Episode SIX!

[hoosierbitch]

ME LIIIIIKEY. 

Minor quibbles, as always, but all overridden by...two things. 

1) NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED. NAKED. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKED. NAKEDNAKED.
2) Um. The sounds Neal was making while being fake tortured? Is like sexytimes SOUNDTRACK.
 
ALSO ALSO ALSO I love that Diana and Jones had something to DO, and I love that Neal and Moz got to be all lovey dovey, and I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooved that Sara invaded Neal's space and Peter let him get hauled away in chains because I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want to read the aftermath of that. 

ALSO I LIKE PETER'S FACE. Especially in his first interview with What's-'Is-Name-The-Bad-Guy. HE WAS SMOKIN'.

Also, HE HAS SPARKS. (AND ALSO SPARKLES.)

And can I just say that Neal and Peter's aborted conversations are like CANDY TO MY BRAIN? SEEEERIOUSLY. 

This is not as funny a post as usual because I am stuffed full of awesome Indian food, and also, I'MMA GO COMMENT PORN ALL OVER THE PLACE NOW, Y'ALL MAKE MY HEART GO PITTER PATTER AND I LOVE YOU. 

To sum up: NAKED! \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ <--army of happy fanpeople.

WHAT DID YOU GUYS THINK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Comments

[elrhiarhodan]

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and

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and

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and

PIT HAIR...NEAL HAS PIT HAIR...

ICON NEEDED OF NEAL PIT HAIR

NEW KINK...

and

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And yes, the fake beatdown...soundtrack for sex

And yes, there is another cut out spanking scene. I think I need to write it - but Peter may want to outsource it to either Jones or Diana. AND HE WATCHES.

[soldierly.livejournal.com]

Oh my god XD This comment forever.

Knock knock. Who's there? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO MARRY YOUR BRAINPLACE, OKAY?

Also, we may need to start a facebook group for People Who Want To Have Tim DeKay's Babies.

I am embarrassed to admit, I did not notice the armpit hair. BECAUSE OF HIS COLLARBONES.

*FLAIL*

Re: Knock knock. Who&#39;s there? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elrhiarhodan]

Also, we may need to start a facebook group for People Who Want To Have Tim DeKay's Babies.

How about an LJ comm, because FB is blocked for me at work?

:D:D:D:D:D

And the pit hair...how could you have missed all that luscious, dark and silky goodness. My face wants to live in Matt Bomer's armpit now. I never had that kink before...

I need a NAKEDNAKEDNAKED Peter...

JEFFESTINCANIHAZNEKKIDPETERNOWPLZ????

Re: Knock knock. Who&#39;s there? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soldierly.livejournal.com]

I'D JOIN THAT

Re: Knock knock. Who's there? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

SCREW THE FB/COMM, LET'S START A GET-PETER-BURKE-NAKED PETITION. Because that glimpse we got in the pilot was such a fucking TEASE, and there are only so many times I can keep drooling over the pics from Carnivale.

GET PETER NAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!

Re: Knock knock. Who's there? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elrhiarhodan]

YEAH, FUCK YEAH...

LET'S START POUNDING EASTIN ON TWITTER...

AND WCWRITERS

AND

BONNIE HUNT (USA NETWORKS)

AND...

AND...

WE CAN GO TO NYC AND STALK TIM DEKAY AND RIP HIS SHIRT OFF AND JUST GAZE AT HIS MAGNIFICENCE BEFORE WE'RE HAULED AWAY BY THE NYPD.


UMMMMMMMM

[sonia6349.livejournal.com]

1) I'm really starting to care about Bren, not just hoosierbitch :-x

2) *****FLAIL*****

3) PETER BURKE IS A BAD M*****F***

4) NAKED NEAL IS A VERY, VERY GOOD THING!!

PETER & NEAL 4EVER.

NURSERY RHYMES: BY BREN

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

1) ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
2) INORITE?
3) HE SO IS. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD. AFSGKnbsFDV
4) YES. YES, IT IS.

PETER & NEAL
SITTIN' IN A TREE
B-I-C-K-E-R-I-N-G
FIRST COMES PRISON
THEN COMES SPANKING
THEN COMES EL WITH BONDAGE GEAR
AND ALSO A BABY

[doctor-fangeek.livejournal.com]

Maybe next time he can be gratuitously shirtless and they can haul him off in chains at the same time? Or maybe Peter can do the hauling? Or...brain meltdown....

Also, the whole coffee/espresso machine/Jones in a chef hat conversation. And we got another Peter & Neal banter in shorthand sequence, which is love.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

AIKSGFHDNAGFBDDF

HANDCUFFS AND NAKED AND PETER = DEAD FANPEOPLE. So maybe it's good that they steered away from that... ALSO, HE WAS IN A RUMPLED WHITE SHIRT.

HE WAS RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPLED. *adores*

[doctor-fangeek.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah...the rumpled button down shirt...very nice, and yeah, less conducive to DEAD FANPEOPLE, even if it is lovely in its own way...so I think you're right on that one. :-)

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO LICK MY TV SCREEN MORE THAN WHEN HE SHOWED UP WITH THE NO SHIRT HAVING HOTNESS. HE WAS ALL GOLDEN TAN AND HAD UNDERARM HAIR AND THE INSURANCE LADIES EYES FLICKERED TO HIS CHEST. WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE SHE IS NOT DEAD.

HE WAS LIKE SOME GOLDEN GOD AND NOW I WANT TO KNOW IF NEAL TANS IN SOME TANNING BOOTH OR WHAT. AND HE LOOKED FILLED OUT A LITTLE. I HAD NO DESIRE TO FEED HIM BEFORE FUCKING HIM.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

NEAL CAFFREY: ENDANGERING TV SCREENS SINCE 2009

HE IS LIKE A GOLDEN GOD. I THINK THEY PROBABLY MOLD FAKE-MUSCLE SUITS OFF OF HIS CHEST. LKGABDFNSGHFDF

I STILL HAD THE DESIRE TO FEED HIM, BUT THAT IS BECAUSE HE WAS SAD, AND I AM JEWISH. BUT MOSTLY I JUST WANTED TO CLIMB HIM LIKE A TREE. BECAUSE, AS YOU SAID, I AM NOT DEAD.

[doctor-fangeek.livejournal.com]

Also, I've been meaning to tell you...your excited Calvin icon always makes me smile.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

:D

[soldierly.livejournal.com]

NAKED NEAL FFFFF

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

AMEN, MY FRIEND. AMEN.

ETA: WAITTAMINUTE. DOES FFFFF MEAN *FLAIL* OR PHHHHT?

[soldierly.livejournal.com]

FLAIL FLAIL

FLAAAIIIILLL

[surreal-44.livejournal.com]

I like Peter and Neal's moments tonight.

I just wish they had talked a little more about the package. Oh well.

Neal with no shirt -- there are no words.

Peter encouraging Neal in the fake beating scene killed me. I laughed so hard.

Mozzie is so wonderful. I liked this softer, squishier side of him we saw.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

Yeah - I feel like they're stretching out the Kate plotline, but not very well. They're just robbing their own moments of impact.

"The legs! Say something about the legs!" :D :D :D :D :D

I loved Moz in this, too. Lovely backstory. ♥

[asimaiyat.livejournal.com]

I kept flickering my eyes back and forth between Sarah's awesome dress and Neal's awesome nakedness.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

Her dress really was awesome. And Neal's nakedness was awesome. THEY HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!!!!

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

I'm still stuck on the preview right now. I can't stop picturing Peter in the tee shirt and jeans with the holster. I have no coherent thought. I flailed so much on my couch, I was knocking stuff over. IS IT NEXT WEEK YET?

Coherency: It was nice to see them pull away from the Peter, Neal, and third person setup they've had in this season. It felt a lot more even with Diana, Jones, and Mozzie. Not too much focus on anyone.

Mmmmm, I'm also picturing Peter and El having at it when she gets home. But I might think about that a lot in general. >_>

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

THE TEE SHIRT.

THE BEST KIND OF FANSERVICE. THE SEXY KIND.

I liked that they gave Jones and Diana actual work to do on the case, but I think I've kind of enjoyed the triangle set up...IDK! I think I get my doses of P/N in fic pretty steadily. HUH.

Mmmmm, I'm also picturing Peter and El having at it when she gets home.

WRITE IT! WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT. WRITE IT.

Please?

[katikat.livejournal.com]

I liked this ep much better than last week's - I think I can stand Sara much better in much smaller doses. What didn't click for me was the search warrant the cops got for Neal's appartment - no judge would sign a warrant based on nothing, Neal even aced a polygraph. Sara had no proof or even a reasonable doubt that it was Neal. And that they found Neal's secret hiding place within a few seconds was lame too :(

But I loved all the Peter&Neal scenes! The one with the coffee was hilarious.

[elrhiarhodan]

Yeah - this was the biggest problem I had with the episode. Sara had NO probably cause even to link Neal to the FAA package.

And while the voice stress analyzer can't be legally admitted as evidence, it is probative for an arrest warrant or the denial thereof.

Oh well, who says I watch WC for the plot anymore.

[katikat.livejournal.com]

I agree that they should've come up with a better way to do it, especially since the whole thing obviously laid the foundations of Sara and Neal's friendship/'ship.

[smokexscribbles.livejournal.com]

Well, Sara's a bounty hunter. She's probably got a few connections, or at least knows how to get a search warrant if she needs one...

[katikat.livejournal.com]

I get that she has connections but if she can get a warrant without probable cause, then it smacks of Fowler's foul play, because that's exactly what he was doing. What makes her better than Fowler, then?

[smokexscribbles.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I think of Sara as good. I like her, but I don't know how much she's on the side of Our Boys.

[orphica.livejournal.com]

Naked: I paused. For a long time.

"Peter let him get hauled away in chains because I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want to read the aftermath of that. "

Thiiiisssss so much. Was I just imagining the hurt that was in Neal's eyes?

Also, my greatest glee this week came from how Peter just has to tap the chair and Neal gives him his ankle. HE'S SO WELL TRAINED!!!!

[sonia6349.livejournal.com]

"Also, my greatest glee this week came from how Peter just has to tap the chair and Neal gives him his ankle. HE'S SO WELL TRAINED!!!!"

OMFG. I hadn't realized that. UNF!!!

[elrhiarhodan]

Also, my greatest glee this week came from how Peter just has to tap the chair and Neal gives him his ankle. HE'S SO WELL TRAINED!!!!

I noticed that when I watched it on the re-broadcast at midnight. Neal is so much Peter's sub it's almost a joke at this point.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

THE HURT. THE HURT IS SO CANNON.

As is the dom/sub dynamic, which, SERIOUSLY. YES, PLEASE.

*is so happy*

[astronomylover.livejournal.com]

THIS. <33333

I honestly don't think I can sum up any better than you just did. This ep was WONDERFUL, and by the preview, next week's will be just as good (if not BETTER!)

IS IT NEXT TUESDAY YET?

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

COUNTDOWN TO NEXT TUESDAY: COMMENCING.

That preview was so hot. PETER IN A TEE-SHIRT.

*thud*

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[smokexscribbles.livejournal.com]

I really liked Neal-gets-handcuffed-Peter-just-watches. OH THE POTENTIAL. OH THE FANFICTIONS WE WILL WRITE.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

AMEN.

That scene was maybe my favorite. No, the interrupting-conversation was. No, it was the naked. No, it was the ALL OF IT SHOW YOU ARE SO FANTASTIC I <3 YOU FOREVER.

[penguingal.livejournal.com]

NAKED NEAL IS NAKED AND SHOULD BE NAKED ALL THE TIME. YES.

BUT. You know what did it for me, and I mean HARDCORE?

Neal without a tie. UNF.

Getting to see the base of his throat framed by that collar, both with the jacket on and then later in that casual rumpled state. Fuck, I was dead. And then killed all over again when he answered the door shirtless. All suave and nonplussed to see Sarah there and making NO ATTEMPT to cover himself up AT ALL.

Side note: MUST HAVE TIM SHIRTLESS. MUST. NAO. KTHNKXBAI.

Jesus this show.

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

NAKED NEAL IS NAKED AND SHOULD BE NAKED ALL THE TIME. YES.

I CONCUR WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT, MADAM.

OH, THE BASE OF THE THROAT. THE BASE OF THE THROAT AND THEN ALSO THE COLLARBONES. MY BASE INSTINCTS CAME TO THE FOREFRONT AND I JUST WANTED TO MATE WITH THE MAN. GOD.

ALSO: PETER, PLEASE, ALL THE TIME, TO BE NAKED. YES.

This show is a hazard to my sanity. And also, my shift key.

*happy sigh*

[penguingal.livejournal.com]

MY BASE INSTINCTS CAME TO THE FOREFRONT AND I JUST WANTED TO MATE WITH THE MAN.

That kind of reaction is what a friend of mine would call the fraying edges of her homosexuality. :D Which is what I enjoy about being bi...

[photoash.livejournal.com]

I hated the new girl less <3 but I felt like Jeff is trying to force feed her to us O_o Neal doesn't trust ppl why the fuck would he suddenly let her come help him wiht Kate??

Matt totally lied to us he said no shirtless so far XD and yet here it is!!!

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

I like Sara - I've got quibbles with how they're introducing her, and some of the plot points seem far-fetched, but I love the way Hilarie's playing her, and I LOVE that the show's got a kick-ass, bull-headed, intelligent woman getting a LOT of airtime. It makes me happy. :D

Also, perhaps the scene was CG! That would explain the absolute PERFECTION of it all...