my father uses the upgrades to replace killed/drowned/run-over/lost phones, so, since Dad's responsible, he's been stuck with his crappy (but functional) phone for yeeeeeeeeeeeeears. It's a flip phone that autocorrects 'you' to 'yot.'

Fortunately/Unfortunately is a fun theatre game. Just FYI.

Question for those of you with iPhones: Is the iPhone 4S worth the extra money, instead of getting an iPhone 4? Do you actually use Siri? I think I'd get the upgrade mostly for the camera (which, dudes, the amount of photos I lost with my old phone is ridiculous).

Poll #10887

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 17

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Phone to buy?

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iPhone 4
2 (14.3%)

iPhone 4S
5 (35.7%)

Other AT&T phone
2 (14.3%)

Phones give you ear cancer.
1 (7.1%)

Goddamn capitalist sons of a bitches!
4 (28.6%)

Tickytickytickyticky

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I had a tick on my hand once.
3 (23.1%)

It was gross.
3 (23.1%)

I ran around screaming for a while when I saw it.
3 (23.1%)

It made me feel bad for dogs who get ticks.
6 (46.2%)

They can't use tweezers to pull them off because they have no fingers.
7 (53.8%)

Favorite h/c theme:

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Issues of insecurity
2 (11.8%)

Comfort after emotional injury
6 (35.3%)

Whumpwhumpwhumpwhumpwhump
4 (23.5%)

Comfort after physical injury
3 (17.6%)

Other, which you'll talk about in comments...?
2 (11.8%)

Pick a kink, any (of these five) kink(s):

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Orgasm control
4 (26.7%)

Use of toys
1 (6.7%)

Oversensitivity
2 (13.3%)

First time sex
6 (40.0%)

D/s
2 (13.3%)

I put _____ in my burritos:

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Beans! Beans?
2 (12.5%)

The special beans!
5 (31.2%)

I haven't seen Into the Woods so that joke doesn't make sense!
4 (25.0%)

Salsa
3 (18.8%)

There's not enough literary criticism and/or penis in this poll.
10 (62.5%)

There's a poll in the DW entry, so go over there if you like clicky boxes and/or burritos.

fic: assume a defensive stance [avengers, bruce/clint, r]

Title: assume a defensive stance
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: R
Pairing: Bruce/Clint
Word Count: 4,600
Thanks: Many shout-outs to gnomi, csi_vixen, and miriad, who made this story immeasurably better than it would have otherwise been. Any remaining mistakes are mine!

Summary: Written for this prompt on avengerkink: When Bruce and Clint get together, everyone is worried - Clint is a bit forward, and slapstick, and unpredictable, and thinks things are funny when they're really not funny. They're just a bit unsure as to whether Bruce should really be with him, seeing as how Bruce needs a nice, quiet, calming influence.

( Bruce looks up from his sandwich (peanut butter and Frito Lays on white bread, because Clint claims to be trying to educate his palate by way of circus delicacies) and turns to his boyfriend, who’s lounging against very expensive lab equipment like a misplaced James Dean.  )